Adam Devine: Medium Dick Energy (REVISIT) [VIDEO]

If you did watch it, you need to watch it again because it's fucking hilarious. When I had Adam Devine walk into the Dad Pad studio, I remember maybe 30 seconds before he pulled up. I was like, Wait, people always confuse him. And Adam Levine, the Maroon 5 man, let's make a fucking funny bit, and so Adam was down. We go upstairs to the Call Her Daddy studio and you guys are going to watch it.

I basically pretend that I'm sitting down with Adam Levine. While all of the drama of the cheating scandal was happening and the internet absolutely erupted. Some people were like, You're a fucking cunt, you little shit. This isn't funny. Other people thought it was funny. You know, humor is subjective.

You know, guys, like some people thought I was a fucking dick, some people thought it was fun. We had a good time. Adam is amazing.

And this episode had me fucking dying, laughing. So we're off to see the Wizard, but you are off to watch the Adam Devine episode. Have fun and we'll be back next week.

It's Adam Devine, not Adam Levine. Thank fucking God, thank fucking God.

Yeah, but see how that was kind of welcome to call her daddy.

You look at me and you laugh, because you're like, that's off, what's going on? She's like a human cartoon.

I'm going to just do this little intro that the world needs. Okay, Adam, welcome to call her daddy.

Here we go, Adam, welcome to call her daddy.

I'm like, I'm like a wizard with like a wizard staff of like beer cans taped together, you know? And, uh, I go up to him. I was all excited and was like, Adam Levine, I'm Adam Devine. He's like, Yeah, no, I know. And, uh, I'm like, I get Adam Levine all the time on Twitter, where people are like, at me, Adam Devine. But then say, is so hot, shirtless singing on set.

Like, I just went to his concert and I'm like, it happens to me all the time. I'm sure you get me sometimes too on Twitter, right? And he goes, literally, never, literally, never. I'm like, Okay, never, not even one time.

And he's like, So he is a fucking dick? Um, no, I love that sort of habit, like, Ah, but also invite me.

That's how I.

It was like the Baltimore, like their local news, their headline was Adam Divine cheats on pregnant wife and said, Adam Divine. And then I was getting so many people that were just DME me being, How fucking dare you? And then you look at their page and I'm like, this person does not follow me. They have, no, they are not workaholic fans.

They have not seen my movies like they truly were a maroon five fan and now hate me. On accident, like, somehow clicked the wrong thing and so it, it, ha, I was getting legitimately.

Dude, that's so fucking crazy because.

I probably shouldn't have given you a straw, but too much, too much work I'm doing over there.

You grew up in Nebraska, I did, I've never been to Nebraska. Most people have it okay.

What is a stereotype that people in Nebraska have that you think you defy?

Wow, I've never really, huh? So there's no stereotypes, so I feel like when they meet me, they're like, that's what you look like.

Yeah, well, I mean, I feel like I look like I'm from Nebraska. I'm like, you're like, Yeah, this guy eats steak, he eats corn a lot, you could tell he, he isn't off the carbs.

He's full carbo, loading with baked potatoes on the rag, right? like a white guy from Nebraska, he puts real butter on his potatoes, you know what?

I don't know what that phrase means.

So I think I must've had an accent, I don't think I have much of one anymore.

And I'm just so happy that I don't have the Philly accent. Do you know the Philly accent? It's atrocious.

It was like, right when Workaholics just came out. So we were like, Newly famous or whatever, and we like, went there on some sort of tour. And, uh, this guy, we were like, Gino's or Pat's cheesesteaks, like, what?

We're going to try both and we're in there. And some guy was like, Fuck you, you think you're cool? Oh, fucking Mr. Hollywood.

And I'm like, I'm going to have to fight a man. You're like, I just wanted a cheese and I'm not like a confrontational guy. So I'm like, I got to put up my dukes, I'm like, Do I call them dukes?

I don't know I'm going to get my ass kicked by this guy.

Like, why are we angry now? They're losing all the time and it's like, No, they're really angry. But it's such an aggressive mentality and it's a little scary. But what's scarier is, yes, the accent, like, Do you know what we call water? uh, like water?

