Harry Jowsey: From Fuckboy to Marriage Material [VIDEO]

Hello.

What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper.

We call her daddy, Where are you, come on in?

Oh my God, wait, I forgot how tall you are.

Oh my god, wait, wait, what?

Sit down, we're just starting. Wait, you're so tall I always forget.

Let's go, what up?

Wait, can we check that the camera even fits you? You're the tallest person I've ever had on the podcast.

Is his head in the frame?

Yeah, it's perfect. Oh my God, I'm gonna start crying.

I haven't seen you in so long.

I swear to God I was tearing up for the past week. No, my heart is racing, no, Harry.

Welcome to call her daddy. It has been too long, isn't it? Kind of crazy? How like both of our lives have, like, gotten bigger and like crazier, and like where we were when we first podcasted together, like, right?

It's kind of crazy. I was thinking about it like the last week, and I was like, holy shit. To be a friend and a fan and to see like you blossom and like, what this has turned into. Like, I was just like, damn, like, if there's one person that motivates me not trying to kiss your bum?

No, I feel the same way about you.

But it's just like, shut the fuck up, I literally watch you all the time.

I like, watch your stories like a proud, like friend. I'm just so proud of you.

I'm just like, dude, I see all these amazing guests.

It's so crazy.

And I'm like, Alex.

We made it.

No, you know what's also crazy? I was thinking about this, but for guests of the show like you have come on three times.

Why am I so special?

That's what I was gonna say, like, why do I keep coming back? Harry? I think, cause like, we like, love each other. We have this like good vibe and it's almost like now we have to, like, catch up all the time and just like, check in.

This is so crazy.

Did I hear that you, like, drove a lambo up here?

What up, bitches? Yeah, but I'm not living in a house like this.

Hold on, hold on, I don't live here.

Wait, so you just bought this? No, no, no, it's like my studio, you have a whole house in the studio because, like, when celebrities are coming.

I don't want them to, like, go to like a corporate office and like, go past like a security guard and have to go up to, like the elevator. It's like, it's more intimate that they can come into my house and like, go in the backyard. If you want to swim later, go swim. It's a full experience, I'm telling you.

You can do everything today.

I just want to say it's an orange lambo.

Yeah, I ordered it, like, maybe two years ago.

Okay, so you didn't just rent it for today?

No, I was thinking, Alex thinks I'm gonna like, rent it. But like, if you go inside it, like it smells like dog like Bruce like, slobbered everywhere.

So it's like, lived in.

Oh, it's destroyed.

Wow, an orange lambo like Harry, like, Are you stocking up on your money over there?

I'm trying, I'm spending all of it.

Harry, we need to get you a financial advisor. Let's be smart.

No, I get so sassy, I'm like, let me just fucking buy it, like, fuck you.

You're kind of like a lady.

I could die tomorrow. Let's go 110 in debt.

You just celebrated your birthday.

Oh, yes.

How was it?

Oh, it was so fucked up.

Wait, also, you're 26.

I know.

When I said that to people before, they were like, that's it, like, you're only 26, you're so young.

Well, cause I look old.

No, you don't, you don't, you look great. Oh really, but like you, just. You're so tall and like Manly, and I don't know. I feel like you have like you're 35 with like kids and a family. I don't know.

No, I was excited for a little bit. There was something that I was like, this could be the one, and then like, No, no, this is not the one.

Harry No.

I know it was so silly, but like I was at a point. Well, actually, last time we saw each other, I was just like.

You were like, dating Julia, bro.

And then Jake Paul stole her.

I know.

Like, and that feels like ages ago, that's crazy, so I was, you got me in my worst and now like.

There's some people that I missed, he said. Like a couple stragglers. I didn't get to insert any comments.

No, but I was just like, I just want to have sex with people that I love and I care about. Because sex is just so much better when you care. Like, one night stands and whatever else. And then I stopped drinking, now I'm drinking again.

Should we be drinking right now? Do you want to drink? I didn't know because I was like, let's talk about that for a second, you stopped drinking for how long?

13 months.

Okay, and why did you start drinking again?

