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On today's part of My take, we have two very special guests the Wagner Brothers from the Magic in Studio Mo and Franz. Great interview with them. Good to get some N.B.A. players on the show. We are going to talk Monday night football. Jake Browning is elite. We're going to reveal the Lowman Trophy finalists, which is coming up, because I know they did the Heisman this week, so it's time for our award.

Who's favored to win the Heisman?

Jayden Daniels is right now, which Hank did say, mission accomplished. So we just got to be careful with that.

There's no shot.

Okay, alright, listen, we're not even in the show yet. We're talking about the game, the game, the game. You're right, You're right. You're right. You're right. Listen, we're not even in the show yet.

I can't text.

No, no, we're not even in the show yet. What game are you talking about?

You were live texting about Oregon-Washington.

Yes, that wasn't mission accomplished because I needed Oregon. Whatever, alright, neither here nor there.

You needed them to win the game, mission accomplished.

Neither here nor there. If you can sense Hank's tone, he's ready to fight because we also are going to talk about the 24-hour stream that will start today at 9pm. And Hank has come, he's come with his brass knuckles.

Central time.

He's come ready to fight.

Ready to smile?

Ready to smile. Ready to smile.

Yes, always ready to smile. So we're going to get into all of that.

Hank stormed into the studio today, Yes.

Again, we're not even in the show yet, Hank.

It's been a while.

We're not even in the show yet. Wait, wait, okay, the gaslighting has started, so it's going to be a great show. And hot seat, cool throne and FAQs. Summer is the best way to run the way you want.

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Welcome to pardon my take. Today is Wednesday, December 6th, and Jake Browning has arrived. He is elite.

I got a question, Is Jake browning him?

He might be. We watched Monday night football. Everyone expected the Bengals, they were 10-point underdogs, to just roll over, and then Jake Browning said No, no, no, not so fast. 32 for 37, 354 yards and a Bengals win and a Trevor Lawrence injury. And it looks like the entire AFC picture is now up for grabs.

Yeah, was it? Four out of seven quarterbacks that are currently in the AFC. playoffs, they're on their backup quarterbacks.

Yeah, and I think in the league, I think it's 14 teams are now playing backup quarterbacks.

Sam Hell keeps climbing up those standings.

This league this year, if you're wondering, like, Hey, why is everything kind of fucked up? Well, yeah, we got a lot of backup quarterbacks going right now. Yeah, right now it's the Jags, we don't know how long, the Steelers we don't know how long.

I would count Joe Flacco as a starter, though.

He's a backup.

He's got starter pedigree, but yeah, it's a bloodbath out there, actually. If you look at the standings right now in the AFC, you could make the argument that 8, 9 and 10 could beat 5, 6 and 7..

8, 9, 10, and 11.

And 11, yeah.

The Texans, the Broncos, the Bengals and the Bills.

Yeah.

I think they would.

Yeah, 49ers, I think number one, yeah.

49ers One. Then you could maybe go Ravens or Eagles.

Yeah.

And then, you know.

Cowboys in there.

Cowboys are somewhere in there, and then I don't know, maybe the chiefs, I mean the Jaguars.

Dolphins.

Dolphins I'm very high on the dolphins, yeah, the Lions defense.

Lions, it's us.

I want to just say real quick, Lions fans, listen, we have been very supportive of the Lions. it is not Lions. Hate to say, can't trust the defense. That's a statement of fact. I still think the Lions will possibly win multiple playoff games, but saying the defense is not good is a true statement of fact. There is no bias.

I think the Lions cannot score almost anybody, though. Yeah, that's the thing, which is why I love these Lions. I feel like Dan Campbell. He can put his foot on the gas and just be like he can will his way into having a tough defense. You know what he'll do?

Can we get him a cart? Yeah, I don't know what Jacksonville's doing. He was walking all the way to the locker room.

That's the thing. It's like, Jacksonville, I think amongst any city in the USA, Jacksonville, Florida, probably has the most golf carts. Yeah, and they didn't use a single one on Trevor.