Water water with a D. I'm going home to drink some water, you're going home to drink some water.

We say water, it's not, we say we do say, uh, like, mom, oh, like, mom, dad, mom. So it's like a mouth opening.

Yeah, it's like a like vowels, just like fall out of your mouth.

So Philly, love you all. shout out. But if you say water, it's fucking water. Yeah. One thing I love about you is that you do seem like you are entirely like, open about just putting yourself out there.

Like, you don't give a shit what people think, so can you give us some advice? For someone that's listening that's like, introverted, shy, a little insecure, like, how do you get to a place where you're like, I don't give a fuck what people think about me?

Like, it doesn't, I would say 99.5 of the time. It just doesn't matter like what that person thinks of you, they're not thinking about what you just said.

Like, they will you. My wife does this all the time, where she'll say something and then, like, I, she's like tossing and turning and she can't sleep. And I'm like, what's going on over there? I'm like, Are you okay? are you having, like, night convulsions?

And she's like, No, I said this thing that I shouldn't have said. And then I'm like, what? And then she'll tell me and I'm like, Oh, they don't. They're not thinking about that even a little bit, like they no one thinks about anyone else, we're only thinking.

At times, they're smarter, we're smarter, we're more tuned in. We should run the world.

However, it can be a deficit. When we're up at night, my boyfriend does the same thing. He's like, your legs are now like twitching, like, just tell me what happened, I don't know.

Can I tell you something? My wife has got to watch this podcast and be tossing and turning and be like, and I'm like, what's wrong? She's like, your legs? what were you saying with those legs? what?

My legs well.

When you're in person, when you're in person, you can't. And imagine a woman in a skirt and heels. Oh yeah, that's the moment where I say, I'm sorry you, you're going to figure it out, you got your pants on.

Yeah.

Oh, okay, okay, great. Um, let's talk about workaholics. Okay, to anyone that hasn't watched it, you live under a rock.

It's about three dudes in their twenties that live together and work together. How did you meet your co-stars and who came up with the?

And at the time, Blake, he has this like long, cool dude hair, and he had this like tiny little fro. And in high school, they called him afro fetus because he was so skinny with this tiny little afro. And uh, he really has blossomed as he's gotten older, cause he's like, considered like hot boy.

Now, uh, but he was homely as fuck back then. I'm looking at you, Blake, and uh, and I just thought he was so funny. So afterwards it was weird, cause it was like I was sort of like hitting on my friend, you know where? Like. I remember, like my other buddy was like, what's going on over there?

Cause I came up to him a little nervous, like, Hey, what's up? Uh, if you'd be down for it, uh? It'd be cool. If perhaps me and you could get together and write some comedy bits together. And Blake's like, Yeah, I think that'd be cool, man, you know?

And, uh, and then I moved up to California, up to L.A. from Orange County about a year later, and met Anders at the second City. UH, which is a improv school, I can imagine being in an improv class.

And there's always, like a businessman who's just like the funny guy in the office. And then there's like, 12 true lunatics who are just like the psychotic aunt who's just like. They say, I'm funny and you're like, Yeah, my god lady. And then there's, uh, like, maybe two normal people who you'll end up seeing later on in life.

Like, I know like, uh, like. Eric Andre was in an improv class of mine back in the day, and then all the Workaholics guys and Jillian Bell, who was on Workaholics.

Like, we couldn't air it.

And we're like, Well, it's not about that, he just doesn't want to have his penis. And that was like a real battle that we had for a while, but we ended up winning and the show was very funny. We did another episode where, um, we go to our neighbor's house and they're having a Pride party, and we think it's pride fighting, like UFC, like pride fighting.

Uh, but there are a group of gay men having a pride party and we go there and then, uh, we get blackout drunk and we pass out. And we wake up in the in their bed. And I wake up and I think I have jizz on my face and I'm like, Oh my god, uh. I think we fucked each other and then the two gay guys were like, you guys were really, you guys were going at each other. You guys were fucking each other a lot last night.

And so we go through that entire episode and we, like, are reeling with this. And then at the end of the day, we're like, I'm glad if I were to fuck a man, it was you. And we're together, and we're like, and we're together. And then we go back to the to him. And we're like, wearing rainbow shirts now, and we're like, we're out and we're proud.