Okay, so it was after Coachella last year. I was like, you know, after a festival, you're like, fucked up in bed for like 2 weeks. I was destroyed and I was like, you know what, I'm not going to drink until my birthday. And then I didn't do the math on it and then it was like 2 months in. My friends were like, come out, let's get fucked up.

So you were done with drinking, and then what did you do for your birthday?

Oh, I was, I was so embarrassing, so all my friends, like, flew in. And then, you know, the bender started and it was just like, bad news. And we went to Carbo and like, I can show you some stuff off camera, it was fucked up.

Like, what, what were you up to? Just give us a little like?

No, we were just like.

Just like classic, like fun loving things like just classic Harry gels.

We paid for the fire hydrants.

We cleared it up.

We spent a lot of money there.

So was that the first time you drank in 13 months? Yeah, what was your tolerance like?

Terrible. I had one shot and I was like.

Wait, did you have birthday sack?

No.

There was like, hesitation.

You remember you're blushing? You can tell me, wait, why?

For a while, I was like, I don't want, I just don't want to hook up with anyone because it's so draining.

You just put so much into it, you're just such a lover.

The next person I date, I want to marry, so I'm dating to marry. So anyone who looks at me if I don't see that, we're going to get married. I'm going to block you.

Harry, you can't do that, I can. You're like the classic thing. women always say, there are guys that you're like, Oh my gosh, we were in love, but he just wasn't ready to get married. And when men are ready to get married, if they just find the person on the street, that's their wife. You just wake up one day and you're like, I'm ready for my wife.

I met the postman, I'm like, dude.

So did you have birthday sack? Don't lie to me, was it like, with multiple people? What are we working with?

No, it was just like I woke up. I'm so sorry what you said, sorry to WHo, to the friend.

The friend because you had text with the friend.

No, it was just like an old fling they decided to come back around.

And they went to get down to Cabo with you.

No, they didn't.

So you went to Cabo on your actual birthday?

Why?

We literally talked about fingers and buttholes, but you're more reformed.

I'm trying.

Your outfit, you feel more like an adult, yeah.

I think I commented on it and then I had people DM me. I know you're secretly angry. Yeah, of course, I'm angry.

We're good as friends.

No, I was like, so good. If we ever in the previous, anything ever happened, you would never talk to me again.

Right, so it's good for you and clout that you're able to keep coming on here. Because we've never hooked up and we're just friends, but had we had hooked up, then you wouldn't be here. So that's also to anyone that ever thought we hooked up, we never hooked up.

Yeah.

Why are you being weird about the birthday sex thing?

I fucked on my birthday, but I was just like, I don't know, I was really drunk, I probably got taken advantage of.

Oh, okay.

I feel like it was fun and then the carbo thing, it was just whatever, but I was also like, okay.

Do you feel at 26 you're in your quarter life crisis era?

What's going on? No, I am, I want kid marriage and a nice house, this one specifically.

You're dressing the part for the dad.

But like a hot dad.

Did you get more tattoos?

No, I'm getting them removed. Oh, you're like, cleaning it up, yeah?

We're going to have to tone it down today.

No, bring it up, I'm coming to see you. I was so excited, I'm so proud of you. I eat ass.

Okay, I just realized there may be some people listening that didn't listen to our first two. I highly recommend. I wouldn't say pause this one, but just know there's a really beautiful progression. Can we turn up the air a little bit getting hot?

Yes.

I asked, Harry, Do you look? because a lot of girls are so terrified? Are you looking actually at my asshole when you're fucking me from behind? And Harry was like, Well, some like, if I see your little bum whiskers? And I was like, Oh so, like, girls are like, Do I have to shave my asshole? And you were like, No. But like, if it's like, really bushy, like, maybe like, clean it out.

Yeah, now that we're eating ass, I don't want to be tugging on hairs, I don't want to pluck them.

What changed for you to begin eating ass?

I did it a few times and I just got a bad taste in my mouth from the whole experience. You know, I'm like, Did you have curry last night? because my tongue is spicy, but now I'm like.

Harry, what the fuck?

Okay, hold on, I went to Ayahuasca. I developed a foot fetish from that and here we are.

I feel like ayahuasca helps you, like, go to a different place in life, but you just realized through ayahuasca. I've never heard someone be like, I realized in that I have a fucking foot fetish, what?

What?

