NFL Week 10, Fastest 2 Minutes, Are The Jaguars Frauds? Browns Huge Win, Niners Are Back And More

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some teams being officially back. It was a great Sunday. It was a great Sunday,

except for the first game, the international game. Everything else

rocked and we're going to get to all the games, talk about everything that happened on Sunday.

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It is Monday, November 13th, week 10.

What?

What?

was trying to put a barb right in the heart

of the Texans' playoff chances,

but luggage boy D'Amico Trent Ryan

had other plans when he packed a dub.

The game went back and forth when Jar Jar Chase said,

Mesa catch a touchdown, Mesa always open.

But they left too much time on the clock

for the Stroud boys as he found Noah Brown-Eyed Woman

wearing red and looking clean as Matt Samandella

kicked one upstream to seal the win.

Texans 30, Bengals 27, huh?

where Kyle Honeybaked Hamilton caught a sweet spiral

from Deshaun Watson's sticky hands to start the scoring.

It was all Ravens to start,

but they're not ending this show

at Jerome Ford Theater early

as LaMarry Todd Lincoln Jackson was left crying

at the end of the plays.

Greg knew some things are better than sports,

returned to pick six, and Dustin Tucker Hopkins

showed the Ravens there is more than one guy

that can kick a game winner as the Browns stunned the Ravens.

33-31.

where the Steelers and Packers met.

Jalen Warren Peace was booking it to the tune

of 101 yards and a score,

and Najee Scott Harris avoided any awkward encounters

by handshaking tacklers all day.

With a last gasp, the Packers fell short

as Keanu Neal for the anthem said,

I'm calling game with a big pick.

And like a robbery scene on a Nest doorbell camera,

the Steelers walked all over doormat LeFleur

and easily took the pack.

Steelers 23, Packers 19.

What?

the reports of the 49ers' death

have been greatly exaggerated

as Debo Samuel Clemens painted the Jaguars' defense white.

Trevor Forence had his ball sailing all over the course,

adding to some wildly inaccurate drives.

Christian McCaffrey becomes the second player

in NFL history to go on a one-game scoreless streak

after scoring in his previous 17 games.

The 49ers 34, the Jacksonville Jaguars three.

Henry Lockwood on the case.

Hank, over to Deutschland.

Chad Ryland, or by C, started off the scoring early

with an early field goal

before Jonathan Taylor Swift said karma

is a goal line touchdown on fourth and one,

giving the Colts a resounding seven to three lead.

On his first attempt,

Matthew Marvin Gay and Chardonnay's kick

got told to talk to the talk to the talk to the hand,

but unfortunately the Patriots offense didn't capitalize

or do anything remotely exciting all day.

In the fourth quarter,

Quack Jones threw an absolute duck of an interception

at the one yard line,

landing him on the bench

and Bailey frat P in the game at QB.

Unfortunately, he couldn't shake the defense

with his fake spike

and threw an interception to seal the game.

Colts go marching 10 to six.

As the Giants were subject to anti-Italian discrimination,

aka a Rico case,

as famous Italian American,

Mike Tirico Dowdle ran all over the Giants defense.

The Cowboys looked like they were feasting on Easter dinner

as they broke out the old cook's lambs playbook

as CD and Brandon both scored.

Some are asking if Brian Dable is about to be swimming

with the seven fishes come Christmas time.

Oh, oh, oh my good friend Brian Dable.

He's like Jeff the dude.

You got to take down that video.

of the Chargers home and showed everyone

where the magic happens in the end zone twice.

A big 12 game broke out between these two teams

as the Lions born and raised in South Detroit said,

we don't stop the Keen.

And as Allen made two journeys to the end zone,

John C. Riley Patterson got his dick wet with a game winner.

And that's what I call a Dewey Cox.

But I'm lions 41, Chargers 38.

Who the hell is Zach Sorbonne Ramsey?

It was a rock show as Steven Tyler Lockett

and Gino Aerosmith said, can you Kenneth Walker this way?

As a Seahawks found their offensive rhythm

in the second half.

The commander's almost stole it late

when welcome to Diamond me bend the needle on the army Brown

score to tie the game.

But Washington got smacked in the face

like they were hosting the Oscars

as Jason Myers kicked the game winner.

Seahawks 29, the commander's 26.

Such a fine sight to see.

It's Jamis Winston.

He got that doggy in him.

Two touchdowns and two INTs.

Oh, at the very least, you deserve a starting job.