We fuck each other now, and, uh, the guy's like, Oh, we were kidding with you. It was toothpaste we put on your face and we're like, was it? I wonder why my jizz was minty, fresh. And then we were like, if that's pushing the envelope, you know, but we like, we're up for.

So I think he would say, and I'm like, Yeah, well, Anders has a stick up his ass and he thinks he's better than everyone else. And the character, though, the character. Did you guys get in a lot of fights or? No? No, not really. I mean, we're, we're kind of like, we're brothers. I feel so like we get in fights. But at the end of the day, you're like, all right, should we go get milkshakes or whatever?

Like, how did it all come to be? I was shooting the second.

And I was like, you know, I don't have time to go audition right now, like, I'm doing my show. And it was really precious. About workaholics and they're like, just go, the producer's like, you just go.

So I went on my lunch break from workaholics and, like, went down and auditioned. And I thought it was a baseball movie. And I see all these hot ass dudes singing and I'm like, you're not going to get the baseball movie singing fucking pussy. And then I go in and it turns out it's not a baseball movie at all. And I had to. Then I'm quickly learning the sides and I'm like, this isn't baseball at all. And I go in and I do the audition and they asked me what song I prepared and I didn't prepare a song.

So I'm like, I didn't prepare a song, take it or leave it, and they're like, leave it. Well, you have to sing. It's a singing movie, and I'm like, it's like, sing whatever pops into your head.

And the first song, Swear to God, that popped into my head was whatever happened to Predictability, The Milkman, The Paper Boy, The Evening TV, which is the full house theme song. And they're like, love, they loved it. And and I left, and my agent calls. I was like, What do you think? and I'm like, I don't know. I morphed into like an 80 year old jazz singer.

Like, I don't think I'm going to get the I'm not, cause we have to sing like Rihanna and shit. I'm like, I didn't prove that I can sing. And then like, Oh, well.

It was just like, they're just.

Yeah, whoever that man is. Wow, Okay, so that's also great that you thought it was a baseball movie.

Read the headline and go got it. I think it goes to my sort of mantra of nothing matters.

Did you know that you were passionate about singing and Acapella before Pitch perfect?

So like, I don't, you know, some people like, are, are just like, can, just like. They're just naturally a good dancer. They like, I can just sing, which, by the way, was so funny. I've always known I could sing. I've had, like, choir teachers in high school be like, you should join the swing choir, and I'm like, I want girls to like me.

Uh, I'm like, No, thank you, and, uh, my, I called my dad. When I booked Pitch Perfect, I'm like, Dad, I booked this like studio movie, Universal's making it, and he's like, Oh my God.

Yeah, man, nice. So what is it? And I go. It's called Pitch Perfect Baseball movie.

Cool, and I'm like, not a baseball movie, it is, uh, it's a singing acapella movie. And he goes, But you can't sing worth shit? and I go, Yeah, I can sing.

I'm a good, I'm a pretty good singer. And he goes, bullshit, I'm like, All right, well, I'm going to do in this movie. And he goes, I'd find a way to get out of that one and I'm like, I'm, I'm doing it.

But what would be your go-to karaoke song? Full house? I don't like karaoke.

That, to me, is what that is now and now. Sometimes, like, it'll be like 3 a.m and we're at someone's house and they bust out a karaoke machine. I'll get up there and try to sing. Don't Stop Believing or some bullshit, but like.

There's more in there, okay, there's more.

Last month or two months ago, we had John Mayer on and he did kind of like a Christmas song, right? giving us a little Christmas cheer. So I was wondering if you would be interested in auditioning for the Call Her Daddy 4th of July The Song episode. All right Here we go, okay?

Silence, quiet, on set.

Which essentially is America. Yeah, monster trucks, golden retrievers, lifted trucks, a lot of trucks, a lot of trucks should have stopped earlier. That was fucking phenomenal. You got the job.

I think I was the only one to audition for it.

Number one, telling your friend that you don't like.

You might lose your friend forever. But, uh, what they're going to do is I've done this before. Where they, like, left their partner and you're like, thank God, she saw dude, and then they get back together and then they get married, and you're like, I was kidding.