It was so sad when they showed him back in the tunnel and it was like, five minutes later, he's like, here he is, he's still going.

Yeah, he walked home last night, yeah after the game, but apparently what happened was this is, according to Uncle Chaps. He hurt himself and then he told the guys on the team like, I don't want a cart.

I want to look tough.

At that point, you need to be like, No, we're going to get you a cart. You've had, give me your keys, you've had too much. We got a driver for you, you'll be fine.

Shout out Trey Henderson, giving him a quick prayer right there. I blame in the moment, that was actually very classy.

The biggest winner of last night was that poor equipment manager Waterboy on the Jaguars. yeah, who cost them a timeout. That drive was cooking.

Butterfly effect.

But apparently, apparently, it's a high ankle sprain and I've got to take that. I don't believe, but-.

Are you going to get the surgeries? are you going to get the Alabama ankle?

No tightrope. Okay, I'm hearing no tightrope, I just want to get to. He doesn't want it enough.

The way he got up and then he went back down, he did get. It was weird because there was a high ankle sprain, but he also got like folded in half his knee.

Right after the high ankle sprain.

Yeah, and now the Jaguars have to go play at the Browns and a good defense and they have the Ravens. After that, Pete Prisco might be sweating a little bit with his Jaguars thoughts.

Yeah.

It was also the first time the Bengals won a Monday night game on the road in like, 20 years.

Prisco's kind of walked back that take, though. He says that even with Trevor, the defense doesn't look good enough.

Oh no, yeah, they did. Jake Browning was incredible.

He was good.

And I know that they have weapons. But Jake Browning, like, good for Jake Browning, he probably made, I don't know, 10 plus million dollars. Being able to be a backup now for a very long time.

Yeah, it was a big night for him and I think we misjudged. Jake Browning on the ground beef and honey comment that he made that he only eats ground beef and honey as his diet, yeah.

But it's also not even like it's good. That was my point.

Yeah.

Like it tastes good, it's not like a big sacrifice.

But it's kind of, I don't know, it's very primal. So if you see me in a fight with a Jaguar pour honey on me, yeah.

The stat is from Stat Hole. That was the first Bengals Monday night road win since 1990..

It was very weird seeing the Jacksonville pool at night. Yeah, I can't remember the last time.

Peyton was very uncomfortable with them staying on it.

Yeah, I liked it.

He was like, get it off.

I enjoyed it.

Get the pool off.

There was also the matter of a near tie at the end of the game. Yeah, and it feels like the Bengals tie more than any team in recent history. Yeah, they just give off tie vibes.

Oh, it's the Donovan McNabb game, yeah.

The most famous tie ever? I think they tied one in England too. They've had some pretty noteworthy ties recently. This would have been another one, did you know? because I looked it up. The Jaguars have never tied a game.

It's got to be an old franchise.

Yes.

Because they just did ties and they were like, that's the game giants.

They didn't have overtime for a long time, until 1972.

A hundred.

They have 42 ties.

Yeah, I mean, they just tied games back in the day.

Here's the craziest part. They don't have a single tie since 1972, yeah.

So it's all pre-tie ties.

Yeah, so the bears, you could say the bears, don't have a tie either.

Yeah, the ties, yeah, it is pretty crazy that pre-1960s they would just tie games and be like, thinking even about Michigan-Ohio state playing? yeah, they would just tie.

That's the end.

And be like, that, was it? Guess? Next year we'll find out who's better.

Good game, everybody.

How is that possible? That's the most un-American thing of all time.

I agree.

We also had Christian Kirk smash his own nuts, that was tough. Mr. Belvedere I know that it says it's a groin or abdomen, but watching that replay, I think he just squished his own nuts.

They called it a core injury. Yeah, that is your core, your nuts are the very definition of your core.

It's everything, it's your power, it's your life, it's your virality.

The interception that Josh Allen had last night was very hilarious. Yes, that was the definition of too cute. Zach Taylor got a little too cute with it. You got Jake Browning out there, dealing.

Dealing 32 for 37..

