Super Bowl 58 And Patrick Mahomes And The Chiefs Are Inevitable, Recap Of The End Of Vegas And Who's Back Of The Week

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Las Vegas, Nevada, City of Sin.

We're live from Las Vegas, the home of sex, drugs and rock and roll. And would you look at that? America's Sweetheart is watching on from a sweet, sweet box, that's right. Mark Davis was in attendance. Juwan Howard Jennings slapped the Chiefs defense in the first half as Christian needs to wash his own feet after getting them into pay dirt.

The stage after both offenses clearly told each other I just wanna take it nice and slow into the break. Only 30 minutes left in the season. That's ludicrous. Take that, rewind it back to September, that is.

To the fellows we got, Thank you Jake, very cool, great work, Jake. Back to the second half action, where the game turned when Ray Ray, you, you get off of the cloud. Fumbled the ball and rolled the stone right over to the Chiefs, giving them a 13-10 lead.

And that was Super Bowl 58.

Against Patrick Mahomes in this game, that was me, that was dumb. You were smart, you were smart.

Him, join him. Yeah, it was. It was a moment where I was like, you know what, I've gone through so much pain. Going against this guy. He is inevitable and I don't care how this Chiefs team has looked all year.

Opportunity to get three in a row, which nobody's ever done. Yep, they've, they've. Uh, wait, has anyone?

Done that? No, wait, No, no, yeah, the Steelers did the two, and then two, two-two. Yeah, you're right.

I would actually go as far as to say, if they don't get three in a row, it's a failure, yeah.

I'd agree he's a bust, but, uh, they did it. The the Chiefs have won again. Uh, he is inevitable.

Military school. Yeah, they go there and they're like, Oh man, this sucks. Yeah, when I get home, I'm gonna act right.

He's, he's played six season, he's third all-time in wins and third all-time in Super Bowls.

He is off wins. He is also the record holder for most quarterback rushing yards in Super Bowls. Whoa, already, that's crazy.

I knew I fucked up. It was actually the play before that. He got even more pissed off when he like he. It was a third and two and he had to run through a couple 49ers. And I said, at the moment, I was like, I think he just woke up, Yeah, that's right.

On when he got, yeah, because he got contact, and then I was like, Well, this this whole thing is.

Fucked he, he was, Uh, this is a weird stat. Doesn't really like the the sample size is pretty small, probably, but it's still kind of cool.

2019. He's five and one when trailing by ten or more points at any point in the playoff. The rest of the N.FL is six and forty-eight. Oof in that same scenario.

Like, maybe the worst tweet of all time. Uh, this is from September 2019, uh, the Athletic Kansas City said. In case you missed it. Patrick Mahomes has thrown thirty-six percent of Troy Aikman's career touchdowns in about eight percent of the games. Troy Aikman quote treated and said In case you miss it this, uh, talk to me when he has thirty-three percent of my Super Bowl titles.

Greatest Absolutely, I mean, this is undeniably I think now we need to raise the bar and be like.

Pace to be the greatest athlete of all time. He's got six years and he's a hall of no doubt, first ballot hall of Famer if he retired tomorrow. Which I love doing those, yep, but it's the truth.

I'd be wild if he did. Yeah, yeah, I would definitely do that. If I was Patrick Mahomes, that would rock.

What if this guy kept playing? Yeah, we could, we could have won them all every single year, because it does feel like that at this point. Yeah. Where Patrick Mahomes again? A year where it felt like the Chiefs were a lesser than version. It was wide open.

There were about four times in the game when I knew I was fucked. And I did a really good job of just putting myself into a delusional state. Not thinking about it, not thinking about the fact that I was taking the Niners against Patrick Mahomes. And on the drive into the office, it hit me and I was like, What have I done? Yeah, like this is, this is going to be dumb, but I'm going to ride with it, I'm going to ride. And Purdy, Yeah, to your point, Purdy was not bad.

Wasn't bad, he didn't turn the ball over. No, he wasn't the reason they lost, and he, Yeah, it was Patrick Mahomes, it wasn't.

In the world, and when you ran through all those teams that they beat, they did beat. Maybe that was the hardest path to the Super Bowl of all time, I think, Aaron Schatz said. It was DVLA toughest.

Super Bowl, Uh, in terms of the four teams they beat. So not frauds, not frauds at all. Chiefs not.

Frauds. This is, we're glazing them. listen, we're they have to be glazing. Just won the Super Bowl.

Were basically like, Hey, no one has done, uh, no one has gone back to back since the 0405 Patriots. Why don't we try to do it with Kadarius Tony? Let's again, let's do with Kadarius Tony, we're.

Going to give the ball to Mikko Hardman inside the 10 very frequently, for no real reason. Yeah, we're going to have what some people were saying could have been the biggest distraction in NFL history going on throughout the entire year. And uh, we're just going to still win anyways. Yeah, we're.

Gonna do everything hard, the hardware. Do you think he even, like, goes to the ring ceremony? I think he.

Should have a ring ceremony of his own tonight. Yeah, pop the question, Yeah. Kadarius Tony. Yeah, congratulations Super Bowl champion Kadarius Tony I. I could imagine a world where they show up to the after party and Tony's there and he's just like, You know what?

That needs to be mentioned for the Chiefs and we'll get to the Niners. But, uh, Steve Spagnola, incredible, incredible. We knew it, we knew it going in, that he was gonna have a game plan for him. He's the first coordinator to win, uh, offensive or defense, to win four Super Bowls. So he's won these last three with the Chiefs and then the one, uh, with the Giants in 07.