Dude, I'm a comedian, what? Never invited over to the house?

Yeah, I think it's great. Okay, what do you think about Roadhead?

Like, and then it's more for the thrill of it. Yeah, like, as I've gotten older, it's less appealing.

And we had him season one, he was 19.

And I'm like, this kid must have a huge cock, just something about him. He's wiry, those long wiry guys sometimes got a big old wang.

Uh, and then that was kind of the whole topic of conversation on set, like, we're all staring at this young boy.

Gauging the size of his Johnson. How do you feel about talking to your Uber drivers? It's a slippery slope. I've had a Uber driver who realized who I was and drove me to their house, cause he was on the way to my house.

I'm not really knowing where we're going, cause I'm in a new city. It was a house that I rented. So I'm like, kind of zoned out in the back. And we pull up and their her family comes out and I'm like, where, where are we? I look up from my phone and she's just like, You don't mind, do you?

And I'm like, Uh, you can't say yes, because you're you're stuck there at their house now, so you're like, No, so I'm. Then I get out of the car, a photo op, one of their neighbors comes over, I take photos with them and their family. And then I get back in the car. And she takes me to my house. Now and then when we pull up, she goes, Hmm, so this is where you live?

So it can really turn sideways on you, yeah.

A little too much. Yeah, I was like, covering up my watch, I'm like, No, she's like, Sure, it's a nice house.

You're renting any valuables in there? No, no valuables here. You're like, I'm only here for actually a couple hours. I'm moving locations, I'm actually moving houses to a small studio apartment.

It's a banger. Yeah, that one is that there's, yeah, then, yeah, I think, yeah, there he's.

I don't know if we've ever had someone say that on call her daddy before. I'm here for for first, I can already see the headline, Yeah, Adam Devine says sex on the first.

Spin out of control, Adam, what did you say? My publicist just calls me shaking, I don't know, I love that.

You showed up alone here? Yeah, what am I going to do? Yeah, show up with, well, you know what?

I worked at the U.H. Improv Comedy Club when I was like 20 to like 22.

Yeah, and uh, all the coolest guys showed up alone, the like really famous guys, and they'd show up with like a gang of people. They were less cool. But like Chris Rock, who was one of the most famous comedians, would show up just by himself.

And I was like, That's, that's how I someday.

But then it. But then it's like, as soon as I have to talk to them, normally, they're like, there's a different guy in there, there's not the cool squinty.

I think it was better than I've ever seen the actual originals.

Like, you had to keep, you couldn't be doing that shirtless with a group of friends and posting it somewhere and not getting like major backlash from that. So, like, kind of cool that kids are so comfortable being like, super cringy and weird on the internet, that it's. But for sure, they're back at that in like four years. And be like, Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm trying to, like, get a job now. And they're like, future employer looks, and they're like, Oh, you were the squinty eyed, licking lip elbows out, doing weird dance.

TikTok Dance kid, you're hired, you're a genius. my god, you're plugged in. I agree with you.

I don't think that.

Now, you know, someone made that poor choice and made their kid chance, and then we're like, and it's not original enough. Add a 10 to it. Chanston.

Hey, all the Chanstons listen, you know, those are like a dozen Chanstons that are listening right now. Like, Oh shit, they're talking about me with her tiny little butthole mouse. Oh my god, what?

Talking about me on call her daddy, What the fuck is this? You've seen those TikTok dances right where they're like, Is that the move?

Yeah, are you on TikTok? A lot? No, I've only. I only see. Uh, well, by the way, I feel like I'm not on it enough for the algorithm to know me. So I've. I've been on it like two or three times, and every time I'm like, yeah.

But I want to because my Instagram algorithm is embarrassing. What is it? It's just like my wife is like Jesus Christ when she sees my like page. It's just like swollen beefcake dudes. Just from like working out tips, so like I look at, so like this is like I steal workouts from like these beefy, hunky dudes.

Right, uh, cause I'm like, Oh, it would be kind of cool to look.

Your wife is stunning. how did you guys meet and how did you ask her out?

Yeah, and I didn't have to lick my lips even once. Um, no. We were flying to New Orleans and like we've stated earlier, I don't read emails. So I didn't know that she. We were in the same movie and so we were sitting next to each other.