So you were sucking toes for a little bit there, and you really like it now.

I enjoy it. I'm like, you know, laying down, put a foot in your mouth.

Oh, while you're fucking them, you're also sucking the toe.

Yeah, I'm not sitting there, just like.

Oh yeah, are you making eye contact while you're sucking their toe?

I'm trying not to, I don't want you to look at me.

Right, because it's almost like you're kind of sucking dick, but like, the big toe shut up, don't look at me, look away.

Let me enjoy my popsicle.

I honestly kind of love that for you. I think it takes a real man to be able to eat ass, to really be able to put that toe in there and look around. I'm so proud of you.

No, I'm growing up.

This doesn't sound like a quarter life crisis.

No, I have a whole wardrobe full of just sex toys like this big fuck machine. It's been fun. I was in a relationship for like a year, going after it. There was one day a little bit of time where we didn't see each other for a minute. And I was like, You know what? There's a bunch of stuff I want to try, and you're the dance partner.

And did she like it?

She loved it.

That's good to clarify, too, when you're pinning a woman down. She was loving it.

We previously spoke about it and she's like, Yeah, I just love it because she just loves to be dominated.

I think that's also really hot in relationships where like, take a little fucking initiative. I think sometimes people forget, like, Hey, sometimes you should surprise your partner with things. I heard that you have this plan, you look great in white, are you good?

What plan are we talking about?

Okay, I heard you had a plan to be single for three years.

I think it was when I broke up with my ex, like, for the first time, and I was like, you know what? I don't want to do this anymore. I just want to focus on myself and I'm kind of in that place right now.

So is that like a hard three years?

It's more just like everyone. Stay away from me unless you're like the wife, unless you're the one, which is so scary. I just don't want to fuck around. I've learned enough lessons, I've learned everything I need to learn.

Am I allowed to ask? Because I feel like I've seen certain things on the internet? Where you and your ex wanted to stop talking about each other, but why did you guys know you weren't the ones for each other?

I think when they start to take a fancy for other guys while you're in a relationship, like that tends to.

That'll do it.

Yeah, that'll really set you over the line. Okay, like, Hey, I actually have a boyfriend, you shouldn't be like bouncing on that guy.

Okay, so you got cheated on?

Yeah, I can't, I haven't really said it.

Oh, okay, but we're going to talk about it.

Here we are, call her. Daddy always gets it out of him.

You bring up, call her daddy.

He's like, every other interview, he's asking you, you're like, No, it was an amicable split. You come on here like I got cheated on Alex.

Every interview they're like, Can we talk about your exes? I'm like, No, I don't want to talk about it.

Harry, how did you find out you were getting cheated on?

Oh, fuck, I think, well, LA's a pretty small place. You seem like you figured it out. There was a lot of emotional cheating and there was a lot of.

Oh, you guys had two rounds.

Yeah, two rounds. I wasn't going out of my way, but I would like other people's photos.

Is that the extent?

Apparently, I would reply to some comments and stuff like that.

We love accountability here. This is good, it's over, we can open it up now. So you in the first round of dating your ex girlfriend, you answered some DM's you were liking some girls pictures.

I think early days before we officially put a title on it, I was still messaging girls, which I didn't think was a big deal. But then once things got serious and I'm like, Okay, I want to marry this girl, I want to buy us a house. I was just like, Okay, no one else matters. And then second time around, it was the same person as the first time that we broke up, that we split, and I was like, Okay, cool.

Are they together now?

No, no, no.

What's wrong with him?

No, he's like, who I'll just tell you after.

Okay, so you just told me, the people, that's really shocking.

Yeah, I was being such an angel, I was planning our future together, I don't know, I was being such a good boyfriend. I took care of every aspect of her life, like house bags, everything she needed. I got her a Rolex.

I could use a Rolex.

I'll take the wedding ring.

Okay, Harry, when this comes out, though, is she going to probably say something like, You're lying, of course.

Come on me, daddy.

Okay, so I asked them to send in scenarios right now. If they're getting kind of like mixed signals from a guy. And if you can kind of break it down for us. Like, what do you think this means for them? Okay, so number one. This guy has been inviting me out to dinner and to various activities like going to museums and going to parks and going to museums, museums. I'm like, okay.

