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I'm not gonna whoop, I have no whoops, give me a whoop, Max.

We start in Detroit, where Dan didn't hear no camp bell and the Lions got off the mat in a big way, Sam LeBron Porta said. Not one, not two, but three touchdowns as Detroit went up and down the field on the Broncos defense. Sean Connery Payton said he doesn't think there's anything wrong with hitting your quarterback with a verbal tirade. For the whole world to see as he screamed at Russell Wilson for not holding on to the rock, reminding everyone that there are no untouchables going into next year. Lions 42, Broncos 17..

What? We go out to the Queen city of Cincinnati, where the Bengals.

Jake Browning and his roster of mister positions bent the Vikings defense over and the defense took the tush push into the a-gap. Seven minutes and Evan McPherson stepped up big. And the Bengals are making out like bandits, winning 27-24 in Cleveland, where the Chicago bears once again.

Country roads take me home to the place we belong. Out of the playoffs. Dolphins 30, Jets Zero. Okay, we head out to Foxborough with our friend Henry Lockwood on.

After that performance, Kevin Kamala Harris said We did it, Joe after rushing in for a touchdown, but it was not enough to steal the game from the Chiefs. Chiefs win a lot to a little. That was a good, a good announcement.

47-17.

Announcement I liked it, I liked it. Good job, boom.

Thanks, boom. We go out to Los Angeles, where Pucamon go and Pikachuper Cup, saw all those balls and said, we're gonna catch them all. Meanwhile, the Washington Commanders played like absolute ash Cameron Three, Cheeseman and Bong Rivera helped their team get really high draft picks. And I haven't seen a blue dressed opponent put a stain on a Washington commander's legacy like this since Monica Lewinsky.

At the end of the game, the commies mount a furious comeback and with damn near five minutes left and the ball at the one yard line. Oh, for the wrongest time. oh for the wrongest time, I intend to hold, else for the wrongest time. Ron Rivera is an insane person who should not be allowed within 500 yards of a.

Robert Oppenheimer and the creation of the atomic Bomb, and how to stick it to McCarthyism.

Yeah, boom, no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills Bills 31, Cowboys 10..

Standing on a corner, Jameis Winston down in no luck. Such a fine sight to see. It's pregame and the Giants are worn. He packed his own bag. And you know, it's Louis. Come on, Devito, you're getting beat, though. Don't listen to the haters who call you Guido.

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I apologize to everyone, I'm losing my voice. It happens once a year, It's very frustrating. I don't drink, I don't party.

It's all the coke. No, I don't do anything but fucking work and parent and not sleep. And then I wake up one day a year being like, Where the fuck did my voice go?

Shut it down for a whole day. Yeah, no hank.

Hank is thinking about sitting in.

No, Jake would love to sit in this seat, he would love to sit in this seat. He's got his voice, it's your guy's show.

No, I'm just fucking with you, Jake. Yeah, I apologize to everyone. We're going to get through it, though. Week 15..

Great week of football We're great week of football. We are watching the third quarter of Jags Ravens right now as Trevor Lawrence finally gets them off or on the board with an awesome touchdown pass. They had two missed field goals.

No, it was a it was all top well, second to Ron Rivera worst clock.

But yeah, we'll, we'll update that game once it's over. But we had this week the return of Saturday football. So we're going to start with Saturday. We'll go in chronological order on Saturday, then we'll hop into Sunday, but Saturday football, Saturday NFL. It sneaks up on us every year. It's always a nice little treat. But there is that moment like, I don't know what you were doing on Saturday. But like Bengals, Vikings, I had to be like, I had to kind of get everyone in my household understanding, like, Hey, there's NFL about to be on.

Yeah, just so you know, like, I know this is not normal, but like, dad's going to go and watch some NFL right now. I did basically what you have to do.

And I remember last year the game that was on that Saturday was the Jeff Saturday game where it was the Colts against the Vikings. The comeback, where they had the historic comeback, which was awesome game. But I w I would prefer if those games don't start until maybe a little bit later on the afternoon. Do, like the weird time that you start the game, that you kick off, like on a like Thanksgiving, where you maybe kick off at like two 30, kick off at like three, 30 or something like that for the first game. Give me a give me some time to, like, be a human being on Saturday before I have to just be, like, physically, part of my couch for the next two days.

Lining up behind center, trying to push your quarterback forward doesn't really work that.