Awesome, too. Chris Jones was just leaking through that line all night long. He's a closer. Does he get? Does Chris Jones get a, uh, like, escalator? You got a million dollars?

And they might franchise tag him again, again, and then maybe he'll hold out again. Yeah, Luxurious Need is a free agent. But we shouldn't do that to the chiefs right now. Is that they deserve? I mean, they're a dynasty? Yeah, they're a dynasty.

Yeah, I did the same thing, and I still, I mean, on the stream, you can watch it. You and Dave were, you know, emphatically rooting for the Chiefs and I. I couldn't even get myself to root for them. I was rooting against them the whole time. Just being like, get a third down stop, get a third down stop, get a third down stop. And I lied about them at at halftime, like, I won, you were just I won one, I won one prop bet and was like, again, the Chiefs are going to win this game.

Enough, it did go to overtime, yeah, and and which makes it worse, we were. We were very confused for a little bit at the start of overtime because the Niners hit that drive down the field. Took like, what, seven and a half minutes off the clock, yeah, and then we said, there's no chance it's going to happen. But hypothetically, what if the Chiefs also grow in a very long drive and they don't score before the end of the first overtime period?

A clock in overtime. Yes, you guys were were gaslighting me to a point. No, I was. no, no, not intentionally gaslight. You're asking questions.

Game just ends. That would have been the funniest ending to a Super Bowl if Andy Reid did not know that constraint. And they were driving down the field and the clock ran out, and they were like.

At the four yard line, I think Micole Harman didn't know that they won the Super Bowl. But judging by his reaction when he caught the pass, I think he didn't really celebrate. I think he blacked out when he caught the pass. Okay, I think he was surprised that he caught it. Yeah, it was.

This game. And once they start connecting with Kelsey, then that was another over fucked moment where, yeah, okay, in the first half, Kelsey didn't do shit well. Besides assault. Andy Reid Yeah, on the sidelines, so he asked Andy about that in the post game. He's like, Oh, I know you guys caught that on camera. Um, I was just off balance and he got me. He's got a new hip.

You should you have to wonder, Yeah, elder abuse I. So, I think it was a bad clip for Travis Kelsey, but I think it turns out to be good in history. Because in the first half he had one catch for one yard and in the second half he had seven catches for 85 yards. Yeah, so he probably, if you can actually blame Travis Kelsey for anything, he probably should have assaulted Andy Reid earlier.

Violence works. Yeah, that's what we took away from this. He probably should have just punched him in.

The nose and been like, Wake the fuck up, dude, I'm Travis Kelsey. Also, it would have been I, I don't.

Know what would have happened if they had lost the fact that they won? It's now like, look at these fiery guys, this is just how they communicate with each other, right? Lost it would have been.

They would have been so pissed off. Oh, big time. yeah, big time. Um, what are you gonna say, Hank?

No, it takes would be great if they lost. I was getting some cooked up, also the Drag green. It's like, you can't. That was rude, that sod father added again.

After a punt, so brutal, so so. He was like jumping up in the air, getting amped up. And then he planted boom. Achilles popped and they brought out the smallest injury cart of all time for Dray. Where he looked at, he was like, I'm just gonna ride shotgun. Yeah, I'm not gonna sit in the back of this thing, give me the Aux cord, I'll sit up front.

Yeah, let's make him sit shotgun. Yeah, made no sense. You had a guy in a in in some khakis sitting.

In the back seat, all comfortable. It's actually a, uh, a zip car ambulance and you're gonna have to drive it yourself. DRAY Yeah, it was. It was really strange, but yeah, the fucking sod father at it again. Um, I'm just gonna blame. I'm gonna blame everybody.

The one to blame? Although it was tough after the game, watching you just like sink into the couch.

Yeah, um, we got a stew in it. I've been there many times. I gave out, people aren't talking about the fact I gave out the sharpest pick of the night. No doinks, yeah, and there were so many, so many doink opportunity there were.

Worst part, if you're a 49ers fan, the Jake Moody was, well, the extra point was a pivotal, pivotal.

That that is what is going to be sticking with you the most today. As you're listening, it's like, what I tell you about Jake Moody time. If only we had one more point, we had a point, but it's kind.

Of like the Ravens game, when the Ravens stop the Chiefs for the entire second half. Mahomes is so good that I am now under the assumption that whatever points he needs to get, he'll get like you can play the game of. They would have got, you know, they would have been up four and a field goal, they would still been up one.

Matter, he'll get whatever he needs to get, you know? Also, like, in fairness to Jake Moody, he did boot. Some long field goals say he actually set the record for longest field goal ever in a Super Bowl, which I can't. I. I don't see that record being broken anytime soon. Yeah, he set the longest field goal for the shortest amount of time. Yeah, it was what, like 15 minutes of real time.

Know, it's like an hour, because it was it was first half, second half, but it was it was a quick amount of time that he. Harrison Bucker then broke his record by one single yard. Yeah, um, all right. Before we get to the Niners, let's see, let's do a couple ads, and then let's talk niners, and then we'll talk more. Super Bowl everything, commercials, everything, halftime show, uh, but do a couple, a couple ads, and.

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That you're going to remember. Do more with Viator. Uh, by the way, I just got a little hot flash because I thought someone commented. I posted that Trey Acheman tweet on my Instagram and someone's like, It's fake. So I went to try to make sure I didn't get duped. Uh, it's real. And he now has 12 000 quote.

Tweets Oh, Jesus, Yeah, no, that's a real tweet. I remember when he put that up, Yeah, and I was.

