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On today's part in my take, we have week four in the N.F.L. starting to figure some things out who's good, who's bad. Max and PFT had a hell of a game.

It was a great game.

Hank is going to join me in the quarterback wilderness, even though Justin Fields actually played well. Today. We have a lot to talk about and we're going to get to all the games. Who's back of the week? Maybe a little Ryder Cup, which was great.

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Welcome to part of my take. Today is Monday, October 2nd, Week 4..

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We start in western New York, where the bills wasted the dolphins. Speaking of wasted bills, my former friend Nicky Smokes makes $100,000 a year. Gabe Jefferson Davis didn't keep it civil and said, Suck my Dixie as he drew first blood for an Ely lead Brack. Stonewall Barrios tried to respond, but things went south, granting Buffalo a huge win.

Yeah, boom.

No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo bills.

And it's officially spooky season as Sam Halloween hooked up with Desean, Dippin Dotson and Brian Robinson Jr. Mints Jalen Hershey's was straight off his huge payday, where he got lots and lots of hundred grands trace Milky Way looked more ready for shanksgiving.

Hey, boom. I tuned into the barstool gambling cave for overtime and I thought I was watching Oppenheimer because all I saw was a fat man and a little boy.

Assault, Teej assault. In ovo time, Drake Elliott had the Jumbotron shit poppin, as he said, Imagine if I never hit the Poteskis? Nailing a 54 yarder for the win. Eagles 34..

Across the pond, everyone woke up with a raging morning. Woody as King Arthur Smith went to battle with the Saxonville Jaguars. I saw a speedy wide receiver walking around the end zone. Awoooo. Drake Werewolves of London had a huge score in Zevon and British Falcons fans are saying send solicitors muskets and pounds.

We head back to stateside, where the Panthers first overall pick doesn't look a thing like Jesus. But he was drafted like a ghetto man, like you imagined when you saw Bryce Young. I got skull, but I'm not a scolger. I got skull, but I'm not a scolger. As the Panthers, led by Frank Mr. Rikeside, fall to 0-4, killing their season once and for all.

In Chicago, where the Comets didn't look feeble as he hauled in one touchdown and another, another another. But the tank will continue in Chicago. The Bears were up early, but Russell Wilson looked into the future and said, I'm daddy now. And speaking of good parents. Jaleel McClory Laughlin paid for admission to the end zone, making it one win in a rowing.

Hope this one's a backup.

Broncos 31, Bears 28..

Down to Texas, where I think it's time to pronouns Dallas the best team in the N.FC as they beat the Thatriots. And Ezekiel Elliott. Page, who wasn't used to all those balls as he got stuffed by a Cowboys D. That said, do you know who we are? Ironically, Mack Jones should have been aborted. Some of those throws QBs used to be able to throw v.

Thanks to our correspondent Nick for that one. Back up north, to Indianapolis, where Puka Doncic made the Colts defense look very Slovenly, Slovenly. Jared Fogletree had 426 foot-longs of receiving yards but was thankfully locked up late in the fourth.

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As Mr. Los Angeles, as every key, worked, letting himself into the end zone twice on Sunday and the Rams take one in overtime. Rams 29, Colts, 23, Whoop.

Out west, to San Francisco, where the Arizona Cardinals looked like the Phoenix Suns in the 2020 bubble. Getting 40. DS shoved down their throat as McCaffrey scored again and again, and again, and again. Josh Calvin and Dobbs was a paper tiger after last week, as the Cardinals got sent back to the funny Papers brock. Purdy deeds and his contracts Cheap, Purdy deeds and his contracts cheap. It's a breath of fresh air turning the A..C.

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Okay, week 4 in the books we are for everyone who's following along at home. We're going to go through every game, but right now we are watching Taping during the Chiefs-Jets Sunday night game. 5 minutes left in the third quarter and Taylor swift. This is her second football game she's ever been to. She probably thinks that Zach Wilson is the greatest quarterback of all time because he is outplaying Patrick Mahomes.

It's two things one, she probably thinks that Zach Wilson is a God, two, she probably thinks that Patrick Mahomes stinks.

It's crazy if you had someone just sit down in this, watch this game and said, No prior knowledge. Who's the best quarterback in the world? Zach Wilson looks like that guy right now. Yeah, I need the swifties.