Max is so annoying that every time the tush push doesn't work, he just goes on a tirade where he's like, thought it was automatic? You guys do it the best, that's, I don't. I don't think anyone disagrees. The Eagles do it the best. But yes, that was a tough, tough look. This was also a game that we had, the Vikings.

It felt like they completely squandered an opportunity to to, like, get even further into the playoff picture because they were up 17 three. With like four minutes left. In the third quarter, they had completely confused Jake Browning for two and a half quarters. And then the Viking and then the Bengals come roaring back. T Higgins with one of the coolest catches ever. When he when. He caught it with his back to the end zone and was able to twist the ball around the defender. And it was just like, time and time again, the Vikings, like I know Nick Mullins, looked better than Josh Dobbs. Because everyone does, but those two interceptions, especially the one where he's falling to the ground.

That was so funny. That was when making, wanting to make a play goes wrong, like there's points where it's like, Hey, dude, it's okay to.

Mullins was trying to throw it away, and then, as Mullins is getting up, he's motioned to the referee. That wasn't a fumble. I passed it, I threw that.

That's like, No, no, no, it's like, no. It actually hit the guy in his face, then in his dick, then his knee, then he caught it. It was like, Oh, holy shit.

Here's a football, I have a football, yeah.

I think they would be, yes. I think there was six seat and the Vikings that they should have won that game, they weren't able to close it out. But now I'm, I'm back to being like Bengals.

Team of Destiny Nick Foles Jake Browning Like that first half, Jake Browning looked bad. You're like, Oh shit, this is why he's the backup. And then the second half, he kind of woke up and started figuring some stuff out. And the Bengals are, I can't believe that the Bengals are, like, actually, kind of a.

They also Travis Kelsey.

No, no, no, no, no, yes. Throw where he, just like, whipped it across his body. Let Jordan make a play on it. Those are the plays that you get with Big Dick Nick.

That's awesome, he's going to do some crazy shit, that's stupid, yeah, and I.

Yeah, no, no, I actually rubbed two out, cause it was both my eyes. Those are very they work. They weren't a lot of cosmetic changes, right? No, I had. I had one in my freezer and I was like, you know what?

I had a couple of drinks on Friday night at the holiday festival. I'm going to rub my face out and it felt awesome. Yeah, I feel.

But I do, I do like watching him play he. He raises the ceiling for what the Vikings offense was with Josh Dobbs, who was pathetic the last couple of times. Yeah, that.

It always like, I think it's red and swollen a little. He got hit by a shovel. Yeah, he looks.

Like, they're not, they're, they're fighting hard every single game.

The Bank AFC There's no rhyme like the AFC playoffs. I will not be shocked pretty much with any team that gets to the Superbowl at this point. Yeah, you could, you could say what team would shock you?

Uh, the colts make into the Superbowl, but that will most likely be like, if that's not the colts, if the seven seat is the bills, and it's ravens, dolphins, chiefs.

Next week, they're traveling to Pittsburgh. Bengals at the Steelers, I'm going to say Steelers minus one. I think I think it might be Bengals minus one.

Steelers look real bad. what do we got? We've got Bengals minus two and a half, so your your formula says, take the Steelers, yeah.

Well, all right, so let's.

Both times, loses outright has to rally the troops. They're underdogs, they couldn't look worse. This was the moment that you're like, Mike Tomlin will find a way to have the Steelers win this game. And it started going as planned to with the punt block up 13. Nothing.

And then it just the Colts went. Ripped off 30 straight points, the Steelers didn't even come close to scoring again. MIKE TOMLiN It's this actually the first time I've been like, it might be over. it might be over for Mike Tomlin. In Pittsburgh, it was a bad.

They ran the fuck out of it and you see the stats that they put up with, like a three headed monster in the backfield. No Jonathan Taylor for the Colts. And you think, maybe maybe Jim Irsay shouldn't have gone and paid all that money to Jonathan Taylor. Because he felt guilty about flying a whale across the country and spending more money on that than on the running back, well, because the whale died, he didn't have to spend all that money, yeah.

But it was a bad. You think he had that money laying around because the whale died? Yeah, like domino effect, the whale died, correct?

Jonathan.

So by my calculations, we have a $40 million that have just opened up. Your sick whale budget just became completely.

The, uh, the Jonathan Taylor thing. And he said to himself, You know what? We'll fix this. I've got just the right idea. I'll get some good PR going by flying the whale and everybody would be like, Thank you.