Thinking to myself, like, watch out, Troy, that happened so fast. Yeah, he just pat from homes, has a better career than Trey, but no offense, Trey. But it's just a fact, like in the he's played six years, um, all right, 49ers. First of all, credit to the 49ers.

Last year's Philadelphia Eagles team No questions asked, Would you agree? Max? Overtime? No, it went to.

Overtime, overtime. Did you get overtime? Well, we didn't have a chance, we didn't have a chance to.

Win the game at the end, the Niners did. What was the score after 60 minutes? Huh, what do you mean?

The Niners had a chance to win the game at the end, but the what? well, the Niners kicked a field.

Goal and they could have scored it, scored a touchdown, right, but but after 60 minutes, we.

Didn't get the ball back, Okay, what was the score? The Niners didn't get the ball back either, but they played so well for the beginning of the game that they were able to go to overtime.

But they, but they didn't get a chance to win the game. The Eagles didn't get a chance to win the game, The Niners did. They did have a chance.

Got the holding call, we did it right, they got the call, we didn't. But but but you? It was tied when when the chiefs were driving at the end, I don't care, niners were up when the chiefs were driving at the end, therefore.

The football game, No. The thing about that is the Niners didn't get a chance to get the ball back either. Because there were, there were seconds, they had a chance, they kicked a field goal.

Overtime, Jalen Hurst was scoring touchdowns. Okay, that's what I said. I would have sucked his dick.

Yeah, except for the the pick six or the fumble. Say what he did, say, it's suck, Jalen Hurst all.

Right, let's remind people of that everyone, everyone else forgot about it until max that.

Was good? No, no, it's good that we got that back on record well and that he was playing great football. That's what I'm saying. Okay, let's talk about the Niners, forget about the Eagles.

The Lions, second, yeah, in their in their championship game, lost to the 49ers. Yeah, by the way. Uh, speaking.

Of the Lions, Real quick, uh, Detroit, John said right before the game. This shit just makes me more hungry for next season. We should be on that field, love that, that's good, that's the right mentality to have.

Kyle did that out of just force of habit, because you always take the ball in overtime, right? And we said, when we talked about this rule changing, we're, I think within like two seconds. We're like, wait, so you want to actually kick off in overtime, correct? Because then you know exactly how many points you have to get in order to win or tie the game, or whatever the case.

Like, Oh, and I didn't buy it at the time because I don't know how you could say. Your defense was tired when the Chiefs had the ball for like two minutes, and also you just got the end of the game.

And then the coin toss, all that. I think everybody was probably pretty well recovered at that point. Um, he said that he wanted the opportunity to get the ball back and score. If the 49ers had scored and Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs had also scored, then the Niners would get the ball back and have an opportunity to win. But I still that he was doing a lot of fast forwarding, which still doesn't make.

A ton of sense to me because under the new overtime rules, which I love. By the way, in the playoffs, the fact that you get both teams get a chance. If the Niners had scored a touchdown, the Chiefs could have scored a touchdown and gone for two and I think they probably would have. Yeah, and the game right there. Because then when it does become sudden death, you're right like having the ball, the next team to have the ball, it is a huge advantage. Because like the old overtime rules, where if you kick a field goal, or the old old overtime rules, where if you kick a field goal.

The game's over. We're gonna say we glossed over at one point. I Why was there a clock? Yeah, no, no.

Hey, thanks, like I like, I have not. I think they need it just for the play clock and like, I don't.

Know the only reason I can think of to have the game clock? There is none. Well, the only reason I can think of is to give the teams a break at a certain point. I mean, they had it in the Super Bowl in the overtime, with the Patriots in the Falcons, but that was was that, that's the old.

Rules, right? Yeah, but it still doesn't matter. Yeah, it still doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you like, why would? If it's sudden death, you shouldn't have a clock, right?

It actually is dumber to have it in sudden death. I think it matters because the N.FL needs to make money on commercials. If it does get to the end of that quarter. Also, it would be really weird if we.

Didn't have a clock? Think about how weird that be. Remember the, uh, Jacoby Jones play Baltimore, Denver? That went to double overtime, we almost had double overtime. yeah, we almost had had double overtime.

Uh, but so back to taking the taking the ball first. It makes no sense. Because under the new rules, each team gets to possess the ball at least once. And if you're the second team to possess the ball, you have all the knowledge of what the first team did. Whether it be a field goal, a pun, a touchdown, it doesn't matter. And we, we saw it instantly when the Chiefs had to go for it on fourth and one at their own 34.

Yardage on the field goal that the 49ers attempted. They were pretty close to the end zone. They were very close to the end, so they kicked a 27 yard. Yeah, so a 27 yarder. They would have gone for that and tried to get a touchdown.

Kick the ball off instead of receiving it, it makes no. No one can explain it to me, and and like even our friend Sam Schwartzman was trying to explain to me in real time that it's. Obviously the odds are different than college over because essentially is college overtime, but it's different because it's a full field. So it's like, you, you're not already in the red zone, you're not already in field goal range. But it is like, the percentages are obviously very different. And playing into the fact that if you match score for score, you then get the sudden death next possession.

Fuck, would you take the ball first? Yeah, so, um, shout to memes for reminding us of this. CBS Sports chair Sean McMahon has said that the NFL has alerted them that the game will go. Oh, to two overtimes, you pay 2.1 billion, you get double overtime.

They did have that prepared and they just they fucked it up, like, I just don't know the analytics.

