The Bongino Brief - Does Joe Know About The Blow?

2023-11-18 00:12:54

He’s a former Secret Service Agent, former NYPD officer, and New York Times best-selling author. Join Dan Bongino each weekday as he tackles the hottest political issues, debunking both liberal and Republican establishment rhetoric.

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Dan Bongino.

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Welcome to the Bongino Brief.

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I'm Dan Bongino.

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We waited on this story and it looks like another Dan Bongino conspiracy theory may

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in fact be coming true, just like ICE says.

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So the photos came out of the coke in the White House.

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And as I suspected, we now have more questions than we have answers.

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But let's just say a couple of chirping little birdies have told me some stuff that lead

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me to believe that we're not being told the whole truth.

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First, Daily Mail has a great article.

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I suggest you read it.

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It's in the newsletter today.

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First photos reveal the cocaine found in the White House.

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Images of the baggie in the cubbyhole that sparked the investigation.

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And the culprit still has not been found.

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Really?

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We sure about that?

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Chatsters, let me ask you something.

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Bongino Army members out there, do you really believe they can't find the culprit here,

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given all those cameras and the fact that if you look at this photo, you're going to

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notice something fairly obvious.

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It appears to be a plastic baggie.

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Now, listen, I'm not a coke head, so I don't do cocaine.

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However, a plastic baggie, Chatsters, is a plastic baggie a porous substance or a non-porous

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substance?

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Yes, non-porous, you're absolutely correct.

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In other words, it's not a paper bag.

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And by the way, that doesn't even mean you can't get a print.

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It's just very easy to get a print off a non-porous substance because the oils that compose a

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fingerprint, loops, arches, and whirls, deltas, the oils that leave the print based on the

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ridges in your fingertip tend to be raised more on a non-porous substance because they

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don't sink in.

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Look at that.

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It's overwhelming.

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You all know and suspect what Big Daddy here suspects that they know exactly who this is.

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I don't have to walk you through fingerprint 101 class, but this is important.

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A paper substance, the oil from the ridges on your fingers, that's what the fingerprint

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is.

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It's basically oils and deposits.

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It'll sink more into a porous substance like paper or even wood.

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So it's harder to lift off because it's not as ridgy.

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Look at what we're looking at here.

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They even have the number of the box, 50.

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Notice something to the left of the box.

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What do you guys see?

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It looks like a little circle.

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Gee, that looks to me like a keyhole.

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Now I'm not crazy, but don't take a leak on my leg and tell me it's raining.

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A keyhole would mean there is a key.

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It's meaning someone had to do what?

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Had to turn the key to open the cubby.

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So I don't know about you guys.

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Here, here's a knife someone sent a while ago.

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So pretend this knife here, Dan Bongino Show knife, which is just from Silver Stag, a pretty

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cool company.

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So what does this knife have?

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It's made of metal like the key, right?

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So assume this is a key.

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So you would grab the key.

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How would you grab the key, guys?

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Would you do it like this?

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No, no one does that, correct?

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Because it may look weird on camera, right?

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So people in the chat, how would you grab the non-porous substance key?

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Yes, with your fingertips.

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And you would go.

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So it's really weird that a non-porous plastic bag that would hold a fingerprint has no prints.

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That the key on the locker seems to have no prints.

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And then the metal door on the locker mysteriously seems to have no prints either, which is strange

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because you see, I worked at the Secret Service and they have one of the best fingerprint

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labs in the world.

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Now you may say, well, maybe they were working with the FBI on this because of an MOU.

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The FBI has just as good of a fingerprint lab as well.

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And I've seen fingerprints pulled off everything from paper checks to keys to car doors.

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You're telling me on that baggie, they couldn't find a fingerprint.

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Ladies and gentlemen, that sounds to me like what?

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Yes, that sounds to me like someone just said in the chat.

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That sounds to me like bullshit.

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Detective Dan.

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Folks, there is absolutely zero ch—I haven't even gotten to the fact that the cameras obviously

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saw everyone who came in there.

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This is—listen, the guys and the ladies in the Secret Service I know are good folks.

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The people I still talk to are very patriotic.

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They love this country.

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Folks, just like with—you know, last night we had a devastating vote.

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Nine Republicans voted against impeaching Mayorkas, right?

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Or eight or nine.

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Everybody was like, oh my gosh, throw the Republicans under the bus.

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My first response was, no, throw those Republicans under the bus, because everyone else did the

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right thing and voted to move forward with impeachment.

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We have a people and a leadership problem in the party, just like we have a leadership

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problem right now in the Secret Service.

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Come on, man.

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Don't—please, I'm begging you, as a former member and someone who loves the worthy of

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trust and confidence agency—that's literally their motto—please don't do to them what

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the FBI did to their agency and politicize it.

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You obviously know who did this.

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Nobody believes that story.

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There are cameras there.

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Look at the baggie.

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This is one of those come on, man moments.

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Now, here's what makes the story even worse.