Cause I want to see there are seven teams we just listed them that I could see making a miracle run to the Super Bowl. The Steelers can't win a single game. Oh, they're going to get Kinney back.

Not even pretend. I feel like the Steelers lead the league and having position players with just real bad visuals. That's here in terms of giving up on place. That's what I'm saying like.

You can handle that with Pickens and Deontay. Uh, this year, they've put they've. They've given up on film multiple times throughout the season, and they're not good enough to be able to just quit.

This was the game they were supposed to win, and when they're up 13, nothing, you're like, they're going to win this game.

I've decided that I usually split my votes. The colts, the fact that colts are eight and six. GARDNER MINSHEW Like playing good football, they're fun team to watch. It's crazy. The whole thing is crazy. Teams aren't supposed to have, like, be expected to be bad.

And then and then, be this competent. It's not even like they're all. They're an incredible team, it's just their competence level is so high, they're well coached all the time.

Details are perfect for them.

I have, I'm going to split mine. I think Shane Steichen is definitely deserving. I think I'm going to give one to D'Amico Ryans in Houston. And then Sean McDermott. How funny would it be if Sean McDermott won Coach of the Year this year? That would be great.

His speech would be awesome. Must see TV Yeah, NFL Honors night have Aaron Rodgers introduced a lot to talk about.

I think that the Colts will make the playoffs. The segment they did with Gardner Minshew, they were talking about the van. Yeah, was it Tariko that was doing that game? yeah.

Yeah, yeah, Tariko was like pretending to be grossed out. About how Gardner Minshew lives in a van at a local gym and he plays pickleball against old women. And basically, without saying in so many words, they were like, Gardner Minshew. Bangs all the cougars down in Florida. He bangs so many cougars that he just brings them to his van so that they can't sleep over. And then goes, gets the next one.

It sounds like a great off season for Gardner.

If the Jaguars lose this game right now, I think they'd be tied because they have split. I believe there are games this year, right? I believe so. If the Colts have a home playoff game and it's played on that Saturday, most likely I think we have to go.

We don't have to hear that.

No, he was his mother. Yeah, no, he loves it. Yeah, that's probably why Ursae closed the roof, because he was like.

Get in Mr. Ursae's box. He would probably let us. Yeah, I think he could.

We could be in his box, I could see myself in Mr. Ursae's box.

Last game for Saturday Lions 42, Broncos 17.

The Lions are back, they kicked the shit out of the Broncos. I feel like this was a fraud passing of the torch.

Everyone's saying Lions fraud, their defense not great. The Broncos are the real fraud. That was an ass kicking up and down. The Lions started the game with three punts.

They then went on five straight touchdown drives for 80 yards, 61 yards, 81 yards, 75 yards, 75 yards. Yeah, Sam Laporta was awesome.

He's so fucking fast. Just air it out, stretch the defense out a little bit. The offensive game plan was awesome for the Lions also.

Their defense played well, which is what you need to.

He assumed that it was Russell's fault. He assumed it was Russell Wilson's fault. Meanwhile, as he's ripping into Russell Wilson, he's having them go out there for a field goal. To make a three score game, a three score game from take it from 28 to seven to 28 to 10. Yeah, like Sean Payton feels like, Yeah, I get it.

Russell Wilson, not the old Russell Wilson. I also feel like Sean Payton is just like throwing a shitload of blame on the Russell Wilson when he probably needs some blame too. For it felt like the team was not ready for this game.

The Broncos, they're kind of clinging to it right now. I could.

They're they're not good, they're lucky, they're not good. Also, the baby bump worked. Russell Wilson scored.

Yeah, he did. Yeah, true. Yeah, that's his kid.

His kid, he gave birth. Yeah, gotcha, yeah.

Why the buddy pregnant? Why the buddy pregnant? Um, it was good though, to see the Lions get their like groove back, but I, yeah, I think the Broncos suck, I really do.

I know that people were like, Oh, that's bullshit, they've turned it around, they turn around with smoke and mirrors. I know they beat the chiefs, that was nice.

That bill's get like it's if the Broncos can't get like three turnovers, all in plus territory, they're, they're just like.

It's like, catch me if you can. If you're a fraud and you get hired to find out who the fraud is, are you still a fraud? are you still a fraud for life? They have an opportunity, the Lions have an opportunity week 17 when they go to Dallas, yeah.

They can beat the Cowboys in Dallas.