And it wasn't only short passes, he was throwing the ball all over the field. Now. Part of that is because I think the Bengals have a pretty good roster. And tee Higgins. He's a big difference maker too. And you can just get the ball in Jamar Chase's hands and he'll do crazy shit with it.

Jake Browning had, so Trevor Lawrence has been in the league for what four years now Jake Browning had.

It was a great game.

Jake Browning might be next up.

It was a really good game.

Yeah, and the helmets looked awesome. So yeah, it was a fun game. It's fun to have these games. It's like, Hey, it's a reminder.

What if this game is awesome? Yeah, this game actually could be. It could be so bad that it's fun, yeah.

It could be like Broncos colts last year.

Broncos Colts sucked.

It was so bad that it was memorable.

It sucked for about three quarters and then it got fun, it got funny. This might be fun the entire time because it's going to be so bad.

It's, yeah, it could be very funny before we talk about Thursday because we're going to have that stream as well. Memes Zach Wilson So that's a thing, Zach Wilson.

Aaron does the media, but it was it was an anonymous source. So you have to take that with a grain of salt. Um, if if Zach Wilson doesn't want to come back and play, that's some bullshit right there, That's bullshit, that's bullshit.

I think he's just he's thinking like, they're probably going to cut me, so I don't want to get injured. But yeah, you Robert Salah stayed with you for a lot longer than he should have. Yeah, probably to his own detriment.

For sure, for his own detriment. Yeah, he was. He had every opportunity to throw Zach under the bus after every game where Zach would do something like new.

But you know, it's the NFL and there's always a coach who's like, I can fix that, yeah, and they're like, Oh, well, his arm talent's still there. Then you got a bunch of, you got a bunch of Billy footballs running around as OC's, being like, I could get that, I could get the most out of that.

That's a very scary thought.

Yeah, but it's true, like everyone thinks, you know you always, it seems like you always get at least one more shot.

Yeah, yeah, if you're, if you're, what? was he second?

Second overall.

There'll be a team that brings them on, but I don't. Even Josh Rosen got a couple other.

Bounce back spots that he didn't, he didn't get a lot of like playing time, but he at least got a look.

Yeah.

Guys get looks.

So yeah, memes. What do you think? do you need the? do you need the Zach Wilson spark?

Well, right now, it's just a total disaster. They cut Tim Boyle today.

Why they lanced him?

They brought in Brett Ripen.

Okay.

Yeah, so I, I, I'm going to guess he's going to be the quarterback. This is so, this is so, this is like, they're, they're actually. It feels like the Jets are running a fundraiser to see who will start a quarterback. It might as well just do that, like, why not just have a fan giveaway, play a game for the Jets as quarterback?

Really.

Like, yeah, like the movie Invincible, yeah.

It does seem like make a wish.

It's it's insane that they're, I mean, they cut Tim Boyle being like, Yeah, we'll figure it out, we'll get someone else.

Yeah.

I mean, you're already a Tim Boyle.

Where is Colt McCoy? Where is Colt McCoy? What is Colt McCoy doing right now and how? How does he not have this?

Why is it RG Three?

Oh, he wants it, yeah.

He wants that.

R.G. Three, we'll take it, yeah.

It's actually ironic because Grit Week 2021 Billy bought a Zach Wilson jersey at the football.

Hall of Fame in Canton.

Yeah, oh, really.

At the gift shop.

Yeah, there was a Zach Wilson jersey in the football.

He was a rookie.

He hadn't played yet.

So it was like a big deal.

Yeah.

It's bad.

I'm reaching out to RG Three right now for a comment. Would you play for the jets? I will update you.

He's going to be like, Yeah, man, do you, uh, Max? also for you Shaq Leonard.

Oh, he's wearing that, he's wearing a wire.

Was that not last week as well, or earlier? That could have also been earlier. I think Big Dom might be in trouble, cause like the NFL is going to, well, I know the NFL is going to come for him. And then that might be that might be the best. The Eagles might have to leave the NFL.

I think it'd be funny if Dom came out of the sidelines with, like, a whole new look, like a mustache. He's in, he's in, yeah. Witness Protection program.

