Yet Another "Conspiracy Theory" Comes True (Ep 2130)

I don't even know if I believe them, but it tells a big story, not just about Trump, but about Biden, about Desantis, about Newsom. It just came out, I saw it this morning. It's really weird, but there's a bigger story there, I think, and I think Biden. This has to be the end of the road.

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Folks, big show today. Thank you to everyone who turned out in New Jersey at the book signing. I got a funny story about what happened there. This was like the nuttiest weekend ever.

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Better sleep starts now. Thank you Helix Joseph. Let's do it, Dan. Yeah, it's showtime and welcome home from a very, very busy weekend.

I come up this morning, Joe's in the green room, green room, it's like, next door with D. He's like, Yes, you got a lot to talk about, kind of, sort of, because he's on the show prep. Email. Yeah, yeah, you bet your ass, I do.

I got the mother of all weekend updates. First, the book signing in New Jersey. Major League success. 550 books were sold between Follow the Money and Gift of Failure. It was about 500 Gift of Failure copies. Totally sold out. Packed crowd. You all are awesome. Got to say hello to so many cops, law enforcement, FBI guys there, DEA guys there.

Love you all, you know you got a special place in my heart. thank you for all the shirts. Met a guy from the 75 precinct where I used to work, but I'm coming up and the bookstore was great. But they forgot to save us a spot out in front, right, which was crazy because the whole parking lot was packed.

So we pull up and my security dude's like, I don't know where, what am I going to do? Am I going to let you out? Like, the whole point of being here with you is we got to get a spot in front so I can walk out with you. So it was this really nice guy out in front.

He was in a black truck, he'd been waiting there for like, hours. And we said, if we get you in the line first, you think we can have this spot. So thank you to that guy, you're the best.

Book signing was great. Love you all, love you all, but that was Friday night.

Saturday night went to dinner with the great Chaz Palminteri. Now yous can't leave. I did this to you from a Bronx tale, ladies and gentlemen. The nicest guy ran into him at his restaurant called Chaz Palminteri's, which is crazy how they found a guy named Chaz Palminteri for a restaurant. The nicest guy you have ever met in your life?

I mean, it's Sonny from a Bronx tale, the honor of my life. I think that's the highlight of the night. But Dana White was kind enough to get us some seats at the UFC. He's a great guy.

Love Dana Dana's like, Hey man, we're going to hook you up. But I got to tell you, I hadn't been to a UFC in 10 years and usually I go to the UFC the way anyone else. Would. You just buy tickets?

I'd never been invited by Dana, so folks, I didn't know what to expect. By the way, Chatster, tell me, yes or no. If this story's boring to you, I'll dump it, but this is a really cool story, I promise.

I have no idea what to expect. All they say is print out this parking pass and have your security guy go to this entrance and drop you off here. I don't know they could have been upper-decker seats, I was just happy to be there.

So we roll in and the lady's like, super nice, walks us in. Like this loading dock area. Me and Paula would always put us in this big like elevator, then we're in like this VIP lounge. Folks, I don't get out much, I'm not like, captain, famous dude.

I'm dead serious. I hang out with you guys, know? I hang out with my orthodontist friend and this doctor guy, that's it. I don't roll in country clubs and shit like that.

It's not my thing, it's not my thing. I've never been treated like this in my life. Absolute hospitality by the U.FC, thank you to Amber and Reed and Dana.

Put us in, folks, the front row. No, no, I mean, the front row. I could have gotten in the ring and started like duking it out. I was like, ready to go, I was right there.

If those fights, the fights were all quick knockouts. I told Dana, you need someone to feel, so I'll get in there. I still got a little bit. I'll give you the best 15 seconds of your life, 15 minutes, no 15 seconds.

I told Paula that when we first met, I'll give you the best 15 seconds of your life. And all of a sudden, like I was talking to Trump's people, I knew they were there. They come rolling in and I'm sitting right there in the front row, right next to Tucker, by the way, the seat's got names on them and shit.

And I get in a little late because I've been with Chaz Palminteri. Thank you, you see, look at this guy, there's me Tucker's sitting next to Paula right there.

Had a long talk with Tucker. He's doing great by the way. He's got a new production company. It was good to catch up. love Tucker to death.

I'm sure you love him too. But because we got there late, because we were having dinner with Chaz Palminteri, we sat in our seats. First because it was already the card was about to start. We sit down two minutes later, we see this Sean, that team is making his way into the building.

One of the bigger mixed martial arts fans I know, President Donald Trump taking his.

I'm a straight shooter on all this. I'm never going to get me to badmouth other candidates. Tim Scott dropped out in case you missed it last night, which was the right call. Nice guy, not his time. Okay, I'm not going to bash other candidates right now.