No, you said museums, you said it so crazy. Sorry, go, go, go.

She went to the museum, she went to the place.

She went to the place with him. That has artifacts in it. Yes, bam.

But he has never once tried to kiss me. The only red flag I saw was this time. When he walked me home and I couldn't get inside my apartment, he didn't offer me to go to his place, so I had to sleep at my friends. What is the vibe here?

Is there an age?

No, but I kind of feel like, I know what this is, you go.

No, okay, I think my thought is.

I don't think it's a red flag that he hasn't tried to kiss you, and I think in a good way. Like, if he didn't offer you to come back to his place because you were locked out of your place. I think there is a world where he's actually trying to be respectful and not creepy. Come back to my place. I think sometimes you have to look inward. What vibes are you giving off?

I'm fully in agreement because I think with me, at this point in my life, I'm not trying to take a girl home after going to the museum right away.

I don't know the last time I went to a museum.

But I'd love that for a date. Very educational, very chic.

Here's the thing I think you've got a good guy because pieces of shit.

Baby girl, you're saying the daylight, you're going to the park.

You've got a husband.

Send his details.

I think you're right if he's not being aggressive enough. You could also give hints. Maybe you could make a light joke at your next dinner, maybe I'll get a kiss tonight. Something cute and flirty to let him know you're open to it, so you give him the green light.

Can I get the cream pie? No, Harry, no one says that, no one says that.

This is a good sign.

If you really want to kiss him, it's so attractive. If a girl leans in and just goes for it, no guy's ever going to say no, unless it's my sister.

Wait, wait, oh, you're saying if your sister tried to kiss you?

Yeah, which they wouldn't, because that's my sister.

Your sister has boundaries, and the Jalsy family isn't incestual unless you want to talk about that today.

Next question?

I'm in trouble, I love you guys.

Okay, next one.

I just went on a date with a guy that I've been friends with. We've been snapchatting a little, which I hate because we're too old for that. And he hasn't texted me since the date, Should I text him first?

A grown man snapchatting you.

Get out, get out. Are you using Snapchat?

No, okay, hold up, we get paid on Snapchat. Are you on the program? Oh, you got enough money? leave it for me, send me this content.

You're not messaging the girls, you're taking on dates on Snapchat. No, here's what I will say. Some people are stuck in their old ways, and I think if you are getting stuck on Snapchat. My immediate response is message them back and be like, Lol, I don't use this app, text me and then never open their message again. That's a clear way to be like.

Yeah, gross.

Get out of Snapchat.

It's a grown man on Snapchat.

It's all good. He shouldn't even have Snapchat unless he's Harry making money and driving Lambo, okay?

Are you serious? Calm the fuck on. First off, do not fuck your best friend. That's why we've never hooked up.

No, don't.

It's just if you have something special, why ruin it for two minutes of pumping and humping?

So they pumped and humped now because she did it, Harry, let's not make her feel bad she fucked her best friend. Let's talk a little bit about this manipulation, because what I don't like here is it's the classic. The minute she pulls away, he's coming back at her and he's trying to get her back. But then right when he gets her back, he's like. But I don't want anything serious because I have personal issues going on, someone that says they have personal issues going on.

And also, if he was serious about you, the ex is never going to come back in the picture. No other girl is going to be around legitimately. If this is your best friend and you're like, Do you care if I have my feet on the table?

Not at all. Those are clean ass shoes.

They're brand new for today.

You rented them for today, just like your car.

Same with the shirt.

Same with the jacket, he's still got the tag on his jacket.

You're returning all of this. Let's go back to that.

Yeah, let's switch it up. Good one, I don't know if I was going to really bad, but we love it.

Carrots are small, cucumbers are nice.

Huge yes, eggplant, that shit.

But I get what you're saying.

I think anytime a guy that you're starting to talk to is convincing you that, Oh, I'm talking to my ex. Let's get out, let's just move on.

Your ex is your ex for a reason.

I agree, we're out. What does it mean when guys are amazing when hanging out in person? Connection, conversation, chemistry, but are horrible texters and are always busy with work and barely communicate in between hanging out?

It means he doesn't give a fuck about you.

Sorry, I mean.