Add up for that. So to me, maybe that makes no sense. Kyle might have just been like, because there's no time, there doesn't matter, there's a good chance Kyle at that podium was like, I fucking blamed on a. I fucked it up.

Yeah, three, three Super Bowls as an OC and head coach, three double-digit leads. Yeah, I mean, that's brutal, hank. The only thing that I can understand, and and people keep saying this is like you, when you get the third possession now, it's sudden death. That's it, though, like the chiefs would.

Have gone for two if they had to do, you think, the Chiefs? I think it only makes more sense because the four-yarders defense was tired. Yeah, but he said that that wasn't the reason. Yeah, it makes.

No, like, it just makes no sense in the 49ers, I actually, I, I do think that the Chiefs would go.

For two, yeah, what would you rather do? I would go for two and getting up a field goal and losing the.

Super Bowl or getting two yards with Patrick Moan after Jake Moody has already hit a 56 yarder? Yeah, like, that's pretty quickly, you're in field goal range and I guess you could like the would. The Chiefs, if they had gotten into a fourth down situation in the red zone, kicked a field goal there. Probably depending on, like if it was fourth and I don't know more than five, yeah, but still you. They went for fourth down right away as the drive started. Uh, the Niners, though, like Brock, Purdy was fine. I don't think he was bad at all.

Pressure on the homes a little bit, they dialed it up pretty good at the start, yeah. Both Chase Young and Bosa were great in the first half, and Bosa had a couple plays in the second half, too. But um, the pass rush, it wasn't making uncomfortable at all. So my homes would like drift out, find a guy, or at least just escape with no no real damage done.

Like, dislocated his shoulder at the end. Yeah, they had the great trick play with Juan Jennings, that.

Was a heart attack? Uh, game manager, that's what they're saying about Juan Jennings. He was, he was.

In line to maybe win Super Bowl, MVP there for a second, that would have been wild if he won wild MVP. Yeah, but he had a touchdown catch and a touchdown throw, we had a good catch or no catch. With what you said, you said, yeah, as Brian did say, that wasn't a catch, which is very funny.

Show for Yeah, Patrick Mohomes, thief of joy for so many other teams, so many other fan bases. Brutal. It is tough, it sucks. I'm actually glad that my team's not competitive right now because it would suck way worse. To just be really good and never win like you should, just actually, we should punt on it. Yeah, if you suck and don't win, yeah, no shit, we suck. I didn't ever think I was gonna win. But if you're good and Mohomes just caves your face in year after year, that's tough.

To be tanking, Yeah, it is. Congrats boys. We planned it perfectly. Yeah, but he did it again, he did it.

Again, I love, I love. After the game's over, when they bring the owner on stage and they give the trophy to him first. Clark Hunt and Clark Hunt All-time nerd move, Yep, by Clark Hunt. He was wearing the ear, the, uh, the ear protectors. what are they called?

I don't know if I fully believe or not that Travis Kelsey made the team cry. Yes, the night.

Before the night before, do you believe that? Yes, he gave the biggest pump-up speech ever.

I also he was toying with, like people were saying he might retire, why would you retire? Because Travis Kelsey proved that yet again, like he, again back to like what the Chiefs were the regular season, he wasn't.

Drops. He was incredible in the playoff. Yeah, he took a note out of Billy Football's page and actually ran somebody over, Yeah, run you over the Super Bowl? Yeah, they said that he reached his top speed running this year.

Very end of the game, yeah, and so I don't know what else. I mean. Andy Reed, he's gonna be starting creep into that Goat conversation as well, he's got three.

Competition, You know, I think it's different eras. The Patriots were the best team of their era. Chiefs are the best team of this era. When the Chiefs played the Patriots, the Patriots won.

Same way, two arrows. Yeah, can't debate it well. They played each other so much in the finals.

Did M.J. LeBron ever play against each other in the playoffs? I don't believe. Yeah, and it helps.

The Brady and the Patriots were at the end of their run. So you can't even do the like, you know?

Yeah, one, somebody was 40 plus, right? Smoke them, yeah, twice, that's fair, you got you put me in my.

Place it's a. It's a pretty big Trump card. I would say that my homes would have to win one more than Brady to actually be able to give him that. Yeah, he's almost halfway there, so that's, that's.

Impressive. So I feel bad for Kyle Shanahan. He's a great coach, he's a great coach, he's a great, great coach. And he now, just like until he wins one, this will be his story. There's nothing you can, really.

Can't say anything about it. It's just crazy how fun of an offseason and how easy it would be to flip narratives and do storylines that the Chiefs have lost. And it's vice versa for the 49ers. How much brutal it is because you just have to go through an offseason of hell, even though you were so close to winning a championship. And all you're just going to get is hate and Shanahan just going to have to deal with with headlines and naysayers and stuff. And it's like, you coach a good game, brought pretty, played a good game, except for the coin toss.

Hear it all offseason. Yeah, the worst part, there's nothing you can do about it, there's nothing you can do about it, it's just gonna have.

Said it with the Superbowl storylines. It was. It was the worst possible matchup for the Raiders. And the fact that it was the Chiefs and the team they used to be a rival with. And share, you know, a region with. And then they added John Elway on top. Yeah, John Elway was a sprinkle on top, it was, it was.

Two, we had two, they were very close, feeling the ball at like the nine yard line, the eight yard.

Line one Put your heels on the 10. It was so close, but it was. It was a weird game to start and then it kind of became an instant classic. Like over time in the Superbowl, you can't, there's nothing.

You can complain about with that, yeah, the second half was one of the best halves of Superbowl it.