Yeah.

When they are good, they're not a fraud. Yeah, when?

And this isn't like anti-lions, because it's like, who who would feel good about going on the road against San Francisco right now? Yeah, no one, no one that's like. That has nothing to do with the Lions not being good, they are very good.

It's just if they went on the road to San Francisco, I don't know if they can.

So they.

Yeah, Thursday night, but yeah, no, there's the Saints we could get, the Saints and the Bucs, Jesus.

Yeah, it's crazy.

If you're like, right around 500, I don't know if you get in as wildcard, you still might get. The Saints might still fire, I think, I think, if he finds.

They that was, that was what the Lions needed because they had gone. What it felt like four weeks a month, where, yeah, they went two and two in the last four. But they have not looked really good in those four games. And Dan Campbell said he's going to be more irritable, he's gonna have to push them harder.

And then we saw it, like he, that that was what the Lions looked like early on in the season. When everything's clicking on offense and Jared's looks great and Jameer Gibbs like, they have so many weapons when everything's working that I love watching them.

Yeah, that's going to be, but yeah, you can, definitely, you can sell yourself that. The Lions maybe their defense is getting good, you know, we talked. We really have to believe that the defense is getting good because then you might accidentally play good. So if you shut down the Vikings twice and you hold your own against Dallas and you get a good, important player like that back, you can go into the playoffs being like, Yeah, our defense.

What are we? Fine? Yeah, that's it, that's all it takes, not a not a lack of skill.

Get guys lined up, right? Okay, let's go to Sunday, we'll start with the Browns and Bears.

Browns, 20, Bears 17.

I'll start with the Browns, cause I'd like to give the Browns a shitload of credit. The Browns have had so many injuries.

They had at one point, I think during this game, they were on their third right tackle, third center, backup, left tackle, backup guard. They've had so many injuries to every place on the football field and they're so resilient and their defense shows up in big moments. And Joe Flacco, that pass he made to Amari Cooper to tie the game was. It was a tight window with three dudes right around them. And the Browns deserve all the credit in the world for being like this tough, hard-nosed team that has had so many chances to quit on the season and have always answered the bell.

And if you're a Browns fan, like I know, the season has been weird, disorienting, everything. Right now, you have to be just proud.

He said that that ball should have been intercepted. He's like, if we play that, make that play again, we probably pick them off. Well, he's a loser. That was a designed interception, according to Matt Eber Flus.

Yeah, uh, usually they break quicker on the ball than that, so he has no regrets about the play call. Maybe okay, at least just say like we should have tackled the guy after he caught it.

Yeah, like you can say, we had the right coverage. It was a better throw at the. at the very least give credit to Flacco for making a great throw on that one. Well, I know, loves Cooper, and he loves David and Joku. Yeah, he does.

And and the bears defense is not the.

No head coaches ever lost multiple games in a single year despite owning a 10 point lead and a plus two turnover margin until today. Matt Eber Flus come on down.

Like, hey, call that an incomplete pass. That wasn't a pick. He was trying to get it reviewed before they went into the locker room, which he should have because that wasn't an interception. And then the one at the end that was in Mooney's hands. Mooney was holding it like like a baby. He was cradling, he was swaddling the football and then he kicked it up, uh, into the Browns hands. It's such an insane way to lose.

Those should not count as interceptions. And he had a drop touchdown, Robert Tanya, Robert Tanya and just dropped a wide open touchdown. So, in my personal book for Justin Fields, at the end of the season, I will be adjusting his stats to include one more touchdown and two fewer interceptions. No, and then?

I was legitimately excited for this game, I legitimately thought the Bears could win this game. Their defense played really well. I agree with you, Justin Fields was not like the the glaring problem.

Offensive line couldn't block today receivers dropping balls execution in the fourth quarter. Like a time and time again, you start a drive, it's run, run. And then be like, Hey Justin, get us, you know? 12 yards here on third down when everyone's expecting it, that's not winning football.

That's not how you can, like, conduct an offense. So I just, I'm tired of everything I. I actually have decided PFt, I think what's best for my health. I'm just going to say whatever Ryan Pulls does.

I'm cool with the trust and.

Yeah, he is awesome, right? Two and a half sacks and we have the number one pick.

I think Montez sweat is now.

I'm just gonna be like, you know what, that's what?