To make a big enough stink to get Patrick Mahomes traded off the Chiefs. Yes, that would be great. Yes, also, my husband cannot throw and catch the ball at the same time.

Also, Jake, I think you might have to look this up because our guy Stadthold just texted me this. The chiefs are going for the or they might have already gotten, or sorry. The Jets have already gotten the cycle of scoring. They scored a touchdown, touchdown, field goal, safety and touchdown with the two point.

Way, this game, that's what they should call Taylor Swiss Virginia Defense Specialty.

They need to block a, they need to block an extra point for for another two, that would.

Actually be perfect, yeah, get a return touchdown, maybe mix it all in there, yeah.

Distraction She's sucking all the energy, energy out of Patrick Mahomes, I just.

Love I love the word distraction because you can just throw it out there for anything. But I do think that if there was going to be a distraction, probably be like, the most famous person in the world. Dating your tight end well.

We're obviously joking a little bit, but at the same time, if you're a Chiefs fan and let's, we'll update this game after it goes final. So maybe it's fine, maybe the Chiefs ended up winning by 14. Whatever. But you got to have a little small part of your brain being like, Hey, can we just play football and not do every single game? Be like the biggest thing ever? Because Taylor Swift's at the game.

Them up. I would be showing out cause Blake Lively's there if I think she should be in Blake of the Year.

Next year, if I were a Chiefs fan guy or girl, I would just come out and be like, Yeah, me and Travis Kelsey fucked last night. There's.

There's definitely the element of if you lose, everything smells bad, and if you win, everything smells great. Yeah, and so if you lose, sneaking out on your team when your curfew is. Will. Compton said to go bang Taylor Swift at her apartment in Manhattan the night before Big Game. His hips look a little tired.

Tired big cat. Yeah, he was working overtime. Uh, this also has to just be so confusing for Taylor Swift.

Rogers tonight is in a no win situation either, cause they they keep showing them he's in Woody's box tonight. Yeah, and Jimmy Butler.

Still, yeah, I don't understand that, uh, but if he is like, I said, I've said it. If Aaron Rogers plays football in this season, I will buy whatever drugs and every weird thing that he does immediately.

We're going to do horoscopes on this show before.

Every, every pod we're going to be listening to Dolphins fuck just going to be a low ambient noise underneath the entire podcast would be dolphins fucking. Yeah, so we'll restore every awl while they listen to us have incorrect takes.

Yeah, I mean, at that point, you can't argue.

With success, no, or science, yeah.

His science, his science, his science.

Might be his science, might be, that's what I'm saying. I will. I will essentially just my entire life. I'll be like, you know what, I was wrong, his science.

A Liza, the son's girl, to come to the studio and suck the vaccine out of all of us.

Oh man, the jets are, they're running all over him. Uh, okay, let's do some games and we will update at the end. Memes is watching right now.

Booger Look really short, though, for some reason. Yeah, how tall is your friend Drew Jake? He's actually pretty tall. Oh so, he's that much.

But it was, uh, it was actually good. I mean, my, I did have a moment where my kids were start. Where they're rooting, I bet on the Jaguars, they're rooting for the Falcons. And I was like, Stop, I'm gonna turn this off right now, like we're never watching this again.

Watching NFL football as an NFL fan, as a not a casual as somebody that was here before. All these new pop culture crossovers, do you feel like the NFL selling out? is the NF.L. selling out?

Right now for the Taylor Swift, Yes, for the kids I'm cool with, cause it's just like a way for me to be like, Oh yeah, we're going to do this as a family.

We're indoctrinating the youth too, which is always good. And slinky. The dog as the as the chains on the sideline, that was awesome.

And the claw, the claw placing the.

Ball I love that. I also love Booger making an ayahuasca reference, probably the first time that's been done on Disney, yes.

No, Desmond Ritter sucks, Desmond Ritter sucks. Uh, it's, it's the truth. Like the Falcons are built a certain way, that you can't have a quarterback throw interceptions and it is painful to watch their offense. Sometimes because B. John Robinson was phenomenal again, but Kyle Pitts is essentially.

Doing cardio, he might be the best decoy.

Of all time, he's just running routes to air, like, does he even take a?

Shower after the game? Probably not. He comes home from practice, from or from a game, and, uh, his family's like, Yo, did you even play today? Your jersey is pristine white, right?