She recognizes me, I don't know her, I just think she's a beautiful woman sitting next to me. I have a girlfriend at the time.

I'm actively not trying to talk to this girl. I'm like, so she's keeps chatting on me and I'm like, God, am I hot as shit today? Like, what is happening? Like, why is she all into me?

And I'm like, Oh God, man. And so I play Fruit Ninja on my iPad for four hours straight. My hands hurt from just swiping, doing combos with fruit. And she was, she was like, Oh, this guy. And then we landed.

And then I see they like the guy with a sign with your name on it, the the the driver went at baggage claim. And she has one too. And then my friend Nina Dobrev, who's also in the movie, who I know her and and she had a sign. And I'm like, Oh, we're all in this movie together. And Chloe Bridges. My wife was like, Yeah, what did you think? and I'm like, I'm so sorry.

I had no idea and I felt embarrassed. I'm like, let's all just ride in the same car together and get to know each other. Going to Baton Rouge, cause we were shooting in Baton Rouge. And it's like a 45 minute drive from New Orleans. And we go and Chloe's from New Orleans and she goes, let's get drive-through daiquiris, which is a thing there.

Yeah, it's the best. And, uh, we went through. And, like Nina, to her credit, was like, playing it cool. It was like, I'll take a couple of little sample sizes, see, see, what I like, you know? And so she has, like a few little ones that she's sipping.

And then Chloe goes, I'll take the 38 ounce party starter and I'm like.

I'm like, I love this girl. Uh, yeah, we. And so then when did you break up with that past girlfriend a few weeks later? and then and then we started to date? But I hadn't been single in like years, so then I, like, was single for awhile and felt like I had to be single.

And then after, like, however many months, six months or something. Chloe was like, You either have to call me your girlfriend or we have to stop doing this. And I'm like, Okay, and you're my girlfriend.

When you guys moved in together, did you have to kick any like?

So like, uh, fleshlight, the like the it's like molded after, like porn stars, vaginas or or whatever. Sent me 25 of them so I didn't know what to do with them. So for a while, I was like, giving them away as like kind of gag gifts, but then I like, gave like two or three away. And then like, I was like, I don't want to be known as the fleshlight guy who just has like a treasure trove of these. So then I just stuck it in a closet, but like, they're all insane fleshlights.

They're like alien fleshlights and like, yeah, like alien vaginas, and like monster pussies, and like the weirdest things. So I, I, it's in my closet. And I came home one day. And she was like, kind of being weird, and I'm like, what's up? She's like, Uh, I think I have to talk to you. I'm like, Wait, what's going on?

And she's like, What's, do you have, like, a thing for aliens? and I'm like, What? And she's like, Do you like, Are, are you into monsters? And I'm like, What are you talking? You're weirding me out right now?

And then she pulled out like 15 alien pussies, and I'm like, I can see how this looks weird. She's like, This is what I'm talking about, and then she's like, Well, let's let's throw them away, and I'm like, we should keep two.

For not for use, they could keep them in the box, but like, they are hilarious, right? Just in case, just in case you need to bust it out of tardy. Or you meet someone who you're like, this would be the funniest gift for them. I agree.

So you kept them, too, We kept an alien and a monster. Did you ever give them away? We still have them. I should have brought them here.

And it's like, you guys have a great dynamic. Did you guys ever get to, like ad lib in that movie at all together?

And, uh, and then it ended up being like a bigger, bigger story.

No.

ADAM No, oh no, I feel like that's the only word I could say in Australian speak. They say, like, no, with an r, okay?

I got it okay.

Hello.

Sort of British hello, it's me Rebel Wilson. I'm the lead singer of The Beatles.

Because I know you obviously have your podcast, but like, are you doing any new film?

That's a spinoff of my character from Pitch Perfect. And Season one is super fun. It's on Peacock now, and then we're doing a second season. Um, with uh, Jamila, Jamil and Sarah Highland, uh, who was my uh, co-star in Modern family? and then, uh, Fleula Borg, who's super funny.

And then, uh, I was going to do a Workaholics movie, but then Paramount Plus pulled the plug.