So his stats aren't always like glaringly obvious, like, Oh, look, how many yards this guy threw, right? But he's, he's decent. But I don't know, I don't know if you can. If you think that Caleb Williams is like, as good as advertised, you you can't pass up drafting him, you can't, I'm just telling you you're going to.

Moment of silence.

That was bad, you missed it. His knee just like, popped real bad. Um, yeah, I get what you're saying. Caleb Williams, the whole thing, the financials, I just, and I get it.

I have to debate it, I will debate it. I just after a loss like today, the losing a game where I got my hopes up that the Bears were going to make a run to a potent like. Yes, I know a lot of shit had to happen, but Falcons and Cardinals at home, I was like bears could maybe make week 18 at Lambeau like a super meaningful game. I was excited at that proposition. Losing the way they lost today. I just don't really. I want to opt out of, uh, like, future quarterback discussions for, like, 24.

When I have a gateway game, if we lose it, it's over, it's over, it's over, get back.

Oh, no, it's over. I'm being, I'm being honest, I'm being realistic, I don't want to play this game.

This was the game they had to win. If they won this game, I would have my hopes all the way up. They did not. It makes me realize getting your hopes up for your sports teams is the dumbest thing you could possibly do as a human being. There's no reason for it.

Nothing ever good happens out of it. There's.

I'm looking right now at the.

It's the Bears are the fifth pick right now, first and fifth, first and fifth, yeah.

I'm on Tankathon big time right now. Yeah, I just I, I don't know I. After a game like today, it's like, if you look at this, if you look at the box score, you're like, Justin Fields stinks. If you watch the game, you're like, there's a lot of other problems that need to be fixed.

So maybe that's the answer. Just fix all the other problems. But whatever, that was a that was a brutal way for them to lose that game. Because you knew as soon as the like, you just knew how it was going. It's gone this way for two years now, where it's like the three and outs start coming in a flurry.

And you're like, Oh, this is about to be a really tight game, even though the Bears like kind of dominated for the first three quarters. Oh, they did, yeah. Flacco on the.

And then it's like, elite, elite, that's what, flack? That's why it's so confusing, because you have to almost like Men in Black yourself. And take the take the device out and make you forget all the boneheaded mistakes that he made. Yeah, cause he does, he thinks he can make every throw.

And sometimes so, the one play that the uh, the Bears defender made, where he it was like, at the goal line, uh, right after they got the muff punt. Flacco throws that pick. That was one of the best interceptions. Yes, yeah, that was incredible.

I don't, I don't even know if that was a bad throw by Flacco, as much as it was just a great play. Yeah, there was there.

Oh, he gave him a final tap. Um, yeah, no, you're talking about Stevenson's interception. It was incredible. Yeah, and yeah, no, the Bears defense makes me feel good.

Makes me feel warm inside everything else.

I'm credit to the Browns for being like, I want the Browns to. I want the Browns to fucking go on a run. Now. Flacco is like, so much fun to watch. The fact that he's out there doing this is insane.

He's actually did our podcast joke in real life, he makes he gets in bored apes. Yeah, he, yeah.

$75,000 an episode per win. And then, uh, in the playoffs, he gets like a hundred thousand, 200,000, 500,000, a million, 2 million, something like that, too. Imagine if you got a check for $2?

I should have made it like a billion dollars, yeah. Cause if you're well, I don't understand why owners don't do that. I don't know, maybe it's illegal, but if you're an owner, like if you had as much money, how much money does Jimmy Haslam have?

Uh, billions, let me see billions net worth.

8 billion if I had $8.8.

Yeah, we'd be so much better than Tapper, he would want to come play for us. Yeah, for sure, why wouldn't you?

$200 million probably get investigated in $200 million.

Yeah, yeah, if you're man enough. yeah, uh okay.

Moving on, Bear season over. I want everyone to just respect me. I'm not, I appreciate you trying to be like, Hey, look at the playoff machine, disrespect my wishes.

I'm addicted to, It's over. This was the gateway game. I've never won a gateway game. My happiness doesn't deserve it. It is what it is.

Uh, okay, the one thing I did have that was happy today was the box 34 packers 20. So I got roasted, this was, this is actually. I take a little blame for the Bears loss today because I got roasted. So we have seven games on.

I was very into the Bears game today, like I was, it was my gateway game, so I wasn't watching every second of the Packers game. I looked over and it was at the end of the game when Jordan Love had a fumble. And I'd sit on a tweet being like, he sucks and all the Packers trends like, No, he was fucking great today.