Yeah, it sucks for him, cause he'll just like, he'll break someone's ankles and then the ball will never be thrown his way. And it's like, Okay, well, at least I proved that I'm good. I think we got to watch the.

All 22 and see how many, how many times a game he's actually double covered. Because that's what, that's what, like the diehard Cal Pitt supporters will say, like, he's being covered the entire time. He's a decoy and then he opens other things up. If he's opening other stuff up for the for the offense. They're not hitting it, it's not working.

And it's just it's. It's maddening to watch the Falcons offense when it's when it's feeling like that. As for the Jaguars, I I expected them to have this type of game because it was kind of embarrassing last week. Start one and two. They're now home in London, they feel at home, they get to stay there for an entire week.

What this game proved was that I think the Jaguars will be just fine. I think they're going to be very good when it counts and they'll be fighting for a playoff spot. I don't know if Pete Prisco is correct in saying that they're going to make it to the Superbowl, but they're a good team.

Yeah, and Calvin Ridley TD revenge prop, Uh, he probably cashed it actually. Yeah, there are like a million places to bet.

You can you bet on on sports if you're in the NFL, if you're overseas.

I think he probably could just walk down the street and do it. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, the Jaguars feel like they're back.

Ish, who do they play next week? So wait.

It builds, Oh yeah, that's right in London.

Are we sure? Does Desmond Ritter truly, truly suck, or is he just good enough to keep the Falcons from drafting in like the top five and having them draft his replacement? No, he sucks, he sucks, he sucks.

No, I think you need to go to Taylor Honey, I think Taylor, Honey Key. I don't know if Taylor Honey Key wins this game. Because, like I said, the Falcon or the Jaguars looked pretty good, especially offensively. Like Trevor Lawrence, making good plays, good decisions, but he would have at least kept it closer the back.

To back interceptions kills you, especially when one of those is a pick six. I think so, Taylor Honey Key actually might be that quarterback that I'm describing right now. A guy that's always going to be good enough to never put you in a position to draft his replacement, yes.

That the Falcons, and again, they're two and two, so it's not. I mean, they were underdogs in this game, their season. Still, the NFC South, they can still be live in because they've only played one NFC South game, they won it against the Panthers. But if you are thinking, hey, this is like an eight and nine team, nine and eight team, maybe winning the NFC South? I think you have to. You have to make a decision. Because Desmond Ritter has, he has a ceiling, and somehow his floor has gotten worse.

Because he he used to not throw interceptions, and now he's throwing picks all the time, yeah.

Okay, next?

Up, Do you think there are any British Falcons fans?

Yeah, there's gotta be a couple like.

That route for, like, English football, so there's gotta be a English national team and also our Falcons fans.

Let's think about it because there's definitely the NFL started this whole, let's go to London all the time. What, like, 15, 20 years ago, feels like the Falcons or the Jaguars played 10 games there. Yeah, the first five and five, the.

First overseas game, I believe, was in Mexico. Yes, and then they went, that was like 2005 2006, and then they went to London. Probably, I'm going to guess like 2007 2008, so my point is.

The Falcons, they went to a Superbowl, they had Matt Ryan, Michael Vick in there. Somewhere like that tells you that at least some people picked up the Falcons. But I would love to just do a long form, maybe maybe for grit. We can just go find the best English Jaguars fans, yeah.

In England, I wonder have a Blake Bortles tattoo?

Oh, definitely, be sick, hopefully one of our listeners.

Respect a British fan that became a Falcons fan, for sure. Yeah, like you had opportunities to choose the Packers, could chosen the Patriots, you could have front run.

Picked up the Georgia Bulldogs as well. Yeah, yeah, okay. Next up Bills 48, Dolphins 20. An absolute ass kicking a couple things.

To me was the story today. Josh was obviously awesome, he was, he was really, really good. And for all the people that wanted to talk window, there was a lot of window talk going on after week one. Is this, is this the end of the Bills Championship window?

This week, I think he's starting practice.

This week, Yeah, so he's starting practice this week. I think he could maybe be back this weekend. The bills are going to get better.

And they were doing, and the bills were doing what I mean, cause they have elite defensive players. They were essentially, you know, good linebackers. They were saying, we're not going to give to his first read, we're going to get, you know. Like, they had a good pass rush with four and you can see the timing got disrupted for the Dolphins. And they didn't have those big, insane plays, like I don't think they had one play that they did.