The thing is, again, people are busy. Take a bird's eye view, take a bird's eye view of the situation, bird's eye view. Is he working at museums, or is he got a crazy busy schedule? And he can only fit you in a little bit of time?

This is also a thing I would say, it depends what age you're working with. But I remember when I met my I hate this word, it's still so weird to be. It's crazy. I just want to say partner when I met my partner.

Oh, I hate that.

Oh, at first I was like, and then sometimes he would facetime me, and I was like, I have my hair done. But what? I realized he was just busy as fuck. And when he had moments to connect with me. Because he has a big job and he's working all the time. He wanted to call and talk to me and converse with me, and I appreciated that. There was an effort, maybe I wanted to text a little bit more than phone calls, but I knew it was an effort.

That's good, yeah, I think everyone's selfish. When you said the FaceTime thing, I was like, Ew, fuck that. I've had friends that call me and I'm like, piss off, but I realize it's because I'm being selfish. And I'm not thinking about their schedule because in that situation, I'm like, Dude, why are you not thinking about my schedule?

Yeah, exactly, I think it's good, I think it's good to realize. Also, you don't need to be texting 24-7. That's also something that's like if you went from a relationship where it was so heavy in the texting. You also have to get used to some adult relationships, you don't need to be talking all day.

Yeah, also there's literally friendships we don't text.

We voice note.

We do.

I think that in no circumstances you should be friends with an ex.

Yeah.

If you're in a new relationship and you're still friends with your ex. Unless you have a child together and you're trying to be amicable, that's also a different word. You're not friends, we're going to get a drink together.

What about a one night stand?

I think if you had a one night stand with someone and what you're saying, then you become friends, then you get into a relationship, you're still friends with that person.

Would you tell your partner that's a tough one?

That's hard.

Maybe if.

I think I would if roles were reversed. I'd feel really hurt if I was in a room with someone that my partner had fucked and I didn't know. Even if it meant nothing to either of them, I would feel like the idiot. And you're right if something came out, if someone made a joke and I'm like. And then you find out that your partner didn't tell you, that's a bigger deal than if they told you. But you also then have to be mature enough.

Very mature.

I call it one date, wonder why? Go on a first date, text me and say you had a great time, so much fun. Want to do it again and then fade out? It's so hurtful and gets my hopes up so much. Why do you guys do this?

Because we don't want to feel like the bad guy, you know, I want to text you, I want to tell you. It was amazing. And then I just let it fizzle out. Because again, people are selfish and people are just thinking about themselves. And maybe if they have a good soul, they have a good heart, they don't want to upset you.

I almost think, though, sometimes the false hope is more hurtful than just ghosting. I would rather get fully ghosted than someone being like, I had the best time with you. And then I'm like, Great, let's meet up again, and then they keep passing me off and I'm like, What? But I think what you can know is, no matter what, it's hurtful, but just take it as okay. You didn't waste your time. The person doesn't want to go out with you again. It's okay, it hurts, but don't trust anything. A man says, Oh, this one's sad, but it's like a classic.

It was me, it was me, sweetie.

He hates you.

Like, what do we?

What do you think?

Say, thank you, here's the thing. Look, some guys could be using that as a ploy to be like, you know, I'm serious. It could be a fuckboy tactic. This could be like a full.

He doesn't like you.

Yeah, it's just not it.

I think the answer is, listen. He could have been serious, saying he was looking for a wife, and then he quickly realized you ain't my wife. And so now he's like, I don't want anything serious, the point is, he said, he doesn't want anything serious. So you can, it doesn't matter. He could be lying that he wanted a wife, he doesn't like you.

He sucks, move on.

Let's talk about nudes.

Oh yay.

Do you reuse nudes or do you take them fresh for every girl you send them to?

I think guys are different. No, yeah, I don't know. We have to fluff it up a little bit.

Do you ever reuse a nude?

Yeah, of course.

My dick was looking real good that day.

I don't look amazing all the time, totally it's cold.

Halloween-y.

It's just a helmet.

And sometimes you don't want to have to get it up to send the pic.

Here's my question to you. So I was talking to this girl and I sent her a nice, fun photo. And she's like, Have you used that one on OnlyFans? And I'm like, Oh, why is that an issue? and she's like, Well, then it's not for me.