Then he wouldn't be dom if he, like, came in looking like a nerd.

Yeah.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.

You don't take, you don't take the, you don't take the Italian out of dom, you don't nerdify dom.

Yeah, come on.

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. This is Dom we're talking about. But yeah, Shaq Leonard, Shaq Leonard, big pickup you need guys, he's a guy.

Uh, text back from RG3.

Okay, he's in.

He's in. Robert Griffin III has agreed to play for the New York Jets. Memes make the call.

Why not do it memes? I mean, why not? let's just run it, there's no reason.

Bring Tebow back, Yeah. RG3 Colin Kaepernick, Johnny Manziel.

Jeff George, just do it all. They're far, far worse. They're releasing like everybody they signed during the pre-season, too. This season is just an absolute disaster.

Our friend Steve Palazzolo from Pro Football Focus, he had a good idea, which is that there should be no trade deadline for quarterbacks. Yeah, I agree with that.

Yeah.

You should be able for the good of the league, you should be able to move some of the like. Imagine Kyler Murray could have stepped in on the jets this year? I think, did we talk about that, like a month ago? I don't know.

I think we did, but yeah, there should not be, there should not be because it would be better for the game. Yep.

What's this look, hank?

Did you want? Was the Low Man part of Hot sequel thrown? or do you want to do it now?

I think Low Man deserves it this time.

Yeah, I do, too. So yeah, what's hot? College football? Jaden Daniels is a finalist for the Heisman. it's he, Marvin Harrison, Michael Penix and Bo Nix. I also liked that the Heisman released it and put out all their stats, and Jaden Daniels just has better stats than all of them.

I don't think meeting members are allowed to talk about it.

No, they aren't, they aren't, so it's in God's hands now.

I think they should have invited Sweat from Texas. You got to get one big boy up there, yeah.

I mean, Jordan Travis, too. They said it was such a big deal that he wasn't invited.

Oh, you're going to do that, Jake.

I mean, I saw it online, but it's true. At least invite him.

Yeah, no, his numbers probably weren't there to be invited, but-.

We know who's actually to blame for Florida State not getting in now. We found that out yesterday.

Who?

It's Jake Sky Trump. Oh, actually, it's not Jake Sky Trump. It's desanctimonious, it's desanctimonious.

No, he wasn't fighting.

Wait, is Florida State University? is that a school that's run by the state of Florida? It is who's the governor of Florida?

Desanctimonious.

Meatball? RoN Yeah, should have said something.

Also, Senator Rick Scott released a statement, too.

Oh yeah, we're at the this part of the process is people just releasing statements and strongly worded letters. I think they even actually ...

I'm sure that's going to work out.

Yeah, that's going to be like two days of lawyers.

Yeah, that's not-.

They're just going to be like, All right, we got nothing.

I always love it when politicians weigh in a week late on a sports issue that their staff has told them that they should talk about. Because it's relevant right now. And they always mispronounce the player's name, screw everything up.

Yeah, was it? Ted Cruz said. Basketball goal.

The basketball ring, Maybe, yeah.

Or something like that.

I think, was it Ted Kennedy that messed up David Ortiz or Manny Ramirez? Yeah.

It's-.

Hondo It's bad.

KG and hondo.

Whatever politicians try to get in the mix with sports, but yeah, the FSU, the fans, I think, are. We said this on Sunday, but the good news is you can fight about this on Twitter forever.

Yeah.

And they are, and they should, they should keep going, you should keep doing it.

100 use this as an opportunity if you beat Georgia to claim that. Natty Oh.

Without a doubt.

And you will sell a national championship, yeah.

No, yeah, we're in, we're fighting for Florida State. And then we have the transfer portal, which I think there was.

Interesting, So that never works, though. No, the only time that's ever worked. JIMMY JOHNSoN Right, yeah.

You can't, you can't shop yourself, or you're talking about college-.

Jumping from college to the NFL, Harbaugh.

Harbaugh, He's the other one, Pete Carroll, but he was NFL then college.