Was it was basically the Ray Ray McLeod? uh, muffed, you know, or fumble? That was like when the game.

Just woke up. Yeah, the game became awesome, the first half not not that fun to watch, nothing really cool happened, feeling each other out.

Uh, decided by exactly three points. oh wow Rams over Bengals by three last year. Chiefs and this.

Year chiefs. So I did, I did. If we went back and looked at the shawami, when I asked him to do a shawami, I was like, 25 22, so we're that close.

Um, a lot of Taylor Swift, a lot of it, a lot of it. What would you say was the box of the night? Because she had ice spice? she had. Who's it? Blake Lively Uh, yeah, I believe.

In the box, yeah, there was also a Las Vegas box that had, uh, like, Jimmy Kimmel carrot top.

Your great teammate, great teammate. Yeah, by the way. Carrot top One thing I learned from him, Um, when we were doing the dozen, you would not expect this from Carrot Top. He is the best smelling man in show business.

Yeah, yeah, holy shit. yeah for carrot top, yeah, and he's jacked. well, yeah, he's. yeah, he's. he's pretty jacked down. he's pretty jacked.

Good, that was just ripped off from the Simpsons, though. That was when they had Rainier Wolfcastle trying to say up and at him, but he kept saying up and at them. They might have done it on purpose.

Yeah, okay, great commercial. yeah, great commercial. I commercials at Super Bowl commercials, because we see them all beforehand. They basically just exist for Darren Revell to complain about, super.

Bowl commercials not being good anymore. Yeah, the paramount plus one, uh, when he throws, Hey, Arnold with Creed. Playing was great. But it came out like a week and a half ago, right? Like I saw that for the first time. I would be, I would be blown away, but right, I like the Scientology commercial.

I was glad to see them make an appearance. That'd be that would rock. If all the Swifties got into Scientology, I wouldn't be surprised. The chorus Light Chill Train, Yeah, featuring You Guys Plug.

Yep, in the digital version extended cut. Yeah, we were on there. Um, Jesus fucking living large, yeah.

What was up with Jesus? He's got cake, Jesus got a great marketing team, he's got mad money, and.

He's really into feet, Jesus is a foot guy. Oh, did you guys see Kanye's commercial that was?

I like that one. Yeah, it was hilarious. I'll play for you. Um, it was, yeah, it was actually like the perfect super, it would it.

His car? I like that. Yeah, that's a great commercial. We also say what you want about.

KaNYE West But the Super Bowl commercial we also had, uh, J.J. Watt, he used the Super Bowl to try out his new hairdo. Um, he was aware, he was very aware. He did tweet about it, saying, like, if anyone is ever wondering if, uh.

Band? I don't know what he was doing. I may saw a guy fiery. Yeah, yeah, he did. Somebody pointed that.

Somebody pointed out and said, it looks like Derek from some 41, that's pretty much the perfect.

Description He basically was like, you know what I'm gonna do, what no one's done in a long time. I'm gonna get like, a shitload of axe body spray and the axe, uh, clay, uh-huh, and do the oh, my hair.

Is kind of messed up, what? Yeah, I just I just rolled out of bed and got here, you know, listen.

Listen, JJ understands he made a mistake. The best what you gotta do, you gotta self-scout, you're, you come back with something better. At least it wasn't Greg Olson's jacket, that's true, yes.

Nothing's as bad as, Oh, that was awful. Uh, I would have rocked if Berman had showed up with like, a.

MULLET Yeah, like a full head of hair. Yeah. Um, hopefully Tony Romo won't still be announcing next time the CBS has a Super Bowl. I have a feeling that he might not be. Yeah, because they.

They said 2028, they said, Uh, I think Jim Nance said, I love you to Tony Romo, sound like he was.

Gonna have him killed afterwards, like, Yeah, kiss of death. Tony Romo Um, he just doesn't. And we were the first to this take. So credit to us because I think everyone agrees with us at this point. He doesn't have any substance anymore and it's like, and he makes weird noises he was singing into commercial.

Yeah, Pacheco through. He also Tony Romo kind of does it how I would do a game without any preparation. Which is like, Jim Nance narrates the play and then Tony Romo narrates the play again. And except with, like, more inflection and weird grunting noises, right? And he didn't like, I mean.

It's hard to criticize Mahomes, but that's your job. That interception from homes is a bad play.

And he was just like, I just felt the pressure he also was just making, like he was hoping for things to happen. Yeah, as the replay started to show up, he said, What now? Watch this guy's hand.

Coming and the hand just never came. Yeah, yeah, what's up with the replays? And that were triggered by the booth. That didn't happen because there were a couple times, yeah, if I was a Chiefs fan and they lost that game, I would be furious about it. Because there was the the Usec catch, yep, which was close, but they didn't even look at it a second time.

Then there was the other first down in overtime, yeah, where they had to go fourth and one. By the way, the chiefs, I'll tell you what. The only thing they could do that would make them better is stop being cowards and let Patrick Homes do a sneak every now and then.

With the lack of substance in some phrases. Okay, that was Jake on Tony Romo, I understand we're.

Gonna clip that, Jake goes off on Tony Romo, Jake, you want to take that back? I was insane, dude, Holy shit, you just fucking eviscerated him. I thought Nance was great. Yep, I thought, no eagle.

On Nickelodeon was great you listened to that. I watched some clips, Uh, there, there was a there.