And I was like, Oh fuck, I kind of get that. Do girls care that you're on OnlyFans?

No, not necessarily no, because I'm like, you want to cry, you want to go to Hawaii? Like, do you want to get in the Lamborghini or do you want to sit on the sidewalk? Like, I don't know.

I was told you didn't want to talk about OnlyFans. Can we talk about it for two seconds?

Oh, I don't want to talk about it, there was a bunch of shit I didn't want to talk about then. Here we are.

Is it mostly men that are consuming your content?

50-50, yeah, I got my older ladies in there, older ladies, yeah, shout out my moms, oh my God.

Older women and then.

My boys.

That's great, and so you're making bank.

We're doing okay.

I could see you're doing great.

We can do better, we could be you.

So you had girls that are like, Are you putting that on OnlyFans? I think I would feel that way, too if I was like, Wait, you just gave that to your mommies and the gays. I want it to be a personal photo for me. I don't want to condone lying, but like, what, then she's going to subscribe to Triple Check?

No, but I was just, thank God, you know, who did subscribe? My best friend's girlfriend, who is friends with my ex and she showed me. And this was actually one of the saddest things that happened in our relationship because I fully lost trust for my best friend's girl. I love him. But like, she showed me their text messages of both of them laughing at me and like, screenshotting my OnlyFans. And I just said, Look, I'm more just like, embarrassed. The fact that you, because me and her had a conversation, she said, Hey, are you posting this?

Go through it.

And that was the biggest thing for me. That's what really hurt me. I was like sobbing because I'm like, dude, none of your life is like it would be anywhere where it is without this. And you're going to sit there and embarrass me behind my back and then show me the messages of you and your friend laughing at me and like, going in.

When you decided to do OnlyFans, were you nervous about people making fun of you?

I think in this space, you're always nervous, actually, if you have a fucking social media account. If you're watching this, I'm sure you're nervous about someone judging you or whatever else. For me, initially, I did it when I was single, and then I would do crazy stuff, I'd post crazy stuff, whatever else. And then when I fell in love, I was like, Oh God, I don't want to. If she's not okay with this, I don't want to do it for her. And that was where the judgment really set in. Because I already felt ashamed, because she was telling me my family condones it. They hate it, they don't want me to do it.

That's really mean.

Yeah, I was sitting there, like, damn.

Right, you know, this is already something that's really personal to me and I can get sensitive about. So to know that your own girlfriend was making fun of you for something that is very personal and it's a decision that you've made. Is your family okay with it?

No, my family loves it. Are your parents subscribed? Yes, my mom was like, I want to see how big it is. I'm like, Mom, you need to cut that out.

Mom, stop.

We're blocking all of Australia.

Oh my God, how long do you think you're going to do it?

You know what I said, I was going to retire by the end of the year.

And you're not.

Well, there's a lot coming up for me, there's a movie coming out, there's a bunch of crazy shows that are coming up. So I think by the time I finish filming all this stuff, it should be three or four shows. It's going to be like, Okay, cool, I don't want to.

And you'd be banned. Wow, that's so cute. You're like the little community I've built and you're also making money. But I do feel like that's also an industry. What I've heard is it can get really addicting because the money.

And it's also scary, I feel scared and worried for people. Maybe they're new to it and they feel like they have to show more and more to make more money and try to keep that money baseline. But for me, I'm all about building the community and then the rest of it is going to come around.

You're doing everything on there, you're doing everything on there, No, but you didn't have your girlfriend on there.

No, no way.

What, just do your thing.

No, that was the one with the boyfriend, you know what, she, what, say it that whole, what?

That I can't use in a podcast.

Say, her biggest enemy.

Your ex's biggest enemy is sending you nudes, and that girl has a boyfriend, all these fucking girls with boyfriends just sliding into your fucking DMs.

We had the craziest ex.

And you fucked her, and she has a boyfriend.

No.

I know at some point it's not your responsibility.

Exactly.

It is, though, if you start dating her and think for a few seconds, that she'll be faithful, just like your laugh.

Here's the thing you lose him, how you get him. That's what I figured out.

So don't date her.