Saints don't go marching.

Vikings 27.

Saints 19.

And that is the fastest two minutes.

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OK, week 10 in the books.

We're watching Jets, Raiders.

It's disgusting.

It is gross.

PFT, we have to say when things are disgusting.

Zach Wilson had a touchdown run that was called back

because he stepped out of bounds on the two.

He did a Zach Prescott and went out of bounds early.

And then Brees Hall scored a touchdown,

which was taken back by a flag on the one yard line.

So the end zone has been breached twice,

but neither one of which counted.

And I bring up that we're watching it right now

to set the stage because memes will maybe chime in.

He basically the entire night has been screaming,

yes, no, not again, with every good Jets play

that then comes back with a penalty.

But I wanted to start by mentioning this game

because we're going to get into every game from week 10.

And I don't think even if this game ends 9-6,

it will be as bad as the first game we're going to talk about,

Colts 10, Patriots 6.

is over, I believe, for this year.

We're done.

No more international games, I believe.

Well, we saw, is there a game in Mexico?

in terms of exporting American football as a product?

The Colts-Patriots game

or Uganda losing 0-14 against Kenya?

on the Uganda team.

Hank.

Yes.

You're not making eye contact.

Colts 10.

Shut the fuck up, Hank.

Colts 10, Patriots 6.

because he came in firing.

because you always deflect when it comes to your Patriots.

I don't.

this felt like a new low.

The, it wasn't even the, well,

it was before the interception of the fourth quarter.

I've ever seen thrown in my life.

Yeah, Matt Jones.

Matt Jones had a guy in the end zone

and he underthrew him by about 12 yards.

when he didn't even need to.

I believe he attempted the pass from like the 10 yard line.

was like falling down in the end zone

and the ball like got intercepted at the five.

Prior to that, I forget what the exact situation was,

but it was a third down,

maybe like a third and two or something.

They didn't convert.

It was another incompletion.

And they showed the incompletion,

immediately cut to Robert Kraft,

who just did straight up,

just went, ducked his head

and just looked down like he was depressed.

Like he just, it went in incompletion.

And then there's Robert Kraft being like.

Yeah, it was a sigh.

like bitching out Matt Jones.

Like he was like a teenager

who had done something very, very bad.

You had Matt Jones with his cry face.

They kept on showing him

after he'd thrown that interception

looking like he was in the most pain he's ever been in

except for that time that he twisted his ankle

and looked like he got shot.

And the DUI.

Yeah, and the DUI.

Matt Jones is horrifically,

horrifically bad at quarterbacking in the NFL.

Hank, what if he had better coaching?

That interception might've been on the coaching.

There was also a moment that you didn't mention Hank

after the game where Belichick

just buried his face into his hands.

Like he was embarrassed to be there.

Yeah.

He was, I don't know if he's embarrassed of his team,

if he's embarrassed of himself,

if he's just closing his eyes

and picturing himself in Landover, Maryland.

I don't know what he was doing,

but he looked, he looked deeply upset after that loss.

In a way I've never seen from Bill.

Cause it should have been a win.

It was an ugly game.

It was disgusting to watch.

I woke up early and the whole time I was thinking like,

I would love to just go back to sleep.

Like I could, I knew,

I knew I could go to sleep and wake up

and not much would have changed.

I watched the whole thing.

It was so boring.

Yeah.

Ezekiel Elliott looked not bad.

Yeah, he was actually running the ball well.

And the Colts, by the way, the Colts,

Shane Steichen is a good coach.

And they're five and five.

Like it, right.

It was the drive immediately after the,

the Kraft ducking his head and just depression.

Gardner Minchu like scrambled,

had a good third down conversion.

Like he looked, it was like,

Oh, I wish we had that guy on our team.

And he's a backup.

The highlight of the game was when they showed the time-lapse

of the roof collapsing into the scoreboard,

which is very cool.

It was sick.

Very, very cool.

But that was the highlight of the entire football experience

in Germany today.

it was fourth quarter.

The Patriots had a wide open look for a touchdown to go up

in the fourth quarter,

which is all you can ask for as a coach.

That's probably why he was ducking his head.

Cause it's like, they, they should have won the game.

Yeah. Despite all the, all that.

I'm going to push back on your big cat.

That was a great time-lapse montage that we saw for sure.

I don't want to take anything away from the roof,

but as somebody that enjoys Patriots failures,

given how much they've won.

And I think Patriots fans are even like, yeah,

you know what?