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What makes the story worse, folks, is I'm hearing some traffic that not only did they

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know, but that the person who may have left that cocaine behind was likely leaving it

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for some member of the Biden family, and it may not have been Hunter.

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That that was not a someone who left cocaine behind, that it was in fact a delivery.

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That that person may have been escorted in by staff, may have left it in there, and it

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may have been some kind of delivery.

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Is that true?

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Is it going to turn out?

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I don't know.

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It's something that was told to me by someone.

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I can't think of another plausible theory.

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Ladies and gentlemen, if you manage to slip cocaine in the White House, obviously leaving

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fingerprints behind because you're not going to walk in there with gloves on, correct?

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You don't think agents are going to notice you walking in with rubber gloves on, turning

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a key with rubber gloves?

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You understand what that cubby is?

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It's right in front of a desk at the West Wing entrance where people are and and members

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of the military and the Secret Service.

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You think you're going to whip rubber gloves out?

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No one's going to notice.

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It is getting annoying for real.

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I know it is.

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I know it is.

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They know who did this.

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They don't want you to know, because once they find out, everybody's going to run to

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that person's house and they're afraid they're going to give up the fact that it was likely

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a drop off for a member of the Biden family.

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I want you to listen to this.

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This was a segment on Martha McCallum's show at the time.

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I don't know this guy that that well, but Martha McCallum interviewed a guy.

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He nailed this exact same thing I'm telling you about the fingerprints.

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This was a drop off, man.

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You think you're going to walk in and leave coke behind?

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If you got it in, you might as well keep it in your pocket.

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Why would you put it in a cubby?

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What are you, an asshole?

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You sneak it in, even if you had it by accident, and then you leave it in the White House with

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the evidence all over it?

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Really?

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Listen to this.

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Now we're hearing that you all aren't going to get any information on this investigation

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until later in the month.

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If the cocaine was found on a bag, doesn't it have fingerprints on it?

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And how long would it take to answer that question?

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Weeks?

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Days?

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Hours?

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Half an hour?

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You know, that's just, you know, Martha, that's a great question, because I asked several

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down in Texas.

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I asked some of our state troopers, Texas Rangers, and sheriffs, those kind of people

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who do this for a living for decades, and they all said to me that on very porous surfaces

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like bags and envelopes, you'll be able to determine within an hour if there's fingerprints

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on it.

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Within an hour.

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By my math, we're 192 hours from the time it was discovered, and yet we don't know because

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if there was no fingerprints, they could have told us immediately.

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So I suspect there are fingerprints, and you can run it through a database, and this was

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found where high-level aides and staffers are, so most of them were fingerprinted at

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one time or another, so they may or may not already know who it belongs to and aren't

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sharing it with us, and that's my greatest concern and worry.

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Yes, that rep from Texas, Fallon's not crazy.

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The law enforcement guys who told him that are absolutely right, folks.

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You lift a print like that, you have to understand that cubby is where a bunch of people are.

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There's no way you're sitting there, and you've got this cubby, you've got this, all right,

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pretend this is the bag.

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There's no way, like, you leave a bag behind.

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Why you would leave a bag of Coke behind, I still don't know, and then you're sitting

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there with your shirt like this, and then wiping down a key right in front of a uniformed

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division Secret Service guy, and you think nobody's going to call you out?

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Here's how I absolutely know the Biden team is freaked out about this story.

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The Secret Service director now has got to do a better job.

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They're going to decimate this agency, and I can't have that happen to a place I love.

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I'm not going to let you do it.

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Here's Corrine Jean-Pierre nearly lost her mind when they suggested it was a member of

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the Biden family, which says to me, dipsy-do-flipper-oo, it was definitely a drop-off for a member

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of the Biden family.

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Take a look.

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As you know, and media outlets reported this, the Biden family was not here.

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They were not here.

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They were at Camp David.

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They were not here Friday.

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They were not here Saturday.

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They were not here Sunday.

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They were not even here Monday.

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They came back on Tuesday.

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So to ask that question is actually incredibly irresponsible, and I'll just leave it there.

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OK.

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Which makes, by the way, the drop-off theory even more likely.

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Why would you have to drop it off if they were there?

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Dig?

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Hey, you got my stuff?

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Yeah, we left it in the box in the West Wing, number 50.

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I'll be back on Tuesday, Monday.

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Corrine Jean-Pierre's reaction says everything.

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Folks, we're living right now in a police state.

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Nearly every federal entity at this point has been corrupted at the top.

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We've got an opportunity in this next election to turn it around.

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I don't want you to be too negative on it.

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We do have an opportunity.

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If we lived in a full, full, full police state right now, I'd never be able to do a movie

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called Police State.

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I wouldn't even be able to do this broadcast.

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I'd be dead.

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Will they knock on my door?

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If we lose the next election, probably.

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We've already been spied on by them.

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That's a fact.

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You know that.

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If you FOIA the Ukrainian embassy, what they were doing with us.

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But they've been entirely corrupted.

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