I think the moral here is you can throw out all your offensive stats from whenever you play against the Broncos. Yeah, it's just a well, let's keep some, okay, we'll tell you what we'll keep.

Two weeks ago. We'll keep those losses. No, yeah, okay, all right, we'll keep.

This this week and then we'll keep two weeks ago those stats, yeah, cause those were, those are different games, but all Broncos defensive stats. Away from the Mickey Mouse Stadium, where only one team is in the sun and the others in the shade, those are the ones that will, that will keep.

The rest will throw away. And just as much as I actually think that the bills losing the Jets week one was actually good for the bills because it woke them up. After, you know, a terrible playoff loss they come into the season. What's going to be this team? what is this team going to look like?

I think the Dolphins were still tired from running against the Broncos last week. That's probably warm out. And we should also say that the, uh, the bills are three. And oh, ever since their fan got high on LSD and fell into the stadium covered in shit facts, so numbers never lie. I also love that the.

BILLS Uh, listen to us because we are the smartest football minds in the world. And they have a intermediate passing game now. Because they're the Dalton Kincaid and Dawson Knox as a one, two. As tight ends they were, they were great and and that like part of their game, cause they still had the big place. Stephon digs That was very funny when the dolphins were like, we'll just not tackle you.

Had the best touchdown celebration of the day. When he grabbed the two beers and stone cold them, smashed them together. Probably got so wet every time I see that. I just pictured dads across America being like, put your mouthpiece in. Stefan. Oh, I dangles down, like to his numbers, that thing hangs down.

Wouldn't say that, I think they would say, that's that's $35 worth of beer. Yeah, like you, I paid, you know, a hundred dollars for parking, $300 for tickets. You can't take family afford to a game anymore.

Digs is going to steal your beer. You just wasted that.

Beer? What are you doing, Diva? Wide receiver tomorrow? Hamlin played, too, that was cool.

Yeah, yeah, well, his, his clone.

Yes, clone played, his clone played, uh, but no, that was cool.

That he was back out there, it was, Yeah, very classy. Jake, I got a question for you.

Of you, Yeah, I mean, I would have preferred a more competitive outcome because getting crushed is tough. But you look at the schedule, home against the Giants, home against the Panthers, and then a date with Max in Philly. So the Dolphins should get some momentum back and be five and one heading into that.

Date with Max Yeah, so when do you play the bills again? Uh, week?

18.

Game for them, you might also. That's a good time of year to have that game down Miami.

January Seven, Yeah, I mean, it's gonna be like 50 or 60 degrees. Yeah, you'd.

Rather do that than go on the road to Buffalo in January and play them.

Yeah, definitely, I wanted revenge of the snowballs today, but didn't happen now. Also, the Bill Stadium just looks like so much fun when it's nice, yeah.

You got to appreciate the sun, yeah, you got to get your son minutes, there's just a couple of.

Those like, uh, fan shots where a guy like a big guy with a Buffalo wing hat on, yeah, he looks like a lobster. You're like, that guy's fucking. He's living his life because he knows it's gonna.

Suck, yeah, I actually find myself thinking that way. In Chicago, like every day, where it's 80, I'm like, I gotta get my son and I'm probably not gonna see it until March. Yeah, and yeah.

Well, April, but yeah, and actually, uh, but yeah, that the bills, the bills are back to what we thought. Yeah, they look very, very good. And, uh, the dolphins, would you, Jake? Who are the Giants Panthers? Giants Panthers, home home?

And walked off, Yeah, we don't have to get into that right now. A lot of things are set in the battle.

Well, actually, I have the familiar with the clip max.

Took my moves. I was calling him little boy all day, I was saying we were playing big boy football. I patted Max on the head and then Max patted me on the head.

Well, let's just let people hear.

Missed it? nope, got it. Fuck yeah, Dr.

All right, yeah, that was said. A lot of things are said that he'd battle. I don't necessarily hold it against Max.

Also Max, we kind of egged him on because we've been calling him a pussy for not slapping Stephen Che when he wished injury on. Jalen hurts because Max has been talking. You know, Max does his philly thing where he's like, that would never happen in Philadelphia. And we told him today you can't really say that anymore. Yourself personally, because you had the chance to be a Philadelphia Scumbag fan and you didn't do. It, turned his back.