Was a great clip where on the Nick broadcast when they had the streaker that ran across the field. By the way, I'm gonna, I'm gonna die on this hill. If you're a streaker and you're not nude, yeah, you're not a streaker. No, you are, you are, uh, just got lost from going to the waste management.

That's stolen value. You should do that, but you, you need to. if you do that route, you need to.

Get into the huddle. Yeah, then I'll give you credit. Or like, take the ball, yeah, run to the end zone, yeah, do something weird with it. But on the Nick broadcast, they had, I think it was Larry the lobster, shirtless as the streaker, running across the field.

Uh, by the way, we got a new breaking, breaking news, breaking news moves, sorry.

Built, it was just built. Also. I think it won a Super Bowl, I think it's the UM. Is it the smallest stadium to host a Super Bowl?

Is very intimate, I have been saying to you guys. But I think we're going to be in a world where Vegas is going to be hosting a lot more Super Bowls after being there this week. So let's, let's.

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Okay, so Vegas Hank, you think they're gonna have the Super Bowl in Vegas every year now?

Yeah, I hope not every year, like it'll be once every two years, or once every three years. It will get a more frequent rotation than any other stadium. I think it's going to be right in there.

With New Orleans, Miami, Vegas, I, you're right, like, it'll. They'll probably want to do more of it. It was a crazy week, especially like Friday and Saturday in Vegas.

Come out yet. I'm sure it'll take a week or a few days or whatever, but there's going to be. The amount of money that was spent in Las Vegas this past week will break every, but ever, ever.

Done, everyone won because they bet the chiefs and also went to the tunnel of chaos. Yeah, we should talk about the tunnel of chaos real quick. And we should also just put a disclaimer that I understand. Um, some people are like, we don't want to hear a story about how guys who have money just got more money. I get that.

Turf. You say how much money you want to extend. And somehow it happened. We were talking about at the dinner table before we go. And we're like, it's just a culture of winning inside the tunnel of chaos. So it's not that much dissimilar from the Patriot way. Yeah, where you go in the building, they do things a little bit differently there, you know. Like you eat your humble pie. You do your job, and so your job is to tell Dana White how much money you want to win. Yeah, and in reality, uh.

Like any gambling, you can lose, and that is exactly what happens for me all the time. Uh, the tunnel of chaos. So it's Dana White. Basically is like, I want my friends to have a good time, so I will play blackjack for them with my money. And then the minute you are up, you just stand up and walk out. So we went, like, nine of us in a row, sit down, one-on-one blackjack.

Be friends with Dana White. And and it's it's a one-on-one, you know, set up. Everyone's watching you and but going in there, like, all right, you know, you say how much money you want to win, but basically that's your bet, like if you and. And it's 30 30 grand maximum. So if you want one more than that, you have to play multiple hands. But for me, who only had a few thousand dollars, I was like, all right, you know, high roller. I'll say I want to win a thousand because that way I can at least play two or three hands because and then I'll be out. But in the heat of the tunnel of chaos, Dave won, you won, PFT won. And then Dave was like, Hank, you're next, and I sat down and Dave just put two, five thousand dollar chips down. So I was like, all right.

It really was the the tunnel of chaos. Um, again, not real life, because you have to know Dana White. But more than anything, it was a reminder that gambling and winning with your friends is the.

Best feeling when it was camaraderie, it was hype circle. There was a hype circle going on. I stepped up, I missed the dude put down.

Real life Dana's a legend. I think people listening because even in conversations of house my friends.

Like, it just pisses them off. Yeah, no, and I understand that 100, because it's like a shitty story to be like, Yeah, we just all won money. But it was more about the camaraderie and the fact.

The tunnel of chaos is the coolest thing to say. I personally will never stop thinking about the tunnel of chaos. Yeah, the vibes are on. I'm all-time high and it was one of the the craziest and most.

Fun experiences I've ever had. It's not even the gambling for me, it's I I like. It's like a retired N.FL player. Like I missed the locker room. Yeah, it's the boys. Yeah, the boys were good, I missed.

Although I got, I gotta put my hand up, which I ironically didn't do after I won my hand, yeah.

I'm still waiting, this is here, give it to me, this is two, there we go.

Made for two videos in a row where I accidentally left Big Cat hanging on the moon. One was, I think, after the Chili's three-point shootout, yeah, which I didn't see. I got pulled away as Big Cat was reaching out for the dap up. After I hit my hand in the tunnel of chaos, I blacked out. I just blacked out because I'm like, fuck.

In the tunnel of chaos, people are saying and I'll take some ownership. They're saying that my high fives are too high for you. That's not the case. That's what people were saying, not the case.

I got a great for this. I can get that, I can get that. No, it's not, you can get that, it's an eye level thing.

Down to your level, I don't think that's the case as much as I'm not. Just like people are saying, you black out, yeah, tunnel of chaos, yeah. So it was a great, I mean, Vegas was great.

Into Mark Davis booked him on part of my take. When we went out to dinner on Monday night, we saw him walking through the ball, spot him like 50 yards away. That can only be one man, that's Mark Davis.

Bag, and on the side of it, I keep in a snack bag. It gave right my fanny pack, it gave. They were I.

Was all broken up, so it's harder to, uh, it was kind of just like a choose your own adventure.

It gave recommended doses. It was like light dose one to three pieces, uh, medium dose four to six pieces, heavy dose nine to whatever it was. So, um, I took. I think the official thing was, you want to see the walls melt?

Couldn't have been, couldn't have been sooner after I left. Yeah, when you told me that he called you a Paisan, that was like, I'd pay a lot of money to hear Big Dom call me a pie. I also suck Jalen Hurt's dick. I don't know, I never said that, I don't know why I brought that up again.