What I should have said was the Packers defense sucks cause they got absolutely torched by Baker Mayfield, so I take it back. Jordan Love played well today. The Packers defense was a joke of a unit today.

And the Packers went from No one wants to play him in the playoffs to Are these guys going to actually get in the playoffs?

He also played, Yeah, and they can't keep a guy healthy now because he wasn't perfect. And there were some throws where you're like, Well, I wish that maybe he had taken some time to to heal himself before coming back and trying to gut through it. Guess what?

That's not Baker's call. Of course, the player is going to want to play all the time. Your coach has to be like, No, Baker. You can't play with a torn labrum, right? Shut it down for a little bit.

Um, the Browns, like, really fucked up by getting rid of a Baker Mayfield. And then he was on the Panthers and everyone was like, Oh, Baker stinks. No. He just caught an acute case of pantheritis and he had to get that out of it. Matt Rule was his coach.

Matt rule, he had Matt rule, he had full blown panthers, which is not a position it's almost unrecoverable, yes.

And he got a bad deal in Cleveland, bad deal in Carolina, looked okay for the Rams and spot dude. Amen. I still think Baker Mayfield is a good N.F.L. quarterback, he's.

They absolutely stinks back to back weeks like and bigger. Mayfield is better than Tommy DeVito, who will get to, but think about it, they, you know, Tommy Vito drives to that field goal win on Monday night and then bigger Mayfield.

Every time he looked up, the Bucks had a guy wide open running down the field. Do we need to talk about Lafleur as being?

What coordinators did he fire? Uh, let's see.

Hackett Hackett didn't get fired, he got promoted, he got hired as a head coach, he got big time promoted, yeah.

But no, he's, he's fired three coordinators. This would be the fourth if.

Yes, yeah, so yeah. The the defensive coordinator for the Packers, I think, is always just the most hated guy in Green Bay. Yeah, feels.

Right, so it's like, Okay, well, we need to fire.

I apologize, that was sloppy, but two weeks later and it's like, this team stinks. The defense can't stop anyone, they need to kick in the ass.

They need to have.

Yeah, okay, no.

Yeah, that should cure a lot of the problems I've.

No, but that's.

I don't know if.

Everyone else losing a million games. It's not possible. They didn't get the giant graphic. No, it's not possible. They're still in the hunt.

Yeah, yeah, no, they can't, it's stupid, but they can't, but they can't. Jake, Can you come?

Packers Stephen sucks, Uh, but Jordan loved it. Look, look, good. I mean, I went back and watched some clips cause I wanted to correct myself.

That's how much I'm, I take my.

It was just bad all around, let's see.

What was it? Yeah, they gave up a hundred yards, uh, rushing and 381 yards passing. Uh, Jake's doing it right now, yeah.

All right, well, I'm looking at tweets, I see one formula that's like 15 things, yeah.

It's the dumbest, it's over. PFD. You had a chance to root for it, and it's it's dead. It's higher than 0.0. What do you think?

I've been getting so nervous about and saying Gateway Game and talking about how big this game was. It was because of Week 18 is because you had playoff implications. It was because if they got to, if they were, if they ran the table and the packers ran the table week.

Yeah, I'd love the playoff machine. The playoff machine on ESPN is like my very favorite thing in the entire world. To use PFT, do a couple ads and.

That's a hell of a tease.

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It's basically getting the Packers eliminated before No. I plugged it in the ESPN playoff and then week 18, I had the Packers beating the Bears, and the Bears beating the Packers. And they flip flop the seven seed. Okay, so then tell us all right.

Eagles oversee. You got to listen, Yeah, I'm.

Yeah, there's a couple iffy ones here. Yeah, I don't think it's gonna happen. I'd say Giants over Rams is gonna be tough, too. yeah, Panthers over Packers, pretty tough.

Yeah, bears over.

I feel like I had all these hopes and dreams and it came smashing down upon me. And then you showed up two minutes after and you're like, Hey, what if this happened? It could? And I was like, No dude, that was what we were just hoping.

It is for the best, it's over. I'm not gonna do a memes thing. I could see a world where going into that potential Week 18 matchup, where the Bears win, they lose that draft pick, the high draft pick, and then whoever picks in that position takes like an All-pro Hall of Fame player. And you're like, Oh yeah, looking back on that meaningless game against the Packers that I wanted so desperately.

Going to the playoffs is never meaningless.