You've changed, you got soft. I should have punched my co-worker in the face while I was at work, I would have.

Not if Dave or Erica had said something after. I'd have been like, No, Max had every right to do that you were.

Defending your guy, I should have, I should have defended my guy, that's on me, that's on me.

You're on the road.

Your name's Riverboat, Ron, and you'll go for two there. We had no business winning that game, while everybody wrote us off ahead of time. We get down, we score a great last-second pass to Jahan Dotson and then just go for two. You got two yards. I can live with losing if we go for two on the road at the Eagles.

And their defense was gassed because Sam Howell had two touchdown drives in the fourth quarter, like Sam Howell. That was a great bounce-back game for him because he had a terrible, terrible game against the Bills. And you're hoping that that doesn't turn into two bad games. He looked like, composed, confident, all those things against a very good defensive line from the Eagles and, yeah, brought him down, scored that last touchdown. I agree with you, PFT.

Go for two, be a winner, try to win it on the road. House money, it's also.

Like such an easy way. I know this might be old cliche. I don't know what the analytics are, but you can easily tell the fan base. And I would buy this up in a second. We're over a touchdown, underdogs on the road. Yeah, go win the game.

Right now, yeah, we had a chance to win the game right then. Now I'm not going to complain about the officiating, however.

Might have been more.

Yeah, it was probably a full second, he was past the defensive line almost by the time the ball was snapped. I would never blame officiating for a loss. There's a lot more that goes into it, but we would have won the game if it wasn't for that call. What about the tush-push earlier in the game, where the nose tackle was touching the football and they called an off?

Line of scrimmage. That's why I didn't take any notes.

Jason Kelsey moved the ball on top of Deron Payne's hand. As the center, you're allowed to adjust the football. You can pick it up and put it on the defensive tackle's hand. If the defensive tackle's hand is on the line of scrimmage, then yes. It seemed like bullshit to me.

I'm just fired back to your excuse.

First of all, you were talking about tearing an opponent's ACL last week, now you're making excuses for your team.

Wrong gaslighting?

Gaslighting Alright, Max. I will say this. It was a good game. If you like football, This was a good football game. That's what I was going to say.

Do you question about that? And I agree it was a very fun game. But are you a little worried about the Eagles defense? Was it two fourth quarter drives?

Yeah, the defense.

Jalen Carter.

I mean, Jalen Carter's a great player. The defensive line didn't put the pressure on that. I was hoping that they were going to today, but the positive is Jalen Hurt's best game of the year, for sure. People were saying, regression, regression, regression.

It was a good game, it was a very fun game and great moments between the two of you, little U small.

Big time Zach Wilson play.

James is hurting right now.

For a while I thought Billy was right, I thought. Zach Wilson sealing Patrick Mahomes with Patrick Mahomes in this game.

You can build off this. If you're Zach Wilson, you looked a lot more confident in this offense than you've ever looked. Okay, so Max, you feel okay? 4-0??

I will not apologize.

For being 4-0.

That's fair.

They are, they're one of the best teams in the NFC.

What are the three best?

Commanders, Eagles, cowboys, Eagles, cowboys are going to be biblical this year, It's going to be great. Do you play the 49ers? Yes.

You know that we have that gauntlet in the middle of the season.

Oh yeah, that's when you've got to buy. On the Eagles, we'll get to the 49ers. Because updating our what is it, skip Bayless or Colin Coward? Who does the if the Super Bowl was played today, skip?

Oh, not mine. No, I got the bills. Oh, you have the bills. Yeah, niners. They had a little scare against the birds.

Played the Rams, they played the Steelers, they played the Giants. Yeah, but they're killing people.

They're killing them. Yeah, it's easy to kill bad teams, okay?

Sunday night Niners to Cowboys Alright. ooh, whose line is it anyway for that? Cowboys at Niners?

Five and a half, it's actually 40 minutes outside San Francisco.

Santa Clara.

I'm going to say it's niners, four and a half.

Three and a half ooh.

That's going to be a great game, great game, niners, niners, niners.

My model just said four, so that's a half a point of value. Yeah, okay. Next up, Titans 27, Bengals three.

At home now, right? So it might just be a home versus away thing. Yeah, that new turf, it looked like Tractor. Seto's season got started today. He was running through people, punched people in the necks, stiff arms.