Great, uh, like I was getting on my flight and I was obviously seven days in Vegas. It felt like shit. Knew I was going to be on a flight, like, feel like shit, not sleep. And I just kept on getting text messages on the group text from PFT with like, different celebrities. And he just had the most, like, the the most. I am on drugs. Smile All time Facts. And it was. It just made me so happy I was.

Like, he's having a great time. FACTS So I I get a picture with big Dom. See Mark Davis again. And I was like, I was walking past and Russell was next to me and I was just like, Mark. Part of my take, you're coming on. And. And he was like, What? And then I went up to him, was like, Yeah, you're gonna come on the pod? He's like, Yeah, I agreed to it, so he's gonna be on the pod.

For the boomers, Yeah, yeah, Vegas was fun. I, what were you gonna say? Hank? No, I'm just gonna say I.

Didn't? I didn't go with PFT. After dinner, I went to the club, ended up at a at a roulette table with reef from outer banks at five a.m. Fuck.

Table with, uh, a certain running back, let's say the best running back, who's gonna be a free agent coming up? And, um, it's intimidating being at a blackjack table when someone is playing significantly more money than you. That felt, Yeah, oh, I did that with Brooks. Brooks was, was, was there all week.

Tuber with one Stones. I'm in the gym, I might as well work out as well. No, I sat at, like, the um.

The bench press machine and did maybe like 10 reps and then just sat there for like 20 minutes.

And then did 10 reps. Thing is, if you're informed, if you're in a gym, you're burning calories, yeah.

Right, so because I was just wanted to get a picture of Dave, like sliding up next, Goodell, like on an elliptical machine. And I kept this a secret all week, until I think Thursday or Friday. When we were doing our barstool live, I said that we were tracking Roger Goodell, like we were tracking. I'd say it on Thursday. I go back to my room, two hours later, there's two guys standing in my room and they're like, Hey, we're here for a random Super Bowl check.

NFL was all over us. We're gonna say it's like getting a random piss test, yeah, after you after.

You have, like, a career game in the NFL. But it was the worst feeling of, like, what, you know? When you get pulled over, you're like, I didn't do anything illegal, Did I do something? Yeah, we're gonna say.

MAX Uh, I wasn't gonna say anything. But we didn't bleep bleep out on Friday. So we already said this. We did because you had already talked about it on on, like we said, we were going to bleep it. Then you went to Barcelona Radio.

But we, but we did. I did not tell the story about, No, you didn't tell any story, you know? Yeah, because.

That happened after that. Is that is the random piss test that you got from the same guy. Cadell and I was going to say, or who's back of the week? Should be being bad boys again? Yeah, being bad boys, yeah, you guys are on a list. Big Cat got a personal, UH visit from Goodell's Goons, the N.F.L. And then on Thursday morning, the NF.L. Security sent out a memo to, UH, to all the casinos in the area. And it was a picture at the top of myself, Hank, Lockwood and Liam, and Bubba, Bubba, three bad boys. And it said, per NFL Security, these members have been known to cause disruptions and have a large following that can attract a large amount of people. They're not trespassing, but you should be on the lookout.

We become way less cool. Seriously, I wouldn't, I like Radio Row, wouldn't be fun if we were part of the media. And we're like, Hey, what you know, do you wash your apples? Yeah, from from like a plate.

Like, with a credential, yeah. Warning be on the lookout for these, for these three rugged and hilarious individuals. The NFL's back on us. They also use a great picture of me. I was hoping that.

They were going to plant something that would have been a great storyline. If I had just gotten arrested by the NFL, yeah, planting a gun, yeah, I would actually, that would actually be badass if you got arrested, thought I had a gun.

Planted like a bunch of crumpled up tissues and like a bunch of lotion in there and pictures of.

It we are like, we found a bunch of stuff in Big Cat's room, Molly would would suck people like.

Dude, you're 39. Yeah, mother of three Molly was doing. I'd even say weed would be cool. Yeah, be.

Fine, well, yeah, the NFL's back on our ass. Yep, it was a good week, though. I, I. I don't know if I could do Vegas every single year for the Super Bowl. I don't want to do Vegas every year for the Super.

Bowl I just think that the NFL's reaction to this week is going to be we should do it more.

Yeah, yeah, I would probably agree with that, because I just it was. I like cities better because Vegas.

Club or casino? And it's just constant. Yeah, I was, I'm more of a bar like, I like, you know, New Orleans is gonna be great because it's casinos an option.

Also, just go to bars all night. You guys, you guys know this because I I want it on the record for the Awls. But you know, I lose my voice at least once a football season. I was almost losing my voice this past week and I did the right thing. There was one night where I went to sleep at like nine o'clock.

I wanted to go to bed early, yeah, and I was just like, you know what, it's Vegas, yeah, but Vegas I.

Was doing it for the people. I would have lost my voice 100 now, that said, I think the I think I.

Still love Vegas. This trip actually, like, rekindled my love for Vegas. Yeah, again, it most of that is just it might be because the tunnel of chaos and the mushrooms. Yeah, for some reason, we had some.

Good meals, yeah, for some reason, was incredible. When all the Fountain blue guys when I win a.

Shitload of money. And then get all the endorphins that my brain has. I tend to have a pretty good.

Time, Yeah, yeah, leaving, leaving Vegas with money was great new experience, only because the tunnel.