Yeah, he was NFL first, yeah, but strictly, like a college coach, jumping to the NFL, I think the only times it's worked. Jimmy Johnson.

We're probably missing one. We always do this to ourselves. Matt Rule.

Matt Rule, Matt Rule Urban Meyer.

Yeah, Steve Spurrier.

Very switzer-run. He won a Super Bowl.

He did with Jimmy Johnson's guys, so that was, yeah, a little asterisk there. Nick Saban, Joey Harrington said that Nick Saban, they were turning the corner.

Bobby Petrino.

They were ready to go.

Bobby didn't, Bobby is the one-.

There's a lot of failed guys.

He, like, wrote it on a cocktail napkin and left in the locker room, being like, Peace them out, Cliff Kingsman.

Bill O'Brien, 52 and 48.

But he was NFL first.

Yeah, he was with the Patriots, and then he went to, yeah, he went to the Penn State, and then he went to Texans, yeah.

So yeah, it's tough, it's a tough jump to make.

I just want to go ahead and predict this. Whatever team hires Ryan Day as an NFL coach will be a complete failure.

God help their soul.

It would be funny, I don't. I'm not rooting for the Panthers to keep up this streak that they're on with Tepper, but it would be a Tepper move. To. Just like, forget his second to last mistake and go back to that well again, give him a seven-year contract and be like, Boom, splash play, yeah.

Look, we got the hot name that has just been dragged and can't beat. I mean, that would be an all-time coward move by Ryan Day. Yes, run away from Michigan, you can't do that, you have to stay.

Basically, you have to just figure out a way to cheat harder.

Yeah.

That's the name of the game in college football.

Cheat harder, Get better players, I mean, they already get really good players. But they got to figure, Yeah, Ryan Day, you can't do it, you can't do it, okay?

Yes, the most prestigious award-.

Oh, we forgot Chip Kelly, he was great.

Yeah, Chip Kelly was good for one season, yeah.

Remember, he coached the Niners for a season?

Yeah, that was weird. I'm going to forget that that was weird, but he was good on the Eagles for one season.

I like this.

Of fullbacks weighing in on this award, as well as Hank Slash, Tom Fornelli and Andy Staples is on there too. We have our finalists right now, so I'm just going to read them down for you. The finalists for the Low Man Trophy. The best fullback in college football, Ben Sinnott from Kansas State. Okay.

What a name.

Max Bredesen from Michigan, Khalil Mullings from Michigan.

Great names.

Owen Burke from Air Force Stone Eby from SMU, Hayden Large from Iowa, Eli Heidenreich from Navy Heidenreich literally translates to Argentina.

Yes.

So we've got some good names. I think these are the most fullback-ist names in the history of the Low Man Trophy that we're dealing with right now. I just actually had one more come in. Okay, it's another nomination for Ernest Crownrower from Texas A&M.

People might be asking, Is he going to get the leg up right now?

He might.

Well, I'm leaning large just after hearing the names, Large has been a winner.

That would be good. I mean, Hayden large going into the season, I think he was the favorite just for the picture and he's the guy that's like 6'3, 280, 290..

When are we going to announce it?

So we could either announce it on the barstool bowl.

Oh yeah, the bowl game.

So in the pre-game ceremony, we'll do it. Last year, it went to Hunter Lepke. He's on the Cowboys now, so we'll announce it in the pre-game for the Arizona Bowl between Wyoming and Toledo.

Yes.

I think we're on the air around 4 p.

Okay.

September 30th.

Nice, so that's going to be exciting.

On CW and barstool.

Yeah, all right. Should we talk about the elephant in the room?

That was mean.

Sorry, Max, that was mean. 24-hour stream is starting today, 9 p...m. central. It's going to be on the pardon my take YouTube.

What's the famous saying Hell is other people? So basically, you're just going to be hanging out with another guy in a room for 24 hours, 24 hours. There will be challenges.

So you guys are very nervous. We had a meeting yesterday. Okay, you're not nervous, sorry.

You guys won't be bored.

Right, we're doing things that will be fun, that people will have fun watching you do. So what is your issue?

Who said there was issues?