Like we've had, we had a really nice run.

So I don't feel bad saying this about it,

but watching the, the Mac Jones interception, I laughed.

So yeah.

And then, and then when Bailey Zappi did the fake spike

interception, I laughed very hard again.

He was in his bag.

that's the greatest play in sports.

Yeah. Like you have to go for that.

I will never, you know, it didn't work out.

That's, that's, that's like,

when you see the fake spike, like, oh my God,

he throws it like it's got to be wide open.

And then it was like,

three guys, four Colts just waiting for the ball

to come to him.

It was very, very funny.

And I, I think that Gardner Minshew,

this was like a peak Gardner Minshew game

where he was jumping around the pocket,

making like one footed throws,

jumping it through the air and just doing crazy shit

that happened to work out.

And when that happens with Gardner,

he's, he's one of the most fun quarterbacks to watch

when it's working for him.

Granted, it only worked like,

it's not like the Colts lit it up on offense or anything,

but there were a couple of key drives

where he played well.

I, I feel, I feel optimistic about the Colts as a whole

because it seems like they've got a decent roster

when Anthony Richardson gets back and they've got,

he appears to be a pretty good head coach.

So yeah, it's a good sign for the Colts

that you didn't lose this game.

If you're a Patriots fan, is this, is this rock bottom?

Has to be.

Yeah, it is.

I mean, I don't know that you can really like.

You know how to avoid rock bottom?

Like there's like some.

We're being held up.

I know everyone.

There's like a blinking light that tells you,

watch out if you hit this, it's going to be rock bottom.

But it's like, we're always going to be kind of like,

we're always going to be held up by the six Superbowls.

Like you can't really.

I can't, I don't know.

No, you could keep playing Mac Jones.

there's no situation worse than getting benched

with zero timeouts.

Like they could have just let him do the last drive.

They easily could have,

but the interception was that bad.

You got benched.

The Patriots had a chance to, you know,

drive down the field with no timeouts and win.

They put in Bailey Zappi, cold, no, no warmups, no reps.

Like they put him in basically being like,

fuck you Mac Jones.

And then you have to take the longest plane ride.

Like you're probably going to take like.

Yeah.

It doesn't get worse.

Yeah.

I have a couple of spins for you though, Hank.

Okay. You ready for these?

Sure.

Okay.

One is I'm pretty sure the Patriots have a bye next week.

but when you have, when you root for a very bad team,

the bye week is the greatest reprieve you can possibly have.

Cause you can sit and watch football

and not be tortured for a Sunday.

Even the bears playing on Thursday was reprieve for me,

where I was like, I woke up and I was like,

I don't have to watch the bears today.

This is nice.

This is awesome.

Spin zone number two.

I was thinking about this after the Mac Jones interception,

which was maybe the funniest.

We should actually remind, remind us Max or memes.

Jake is on a flight on the way back.

So he's not here right now.

For takey of the year,

he should be worse interception of the year.

It was Carson Wentz and Jason.

It's hard to follow Tom Brady.

It's not hard to follow Mac Jones.

So you've had a nice buffer.

He's the guy after Tom Brady.

Then the next guy can be like,

well, I'm following Mac Jones.

I'm not following Tom Brady.

Yeah. If, if you're thinking about it,

who the next coach of your team is going to be,

who would you want?

That depresses me.

I did, I actually had a similar thought to the,

the Mac Jones.

It's like no one, it's impossible to,

to follow Tom Brady like that.

That went through my mind.

And in, in the, you know,

analysis of history, like nailed that's going to get,

Mac Jones will be forgotten about,

but the Belichick Belichick leaving is going to depress me.

and obviously I'm 30.

So my child was long gone, but it will be the end of all my,

all my Boston sports, you know, heroes, Ortiz,

Chara Bergeron,

Brady Edelman.

Like they're all gone, but they're, but they're,

they were, in terms of like Chara was there,

my whole childhood.

Like he was just always on the Bruins.

Like he was always the Bruins captain,

Ortiz the same, Brady the same, Paul Pierce the same.

Belichick being gone will be the end of,

truly the last end of an era.

And I just don't want it to happen.

This would, this would really complete like the big three

for DC sports, stealing, washed up,

former Boston athletes and coaches.

Cause we got Chara for like a season.

We rented him.

We got Paul Pierce at the end of his career and Belichick.

these fan fiction rumors, Boston Globe.

You report, you told me.

Oh, last week.

Is there anything new?