Chaos. Yeah, otherwise I would have lost a lot. Yeah, I did, I did the thing when I got home. I I like, because I went with a significant amount of money and I came back with more money, which does not happen often. And I gave my wife, uh, the the profit, and she was like, Really, you lost all that money?

Coming out on all the regular show days and, uh, shout out to us. Doing the trade deadline slash NBA preview with Ryan Rosillo way after the season started and way before the trade deadline. Yeah, he.

When he came on with us, I think we taped it, What? Tuesday night? No, Wednesday night? And he was like, I'm about to do a big trade deadline for my employer. Uh, ringer, uh. Can we not release this tomorrow? And we're like, Dude, this is the N.B.A. preview, we're not releasing until February 19th.

Thinking about, I don't think anything really happened that big at the NBA that would make.

Him look dumb. At the trade deadline, I was hoping so bad that Kyle Lowry went to the Clippers because we alluded to that. Yep, and he, where's he? where's he? End up going? Sixers, Sixers back, Philly Boy, Nova boy, back back.

The airport I've been unhealthy, Yeah, on Saturday, so on, so unhealthy. I showed up to the airport on Saturday. I had a soda in my hand and Max looked at me and the first thing he said was.

Better not get a second soda, it's the best we're gonna for a part of my cheesesteak. We are going to have a Max combo that is literally just buying two sodas. that's all you get, two sodas, the big, the big Max combo.

The fart box, yeah, the big Max combo, and when you order it to play techno through all the speakers.

Yeah, it's like a, it's like a hallmark card, it opens up and it's just fucking techno blasting the big max combo. All right, let's, uh, wrap up the show with, uh, our good friends from Cars.com. Cars.com is a leading digital marketplace that connects car shoppers with their perfect car, celebrating 25 years of helping shoppers research, find inventory, finance, and sell cars. Wherever life takes you next, and whoever you're looking to be, there's a car for that. On Cars.com, up to 50 000 cars are added daily to Cars.com. shop over 2 million cars for 2 million possibilities.

Question Who's back the week? Hank? Um, who's back of the week? Kind of a little bit of a future you? maybe a future fire fest. I will be packing, uh, my rowbacks and bring them to work tomorrow.

Yeah, I'm in the same boat. No, I know I have a flight to Mexico on Wednesday and we might be.

And we've. We're doing a stream that will not end until we complete it, which hopefully we do, and it starts Monday at five o'clock. Five o'clock Eastern doesn't end. We kind of are in a spot where we have to just cancel everything, vacations, yeah, which is.

A concern that is a concern. I didn't really fully think about the canceling everything, um.

What's the stream? We're doing a free throw challenge with Draft Kings. You can sign up. Uh, it's free to play, that's free to play contests, 100 grand in prizes.

Oh, wow, you didn't say good, yeah, pft. Nick and uh, KB are going to be on the call, and it's going to be.

Now I think we can do it, but we could. Also. There's mulligans, we can bring people in from the street. I'll say this right now, yeah, but you and Dave have to shoot every time if you're a really good.

Free throw shooter in the Chicago area. There might be a time during this broadcast where we say, roll up. Yeah, so, but I don't want that just puts more pressure on you. Yeah, but I don't want anyone coming. If they're not like we, we should actually do a one-day contract for people here at Barstool Sports.

Personally, you can't lie about it. I think Rear Admiral should get a shot at it. I would like to see him try to make 10 free throws in a row. He basically did the other day, right?

Fine, he's got great form. We're gonna be fine. I think we're gonna be fine, too. It's just it is, you know, waiting for a vacation.

Have the worst job in all this, yeah, having to narrate everybody, like, if it goes on for a long time, you can tap out. Yeah, just leave us to be. I might. Yeah, let that, let the game speak for itself. Yeah, all right, who's your? who's back?

Because Usher you were getting, you almost took out your penis for Usher. I have a thing for her.

Is it her? is it her, huh? You don't know what she identifies as I don't know, but either way, backup.

Boys, got you on the list? Yeah, uh, the lady that came out with the guitar, Oh, she shredded. She's awesome at guitar. Shout out Little John. By the way, I didn't. I didn't know what to expect, but her, her, I don't know what it is.

I feel like every Super Bowl halftime show, it goes the same where where I watch it and I say, that was kind of cool. And then you go online, everyone's like, that sucked. Yeah, well, I don't know, I just I'd never.

Wasn't great Gaga was in person for, and I was the same thing. I was like, let's just get through halftime, and I was sitting there, I was like, Holy shit, yeah, this is one of the greatest performances.

I've ever seen, I thought Katie Perry was pretty good. Yeah, in Arizona, yeah, uh, there's like a cycle that you go through. It's like, Oh, I think this is pretty good.

Can't wear red, see Satanic? Yeah, I'm sure she's won the Super Bowl in red.

Okay, satanic halftime show. yeah, the takes are coming. okay, yeah, perfect. uh, all right, my who's?

Back is the waste management. Uh, because it was an absolute shit show and I loved every second of it. You had literally everything like the waste management. There was bad weather, they stopped serving beer. One day, you had golfers getting mad.

Thought it was water, I was trying to figure out what he was trying to do, There was, I thought, he's.

Trying to do like a a hand spring, No. He thought it was water that rocks, yeah, and, uh, there was just drunk guys everywhere, you know, falling down hills, mud, uh. But that's what I want from the waste management.

That was like running out, diving into bunkers, that guy would disappear. Yeah, right, he would no.

Longer, be alive, right? So give me like, this is what. This is what the waste management has been billed as it's what it's sold. As I want this, so don't try to change it, I want more.