Program I like that, especially with the number one pick. It'd be good for recruiting in the Nil. Yeah, yeah, Bears go to the playoffs.

They're a portal, oh.

Billy's Happy actually didn't look that bad for a little bit.

He likes to hop up. The offensive line was bad, they were giving him no time, but he was getting out of a lot.

The.

And the report was kind of walked back a little bit, the Belichick report I'm talking about, where they said they've already made the decision to move on from him. They walked that back a little bit and they're like, no decision has been made, right? Just a report.

Yeah, did.

I.

I feel like that might've been the Belichick getting his word out there. Like, if you're going to replace me, you better have a guy lined up. I don't think that this is the right guy. Yeah, that was like a make good by current, like my bad.

But the thing is, it probably will happen, like it probably will happen. They're just mad that it is all happening publicly. Yeah, they thought that they would be able to handle it differently than every other team has ever done it. Because they're the patriots and they do things the patriot way there.

Yeah, multiple people the wrong way in the building. Since his extension, and when he perhaps received a strong indication, you'd be the successor. And the picture that was used was Mayo and Steve Belichick.

Oh, I saw it in real life, it was crazy, dude, Keith Mitchell, it was Willis McGahee. I'm going to.

Graphic knee isn't supposed to bend this way.

Oh.

It's smaller, No.

Wow.

Get well soon. Yeah, that's bad. Yeah, running backs I also just enjoy. Um, I hope they keep kedarious Tony around for the playoff run.

Cause watching him blow a playoff game would.

I'm getting to the point where I think that someone's trying to take Mahomes down and they're like, we'll use kedarious Tony to do it.

We know it happened, dude, how can we see this? how can we see it coming? He's shown a million times, but they, I think Kelsey dropped.

They also, they showed Taylor swift up in the box, and, uh, she used the f word yep, loudly, yep. And you have to wonder, like, is that the kind of girl that we want as the face of the NFL?

Nope, I don't think so. I saw a good caption online and said, Uh, Taylor swift when she found out the lighthouse wasn't real. That's good, it's fun.

It's good you hate that lighthouse, saying you have no respect for the lighthouse, No, we built it because we had an old lighthouse. And then we had a scoreboard and had to build a bigger scoreboard. And then you had to build a bigger lighthouse to look over the new, bigger scoreboard. And it's one of the biggest lighthouses in the country.

It's not that good a sound person.

I said he got very confused. Yeah, no, I, I slipped up. I was like, don't fucking say that, and then he's like, Wait, what, it was a whole thing.

I'm not great at that stuff. Yeah, frick, but a four and a half year old saying, Fuckhead, that's funny, it's hard not to laugh.

I laugh at the worst moments. is that the worst? Uh, Clyde Edwards The Lair. Remember him, He exists.

Some of that Andy Reed he likes to tinker with. During the week. He did some tinkering. This time, we had the homes lined up as a running back, right?

Is that how you set up? He had like a two running back back, well, Homes is offset to the side and then they they ran it inside and it was an awesome plan. It's like, Okay, that's, the chiefs are having fun.

I think they had, like, such an emotionally, uh, they were a little bit extra with their loss last week. Yeah, it was a get right. And then Andy Reed's like, Okay, we're going to. We're going to do some fun stuff in the red zone. Like the ring around the Rosie bullshit that we do sometimes keep the boys loose out there.

He's like Gordon Bombay throwing the.

We've never, we've never thought it was a hell.

Um, I'm trying to think of other ones that I said about my body, armor, sport, water.

Um, yeah, the other thing I had noted, Uh, Rishi rice is good. Yes, that's good for them. What are you guys betting on back there?

That was a perfectly coordinated. We're, we're. We're still sweating out this over. It's not hitting, there's still a shot. No, there isn't.

You guys are duluth beat, you're duluth. Here is the Lulu as it gets. Uh, Jake, I don't think you've made any mistakes that have ever been, uh, actually, like, of consequence, minus the whole air thing that was so bad.

That's fine. Yeah, that was terrible. Yeah, trying to think, what else you made?

No others look at the look at the fucking Tweedledee and Tweedledum screaming at each other in the booth, You know what it is?

The encore tell the story about it. What story? Oh yeah for your standup.

Retell the whole story. Oh yeah.

Actually, tell the full story. Yeah, do you I? We might make an exception and you hank or PFT, and I could maybe act it out. Reenactment.