Good, and yeah, and the Titans defense was lights out today, they had the best.

Celebration Today Did you see the drumline? Yes, all 11 guys went on the field and did a drumline celebration. It was fucking sick.

Outside of the first drive by the Bengals, which was a field goal drive, they didn't let any other drive until garbage time go.

For more than 30 yards. Yeah, so if you're a Bengals fan, you're probably thinking, panic button right now, I think you're hitting the panic button.

Can be true at the same time, and we are friends with Joe Burrow. We love Joe Burrow, but two things can be true at the same time. He's injured.

Ask like, is it worth it for him to be playing? There's like two things that go into it one is he better than the alternative?

I don't know right now.

It's close, I know, because he is, and people are gonna be like, you're making excuses for him. It's just a fact that he's injured and he's playing and he can't move.

You can see the way that he moves in the pocket. It's not the same. JoE BURROW Yeah, like, if you.

Were to tell me Joe burrow six weeks from now with, like, full rest if he didn't play football at all. If he were to go out on the field and look a lot better than he does right now, yes, he would look way better. But the fact is he's injured, it's his decision to play through it, so we have to judge him on that and he stinks right now.

Yeah, no, I really would, because I don't think it's just not good right now, like it doesn't look good, it doesn't look fluid. He's not able to make the same throws.

Have a diva wide receiver watch on our hands here we do our chase. After the game. They asked him if he was open. He goes, I'm always fucking open.

Dude's waffle house, so I he's always open. I don't think that Jamar Chase, Jamar Chase is frustrated. One in three. I do think Jamar Chase and Joe Burrow are good friends. I also think Jamar Chase probably really wants his new contract.

Paid well. The thing is like, okay, when we talk about Diva wide receivers, we're saying that we want more.

Diva wide receivers. People get confused.

We want more diva wide receivers because we miss having the real psychos out there that just like, take their helmets off and quit at halftime. And the true.

Diva wide receivers are also the best wide receivers in the league. Yes, that's true, they get that because it's like, guess what, you get to say these things because you are unstoppable. Jamar Chase is unstoppable.

And we said, I'm open, I'm always open. uh, I'm always fucking. I'm always apologized, I'm always fucking open, yes.

Yeah, and t Higgins to get hurt, which which obviously hurt them. Uh, but no, the Bengals were never winning this game. I really do think, who do the Bengals have coming up?

Win well, cause now you can't play it around with any games that you could possibly lose against beatable teams, right? But if you put out.

Joe Burrow And he's hurt, yeah, and you lose one of these next two, and he stays hurt. And then you have to play the niners and the bills back to back, like.

Watched a lot of tape on Jake Brown, and you know that I watched the All 22. I would say Stardom against the Cardinals, I would say Starving is the Seahawks, and then Joe back.

G I agree with you, we concur, we concur on this. U.M. University of Washington, Jake Brown.

McCaRRon Still, these have what, uh, Brandon Allen. He was on the team for a little bit.

Carry two out now because of that new rule, the 53 McCarron's on the practice squad. Oh, McCarron's on the practice start.

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Okay, next up we have the Rams 29, the Colts 23.

Go on.

Uh, the Rams won the game. The Colts are tough, motherfuckers. Yeah, the Rams won the game, the Colts won the game. Because. Anthony Richardson in the second half brought the Colts back from a 23-0 deficit after not looking great in the first half. And I continue to be impressed with the Colts coaching staff and I feel like the Colts. This was a moral victory. With a young quarterback and a young team and a new coach being like, Hey, we can get punched in the mouth and we'll keep on coming.

You know why they keep coming? We'll always keep coming. Anthony Richardson's a big load. Yes, he'll keep coming. He is a big load and he will come right on hank.

I really do think this was a double win, a rare double win in the NFL.

Yeah, well, I'm going to give a loss to Jim Irsay. Okay, he has to wear this loss, okay. Colts are now 0-2 at home.

They win that game with the roof open. Yeah, but yeah.

Anthony Richardson is very fun to watch, got through this game healthy, which is great. I want to see more of him, not less of him, so very happy to see him healthy after this one. And then puka nakua, puka nakua. Not only is it extremely fun to say, but he is an awesome.