Oh, you guys have so many issues.

Shut up, you came in the room and you're like, we got some stuff we have to talk about.

Go ahead, let's hear it.

No, and this is a losing battle. And I know the gas lights are on.

Is it oil or is it gas?

Whatever it might be.

Pick Jerome Bettis and the Rams.

I want to read-.

If situations were reversed,-.

Before Hank starts to complain about this, I want to read a quote.

I want to read a quote from Hank, Hey, it's actually you talking, because it's your own words. This is from June 28th, 2023. I let my entire family down with today's Mount Rushmore. Simply have to be better. You yourself admitted that this is a self-inflicted wound.

Yeah, no, I have no issue. We lost Mount Rushmore. I had Max on my team, I was really just anchored, Oh.

It punted the final week. What about the week that you got too drunk one Friday and then you were like, I couldn't do it. What about the week when he went away and I was you dominated?

Great Hank's gaslighting you, yeah.

You guys stacked the deck.

You were the worst, you guys stacked the deck, you said, Hey, me and Big Cat are the entire pie chart of the fans of the show are fans of me and Big Cat. Let's be on one team.

You guys-.

Who just started on the show and Hank as another team.

Wait just started.

Billy and I-.

Max had been on the show for nine months.

We were last place for three straight weeks.

Yeah, and then Billy started buying votes.

Your issue is with Mount Rushmore.

I don't know why you're going at me right now. Yeah, this is Hank is just shooting at everyone.

I'm not no, again, this is-.

You're not again, he's not-.

Mount Rushmore is the past. He's not negative. We lost Mount Rushmore Fair and Square.

You've attacked everyone in this room so far. This is a reverse bukkake.

The my again, and it is what it is. I'm a-.

Is it?

I'm a soldier.

Is it is what it is?

I'm ready for battle. We're not allowed to have our phones for 24 hours. My only thing-.

You have opportunities to win your phones.

Is, if situations were reversed, you guys would have rigged this.

Yeah, I said, yes.

Starting at 9 p.

Agreed, it's crazy. Why?

Because we have a full day at work, it's basically you're making us do a 36 hour straight waiting. It's not if we were starting at a time where it makes sense for 24 hours and you can rest.

You want to start at 8.

I'm going to be up all day.

You want to start at 8.

Yeah, you can nap, you can work, you can sleep in the I had to do two days of work.

But you can sleep in the stream.

But that's-.

You're allowed to sleep.

He didn't think about that.

No, I have thought about that. He doesn't want to talk about sleep.

I didn't think about that. Are you afraid that you're going to get a boner in your sleep?

I'll definitely. I mean, everyone gets boners in their sleep, that's natural.

A bunch of BWLs watching ain't get a boner to sleep.

Okay, new rule you have to sleep on your back and only in boxer shorts.

No sleep talking is a concern, for sure, but I just it's. if the situation is reversed, it just it's.-.

Agreed.

You guys would make this way easier for yourself.

I do remember Grit Week 2020, the 24 hours we started at noon.

Great, yeah.

So what time do you want to start?

No, it is what it is. It's too late. It's just like,-.

No, we can't switch, we can't switch. You want to start at 8, you want to start a little earlier. No, that would, yeah.

Yeah, it doesn't make a difference.

That doesn't make any difference.

Because you would have to record after, but you could come watch.

You could come watch Thursday night football with us, no, but that means nothing.

I'm going to be asleep by Thursday night. Football 100%.

But we have to do the show after correct. So like-.

So it's basically we're doing a 40 hour-.

But that's fine, that's fine. Don't come in to sleep in tomorrow.

You're not hank.

You have advisors.

What part of this don't you understand?

At 2 o'clock.

It starts at 9pm on Wednesday at 2 o'clock, and then it ends. No, it starts at 9pm on Wednesday.

No, no, he said. He said, He has. I said, you can sleep in, he said. We have advisors, we have advisors at 2 o'clock.

Well, you're going to start this stream at 9pm on Wednesday, and then you're going to be done at 9pm on Thursday. You can sleep on Wednesday afternoon, you can sleep over the course of the night. I don't see what the problem is.