Yeah, um, last thing, hank. They finally did the insult graphic to Bill Belichick on the on the broadcast.

Yeah, I feel like.

It was Brady, yeah, so big. Sample size is Bill Belichick with Brady two, 66 and 75, without Brady 43 and 52. But it's like one of those things where it's just.

Right, but I was just shocked to.

When that happens, and he's not wearing a Patriots logo and he's not on the Patriots sideline, that's going to be a real mind fuck for you. Yeah, that'll hurt, but he's, he's a student of the game, he's a football legend. He coached elsewhere before he, you know, if he coaches somewhere after, so be it okay.

Okay, you can't pft you, you, you know how it is. You're not going to get people to get us to hate on our, our, our heroes, that's true.

That's.

It's a sad, sad day. At what point is back, though? Yeah, I was going to say, at what point this week is he going to be like?

And that would have been an all-time script, but it was re-injured. Oh my God, yeah, he. No, he would have died, yeah.

That field would have killed him or fallen on him or something. But um, during practice this week, Aaron Rogers probably did the one thing that he can't do. In terms of Zach Wilson's fragile little confidence, he played defensive back on the scout team, and he intercepted what Zach Wilson.

Yeah, he made a one-handed interception. No. Was it off Zach Wilson or was it a different quarterback? Uh, I'm not sure.

I saw Rich and Meany's tweet. Yeah, he was. He was picking on their quarterbacks as a defensive player during the week. You can't do that, Aaron, you got to drop those.

Damn, yeah, very, very tough times for Jets fans. Yeah, this was an ass kicking.

Zach Wilson left the game twice. Yes, the first time he left the game, there was some speculation about whether or not he had a concussion. He left the game. And they told Jeff Darlington that it was because of a head issue that he's working with, and not a concussion. Turns out, he was just dehydrated.

Yeah, he left, which, I guess, your mouth, that's where you drink from. Yeah, I guess. That could be classified as a head injury. And then he did, I think, go into the concussion protocol later on in the game after a different hit.

But I, I felt kind of bad for Zach Wilson during this game because they were just not blocking anybody. No, and it seemed like their script, like. The design of the plays, was for him to just get the snap and then run diagonally backwards and throw the ball either at his closest receiver's feet or throw it out of bounds. That that seemed to be what they were, what they're trying to accomplish on offense, right?

It was tough to watch. Yeah, it was very tough to.

And now they have, Jake, you are on the It's the Fraud Bowl, the Dolphins and the Cowboys is the fraud Bowl. The loser of this game no one will take serious, yeah.

But it's still on a fell for the Dolphins to lose this game, people will kind of mount and it'll beat the Ravens, Ravens on the road. Everyone will be back on. I know I won't be back on them. I truly think that whoever loses cowboys, dolphins, I'm out on.

They showed another tough.

Yeah, and Tyreek, I think he was healthy going into the game. He was like running routes on the field, looking good, explosive. And they're like, you know what? We don't really need the best receiver in the NFL to win this game.

30 is nothing. Yes, yes, what are you gonna say, Jake?

The two of fingers. Yeah, he's never.

Just the idea of someone doing that to you in like the 300 level of met life will always.

Yeah, he's taken it back, Jake was legitimately offended by.

He laughed the entire movie. Yeah, he laughed the entire movie. Tua is the man this is a big game for.

Uh, the TUA is nothing without Tyreek, Tyreek Merchant. Yeah, he's, you know.

Like, you can't, you can't dislike Mike McDaniel, he's a he's a fun guy and you want to root for him. He also did like a big profile in Alec Ingold, which was awesome that is, but it's, uh, it's just more football.

You get bonus football during the week, yeah.

Now let's go play the home stretch.

True, at least with Steven Ross. When he does the waddle, you're like, is he, is that just how he walks, right? He's old and frail, right?

And you have that moment where you're like, Oh, no, he's.

Yeah, he's dealing with, yeah, he just keeps going back and forth. By the way, the Ravens are going to win Lamar.

That was an awesome run. He's fun, yeah, um, anything else on the Oh, I want to say dolphins?

I know the Jets offense sucks. But the whole reason that I have believed in the Dolphins in the last couple of weeks is because of Vic Fangio. Today. Their defense was awesome, shut out, hard to shut out a team in the N.FL it is.

It is so you get credit for it for me, no matter what. So, yeah, that's why I believe in the dolphins. Is Vic Fangio? that's the name?