Awesome receiver, I hated him at BYU and I love him now. Yeah, I only hated him at BYU because he was always injured. And they would always play with the injury report and be like, Is he playing? is he not?

Start Nakuanon, nakuanon.

He's so good, I know. It's also coaching like this is, we say it a million times. But getting drafted to the right organization, to the right team, to the right coaching staff is such a big part of a lot of these guys career. But Puka Nakua is the real deal. He had nine catches for 163 yards and a touchdown. How many catches does he have?

Setting all the records so far, he has so many.

And he's so goddamn good, and I also think that Matthew Stafford, Puka Nakua, I'm looking it up right now. He has how many catches? 39 receptions Has surpassed Anquan Boldin in his 30 receptions in 2003, for most ever by a player in his first four N.FL games four games, 39 receptions.

Kind of likes getting shake up, he does, he likes.

He likes having, like, some kind of limp arm hanging down. Yeah, that game.

That game, when he was on the Lions and Brown, his shoulder was separated and they had him on the sidelines. He literally shoved the trainers off him. It was like, get away from me and get back in this game. Then he throws the winning touchdown.

Yeah, he's just a tough motherfucker. So yeah, the double win. I'm counting this as a double win, I.

Think that's fair to say? Yeah, the Colts. If you're the Colts, you're probably not expecting to go to the playoffs this year. You're probably going to fight your two and two. Your team looks like they're tough.

To watch, yeah, and it also is how the game flow goes. Like, if the Rams had lost this game, I would have counted that as a double loss for the Rams. Cause if you're up 23, nothing on the Colts, you should win that game.

Doing this without Jonathan Taylor? Yeah, and so his his, uh, pup thing, I don't know how the pup really works. I just read today that he's got a 21 day practice window to return, okay?

Is going to come back. He's like, Hey, we're two and two, we're not bad, we're not as bad as we thought we'd be. Um, okay.

Field goal Yeah, well, so.

For people who didn't see the game, uh, the Bears were up 28 seven. I knew it in the deep down. I was sitting next to. Chief was Bears fan as well, uh, one of our coworkers. When it got to 28 14, we both like, said to each other like, this is, this is about to be a game. Also not fair.

It's a uniform violation, it's a uniform.

Violation? Yeah, so the Bears, it was 27. The Broncos come all the way back. Justin Fields did have a bad fumble.

The the report is Justin Fields look stunned in the locker room, still had his uniform on. 30 minutes after the end of the game, most of his teammates were gone. Fields was sitting at his locker, just staring off.

Sean Hammonds, Oh, Patrick Mahomes with an all time kneeling it at the two yard line. If anyone had petrol home score touchdown. You want to cry for the spread. I had it in my spring picks minus eight and a half.

See Justin happy. He was happy today. Justin Fields was smiling, He looked happy in the first half. Um, it was, yeah. It was a tough loss, especially considering it's against the Broncos who stink. And then added onto all that was the chase Claypool thing, the fiasco.

Eber flus on Friday, Uh, said the chase Claypool was. They asked if a equestrian mania St. Brown was going to play. He's like, We don't know, you know, there's no. There's been no change while he was doing that.

He's not a head coach, so I think knowing coaches as I do, what probably happened was eber flus was like, he made the choice to say that sort of thing when I had told him. Like, you can't be, you can't be causing a scene, you can't be saying anything against the team. You have to be like the most studious practice player that we have, you have to be doing all the small things.

Not doing your homework, right? It's just it's a it's a clown show organization, it's it's a joke. Uh, they have the number one pick right now.

It's really going to be a battle of the Titans Caleb Williams against the Bears franchise. You know which which force is stronger?

No, Andy Yeah, oh yeah, yeah right.

I take it. Is Caleb Williams good enough to not?

Be ruined by the bears. Listen, I know that this is like this is Justin Fields was is screwed by the bears like I, I. I don't know if he's going to have a career after the Bears. But just look at C.J. Stroud, look at Anthony Richardson, look at some of these guys. And the setup they get, and the coaching they get, and and the team and the organization.

Title so that Jim Harbaugh can then become the.

Stuff all the dorks in a locker and be like, we're playing, man. I actually think that. Jim Harbaugh.

Coming into the Bears would be a great thing because he would just straight up tell Virginia McCaskill like, Fuck off.