You're going to make me be awake for the Patriots Stream.

No, you can go sleep during, you could sleep on the stream, yeah.

I don't want to sleep on the stream.

I think you're just-.

I would sleep on the stream, we could do a little, we could take a couple little snoozes.

You have to-.

Why don't you just take a bunch of Nyquil tonight and sleep in?

You already did that on Saturday.

I don't think that, no, my plan is I-.

Yeah, I free-balled some nyquil the other night, I over-overdosed myself bad, like I didn't have the cup.

Yeah, oh, you just guessed it.

I just did two gulps.

Oh, no, two gulps is too much.

So your issue is, I don't have any issues. You're mad about the Mount Rushmore?

I'm excited for smiles, I'm not mad about the Mount Rushmore, I'm really excited for the stream. Going to be a lot of chatting with the chat, a lot of interaction.

Would you guys like to start at 8, so that way you can sleep during the Patriots game and then we can do the show at 11?

See, the problem that Hank's found himself in right now is he he wants something to complain about. So when we start to address his concerns, then he acts like that doesn't actually address his concern.

I have no complaints, I have no concerns. My only point, which is valid and Big Cat has said. It is like, if you guys had lost, you guys would be doing like six hours and be on your phone.

That's not true. We would not be doing six hours, we'd be doing 24 hours.

I would go without my phone.

And you still have a chance to win your phone. Yeah, we, I don't think we can be complaining until, right, that's the point. I'm not complaining at all. You're actually doing the worst thing possible.

I'm promoting, I'm excited.

Here's a little tip if you had not complained.

I haven't.

For the last 15 minutes, I haven't. If you had gone into the 24 hour stream and you realized that it was not bad. And then maybe we do one bad thing and you're like, this is bullshit, all the fans would be like, Yeah, that is bullshit.

I have not.

And the fact that it's going to actually be fun and fun to watch, you're going to look like a big pussy.

Well, it's a good thing I haven't complained then.

Right, yeah right.

Except when you stormed in here this morning, you're like, we got to talk about this, it's bullshit. Why are we starting at this time?

We have very. Do you want to know one thing we're going to do? No, no, no, it's a good teaser for the people to watch. You want to know one thing you're going to do, you guys are going to paint.

So there you go, yeah.

We already told them that.

I want to be award winning. Can I bring a book?

They're going to be reading, they will be reading materials for you.

You're going to read Hank.

Yeah, we're going to do popcorn reading.

There's a chance you're going to get to play some video games, there's fun things that are involved in.

There will be physical activity. Yeah, like you're going to get a sweat.

You're going to get a nice sweat, you're also going to get four meals from Chef Donnie.

How about that?

So you complaining makes you look like a baby? I have not. It's going to be fun.

I haven't complained.

We have come up with all these things that will make it fun for people to watch and fun for you guys to interact. I have one fear, I have one fear, and one fear only.

Don't complain.

Poop.

Oh, blindfold. yeah, blindfold, poop. I don't know what that means, but as long as.

There will be a litter box.

There will be no restrictions on using the bathroom. Okay, it will be, but it's scouts honor, like, don't start going to the bathroom every two minutes.

Be careful with that one.

We're not making this, we literally Max, We're making it so that Hank can't complain because we know that that's what Hank wants to do. So we had this discussion, we're like, should we do bathroom breaks?

Go to the bathroom, all right?

I would never complain.

Yeah, right.

What's the goal?

It's going to suck for you now because you complain, I haven't.

I haven't complained at all.

It's going to be fun.

Have a positive attitude about it. Hank because.

I always have a positive attitude.

It's on the show, yeah.

What was your question?

What is the golden Mug time?

Yeah, we're going to be doing Golden Mug Stella Blue on Thursday, so there will be a chance for people who want to buy something on stellabluecoffee.com. That day, we will give out a phone number that people can call into and talk to Hank and Max at some point in the stream.

This will be all in the part of my take YouTube, correct?

Yes, yes, we have guests. I'm going to get a tattoo.