No, but it's so much fun. She's hot, she's violent, she's a little pick her up.

Poor boyfriend or now loser?

What a loser.

I'm sure he's a great guy.

Yeah, what a fucking loser. you losers get cheated on fucking hell, Harry.

Harry.

Well, no, so it was just like, I'm like, dude, there's so many people that are just like, Hey, I live in my mom's basement, I wanna be on reality TV, I was like.

How do I stand out?

Let Big Jim and the twins hang, like, what the fuck? I was just like, Dude, they're literally scrolling, No, no, no cock, what the fuck? Okay, sure, this guy's crazy.

So you submitted, was it like a good nude or just a literally picture of your day?

No, no.

Just like a mirror selfie.

Is that a worm?

What's going on?

Let's call that guy up to get him a doctor.

It was a mirror selfie.

I have a pretty penis, so like.

Not that uncircumcised aren't?

Okay, I'm pretty sure we can find some ugly ones. Okay, no.

We don't judge, but we love a little.

I've seen my best friends and I'm like, Dude, you gotta cut that off. He's like, That's too late, I'm like, that, brother, I'm telling you.

You know what? To each their own. He's special, he has a little extra coverage. Whatever, shut the fuck up, tell me the story you're sending nudes to reality TV shows.

Yeah, because I was like, how do we keep it going? Face everything in the mirror, just like It's me hurray, I'm locked in, I'm loaded. Is this literally you? Were you smiling at him? I don't know. I was probably like, like, No, okay, here's the thing.

Right, you're like, this isn't happening.

Yeah, it's not happening.

I actually really like that and I think that potentially now, moving forward, they're gonna get a lot of people sending in nudes.

Please and send them to me. Oh, yeah.

Oh my God, I forgot.

I was waiting for the chance to fuck it today.

Send me nudes, let's tell them.

Okay, so the first ever podcast, the first ever podcast that Harry and I did. We were joking, and I was like, Oh my god, daddy gang, send Harry nudes. It was a joke, and Harry literally texted me after he was like, Alex, my DMs, I'm getting so many nudes.

I legitimately had like, 10,000 nudes. That's what I'm saying in like 30 seconds. It was fucked up. And I'm like, Harry, I'm like, Where are you coming from? Thank you. It was insane.

I remember getting that text. Thanks so much for a great experience. Also, I have so many nudes in my DMs. Thank you. you're an angel. great work, great working with you.

Send them now, you have enough.

Have you ever sent one of those pictures where you have an object next to your dick for Cypress respirin, you know?

Um, I think, yeah, I think like a pencil, a baseball bat and asparagus, yeah.

Like a remote control. What's the point of that?

But I feel like that's if you have like eight, nine inches.

Right, you're like, really trying to show it off?

Yeah, I'm like, dude, but also it's just like, no one's looking at that, like, Woo, you're like, Oh fuck, I'm gonna be sore, you know?

Big dicks are really scary, like I don't like those, terrifying. Okay, we're gonna play turn offs or turn on. Tell me if this is a turn off or a turn on, okay. Nipple piercings.

Turn on.

Being choked?

Turn off like, I would love to choke, but if you choke me, I'm like, get the fuck out of there.

Shy girls.

Shy girls are usually freaky as fuck, so turn on.

Full bush.

Uh, I've had it once, once.

Well, they're really cleaned up for you, Harry.

Yeah, I was surprised.

And you still?

I still went down on her, but I was just like.

Where is it? Where is it? It's like, that's the clit. No, wait, that's like a hairball.

Was that food? was that crust? No, okay, I don't. The thing is, I don't care. But like, it's just it's harder for me to eat you out and I love to do that. Yeah, fucking clean it up.

Oh, I had toe sucking on the left. How do you feel when girls wear oversized clothing?

Sexy Oh, okay, yeah, I think it's kind of fun because, like, what's underneath? a little loch ness monster? what do you got under there?

Anal fingering.

For me, uh, no, never had it done, so I can't speak on it. What? I'm just too afraid. I'm like, I know what comes out of that thing.

You're not letting anyone near your bum hole.

Uh, I think actually a girl ate it on the weekend on my birthday, but I don't remember because I was really drunk.

Yeah, but like you clearly remember, you're like, I don't remember. But she may have put her head down there and she was like, eating my ass.