Yeah, he would just be like, this is my team now and we're going to run it my way and we're going to be good. And you can stop being embarrassed about this organization. And in four years, when you're pissed off at me and we've gone to some NFC Championship games. I'll just be like, I told you so, and then I'll quit and then.

I'll quit and I'll go back to college and dominate and.

Dominate again because I'm a really good head coach, but yeah, it's I don't really have anything else than that, like, it's just a clusterfuck. I really do feel bad for Justin Fields today because they're he's had bad games this year.

Like two sacks this year, not kicking a field goal to go up in that game is just crazy. It's crazy, insane.

Insane. That's a move you make when you're up like seven, and you say, let's just not give him the ball back. Not when you're tied and you can easily get a chip shot. Field goal, Take a lead with two minutes left in the fourth quarter. It's so easy to do.

Good thing about the Broncos today is like, you didn't lose. yeah, you didn't lose to the Bears. Somebody had to lose this game, yeah.

Shotgun, fourth and one, fourth and one shotgun. Yeah, I don't. I saw that when I went to. I went to Nebraska, Michigan, on Saturday, and Nebraska did fourth and one shotgun.

Shotgun runs in general, not, not even talking, like just short yardage plays. If you're running the ball a shotgun. To me, it always just looks like the running back gets a so much slower.

Start running out of shotgun works. When it's a light box and you got everyone split out wide, a draw and you're like, there's no one in the box. And you know that you'll be able to play, you know, man, man, blocking hat on hat football, that I'm cool with that, the shotgun.

The shotgun run is the goat play when it's third and 17 and you need 12 yards. What if?

This is a fucked up thought I've had. What if they're? What if there's actually like a pack between Ryan and Matt Eberfuss? Like, we're trying to tank? And Matt Eberfuss is actually the best coach of all.

Time, and he's just he's been wrong on.

Purpose? Like he's losing these games in such perfect fashion that it's like he actually is an incredible head coach this is.

Some next level cope? Yeah, like, let's do.

The shotgun play on on fourth and one. When we play the box and we have the ball down three, let's run the same running back draw three times in a row for.

A pick six, so you're taking the angle of. He'd have to be an awesome, like the best coach ever. To purposely do all the wrong things all the time, right? Because you would have to know what the right things to do would correct select all the wrong, correct.

Yeah, he's, you can see it, he's, he's actually, so he's so bad that I'm actually. It's like a bad, good circle and we're getting right back to the middle where we were.

Gonna let you believe that?

Your mental health. But I could. I could definitely believe that I'm gonna think about this more. I'll get back to everyone on Friday. Yeah, this could be you're fine. Yeah, no.

This bears are back, this will be fine.

Should we talk about the Chiefs game real quick? Patrick Holmes all time scumbag move going down for her. The line is eight and a half and he goes down at the one yard line. Easy touchdown, correct football move. I know Patrick Holmes doesn't care about people who bet on him.

Party, I guess so good loss. Good news for the chiefs.

Just the luckiest quarterback ever. Memes is coping so bad. He just texted us a hold screenshot Memes. Would you like to speak? This was a very promising loss.

On So memes. Is this kind of bad for you, though? Because the coaching staff essentially said like, Zach has another opportunity to prove himself. If he doesn't do anything, then, like, they kind of put the word out there, we're going to look somewhere else, right?

He played so good, he was 28 for 39, 245 yards, two touchdowns. He was good, He was good tonight. yeah, he was awesome.

And Zach Wilson dropped that snap and he dropped.

The snap And there was a hold, there was a hold, they called, Holding on, Are you going to cry?

Do you think that the NFL saw all these Jets games on the schedule? And they're like, we have to do everything possible to get Taylor Swift to come show up so that people watch this game.

I think so, but people would have watched either way. The memes went old school, like it was like sitting with your dad. He was just in the other room and he was just screaming, run the fucking football, and then before the game, he was like, start the fucking game. Enough of this?

That was bullshit, it was bullshit, Carson Daly interrupted my Sunday night.

Football, This is why I fight for the NFL. People don't realize like first, they take our Sunday night football. And we said, nothing like this is. Taylor Swift is a problem for the NFL.

Fuck.

She's not going to go to that game, is she? No, I think she starts her international tour soon. Good go.

Is she pregnant? P and V. I haven't seen her drinking at these games, I saw her drinking some juice.