No, it was pretty. Yeah, she was trying everything.

Wait, so you're not letting anyone do ass play to you.

No, not yet, I'm just like.

When you find Wifey, you're going to want that, your life is going to change.

Yeah, but I put a finger around there and I'm like, Yeah, it's scary.

No, because you can't do it yourself.

Oh, okay, well, yeah, it was like me in the shower, confused in the corner.

You're like, that doesn't look good, that is bad.

Oh my god, it's effective.

No, I swear you'll like it, you'll get there one day, okay, filming yourselves having sex?

I think it's kind of sexy, yeah.

But have you ever had an issue of like, Oh, we filmed it and people being like, delete it?

I had this girl where she was like, Yeah, film it, film it, and then when I fell asleep, she was trying to send it to her phone. Oh, no, because I was like, Hey, I don't want that on your phone. Also, we just started seeing each other. I don't really trust it if we're dating, sure, but I just was like, Yeah, I don't want that out there. But the thing is. The reason why it made me feel weird is because if we had the conversation when we're awake, the reason why it was weird was because I was asleep.

Very creepy, and then you woke up.

I woke up to my phone in my face and I was like, What are you doing? She's like, I want this video? I'm like, Dude, fuck off. And I was like, while we're here, let's delete it. yeah, delete it, delete it from recently deleted.

You hear about those horror stories of people trying to put the face locator on your face, so you've had that happen before. People try to open your phone through your face and you literally like, and then it opens.

Yeah, love them, not for me, but for girls.

Whips.

Yeah, sure.

Talking during sex.

So good, I say some crazy shit.

Do you not like that? The girls mute.

I love it. When you talk or like, indicate what's working for you.

Right, like that feels so good.

Yeah, not everyone's like the same setup, you know, you want to make sure that you know some girls. My friend was saying he was fucked this girl in the ass and she squirted out of her, not out of her ass, but from getting fucked in the ass. So like some girls like that, some girls like it only been on their clit, some girls like G-spot. So it's like, you tell me how I can best service you, because I know that this is going to be done in minutes.

Right, I know what works for me.

All I have to do is put the tip in and we're good, but for you, I know you're, wait, we're a little bit more complex. Yeah, like a Da Vinci code, I have to sit there and do a Rubik's cube on your clit.

Yeah, so like, help me out so we can get there faster.

Yeah, like, let's make it better for you.

You're such a giver, you're such a giver. Roleplay.

Yeah, fun.

Biting.

This girl bit me one time, but, like, too hard. It drew blood, like I'm in pain. Yeah, I'm not turned on. I thought there was a dog in here, is it a chihuahua like, attached to my shoulder? I got a little nibble here and there.

But when I'm literally like, Ow, and then the next day I wake up and I'm like, that wasn't like fun. Like, there's a difference between, like choking, where you're like, ooh, this is like getting me going, but like biting, you're like, that just hurts.

Yeah.

Heavy PDA.

Ew.

Yeah, get rid of it bleached assholes.

We're eating us now, so bleach them.

But you still love the ones that aren't bleached.

Yeah, actually, there was this girl that was in a, there was this girl that looked like she's never wiped in her life. And I was just like, you know what guys like, whatever like that. There was stains up the walls, you know, but it was like, whatever, who cares, I checked it was wiped.

You were gonna say it was naturally really dark.

Yeah.

Yeah, it was like a black hole. No, it was really dark, but it was just like.

But you were, like, down for it.

Yeah, I was like, who cares, we're all built different. Yeah, like, go for it, like, speak your truth, girl, I'll still lick it. Sexting, yes, but if it's the only form of your communication, then no.

Yeah, like, I'm like, so over sexting, unless it's like, actually because I know we're gonna fuck later. And like, it's like a little flirting build up. Like it's foreplay during the day to, like, get wild that night, but like, I just think, like, aimless, dumb sexting that I'm like, Okay, I have to go into my interview now, like, what the fuck is the point?

Me and that girl with the boyfriend, it's like, that's all we do, sexting.

Like, just come over, like, let's fuck.

Yeah, like dump me boyfriend.

Yeah, yeah, literally no. But then you wouldn't want her.