But I'm telling you I was there and I want you to listen to me right now. Because this isn't all like, Oh, look, I'm telling you this story for a reason. I don't usually talk too much about that kind of shit. That guy walked out in Madison Square Garden, the city I was a cop in. Nobody knows more about New York City than I do.

You may know as much, but you don't know more. That place erupted, that sound you heard is nothing like it was when I was there. You got to watch the cell phone camera videos from people. I don't know how many people were at the event, but I would estimate there were less than probably 100 people who were booing because nobody could hear any booing.

It erupted. He walked in with Kid Rock, Tucker, Don Jr. and Dana to American Badass. And I looked at Paula. I should have showed you her cell phone video and I said, you got to get this on video because no one's going to believe it.

The place erupted in New York. Listen, is that a poll? is it an electoral sample? No, and let's not overestimate or be hyperbolic about this stuff, I'm just telling you. In a blue-collar blue party in the bluest part of Manhattan midtown, but the blue-collar people show up even in blue states. The reception was overwhelming.

I was there, I walked out in the tunnel and everybody was like Dan, and everybody was going crazy over Tucker, too. Paula, however, was a bigger star than me. She got a lot of offers for dates this weekend after this aired on the UFC.

If you look over Trump's right shoulder, you'll see me talking, but then you'll see Paula turn around, there you go.

I'm not kidding, we got a lot of emails she's married, I heard rumors she's married, I kind of know that.

She's married, but we had a good time. We shot a picture with Tucker. Paula asked the boss if he could take a selfie, and the funny thing is, I love the boss.

There's Trump right there. Paula's like, Hey, Mr. President, can we take a selfie? He's like, Yeah, sure. After Paula takes the picture, grabs her camera and goes, Let me look at that one.

He was kidding, of course. And then Alina Haba and Dan Scavino. I love these two. Alina's like the greatest ballbuster ever. She's just one of his lawyers.

Absolutely love her, and Scavino has just been a loyal friend to me for so long and just the nicest guy who's ever been around. Donald Trump So a good crew. But there was some controversy that made the news.

It wasn't just the electoral stuff I talked about, which I'm going to get to in a second. But seated next to us was comedian Bill Burr, who I had said something to on the way in. I didn't know Bill Burr. Is he a liberal? I don't even know.

But I walked by him, I was like, Hey man, you know, funny shit, whatever. On these video platforms, he was like, Hey, thanks. His wife never said anything to me, but I didn't catch this when it happened.

I'm looking at that. But apparently Bill Burr's wife gave Trump the middle finger. So, you know, whatever, she's a big lib, I guess. I mean, honestly, folks, I'd probably do the same thing if it was Joe Biden.

So I don't know, I don't give a shit. Who cares about this lady? Like, whatever do you think Trump really cares about? Some goofball?

But you know, you're at an event like in a front row, like, it's stupid. But like I said, I'd probably do the same thing if it was Biden. Paul, what a blast. And I'm telling you, no matter what you hear from people on the left or anyone else, oh, that stuff doesn't matter.

It does matter. He walked out in a blue city to a blue collar working class crowd. And I've been to Madison Square Garden a thousand times. I ain't heard shit like that in forever. Getting back to the polls I was talking about.

This just launched on Politico. A monster series of polls came out in our election update today. This is serious stuff. Now. I'd urge you to take all of this with a grain of salt one, because it's early.

And two, because when I get to part two of this name, ID definitely plays a big role in this. But they know this is politico, by the way, otherwise known as bullshitico far left leaning rag right.

But I'm saying that because they have no reason to put this out. If it's not true. Here's this latest set of polls. Trump's projected victory is based on him winning the four states decided by the closest margin in 2020 Arizona, Georgia, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. All four flipped from Trump in 2016 to Biden in 2020. If you believe that.

And this projection has him swinging back to Trump by tight margins. Arizona by one, Georgia by three, Pennsylvania by two, Wisconsin by 0.9. It's really not that tight, but whatever, here's the thing, Joe, unflag it did I not say to you?

Well, don't unflag it yet, we'll give it some time. Let's see how the polls move because I don't want to be too presumptuous. So he's on hold.

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Baby, did I not tell you? RFK Jr. is going to hurt the left more than Trump? He's a lib, folks, he's a lib.

RFK Jr. is not going to hurt Trump again. I'll ask you in the chat, Do you guys know any Trump voters that are saying, Oh, I don't like Trump anymore? I'm an RFK guy? I'm sure they're out there.

I don't know any.

Here, Politico notes when independent, third-party candidates are added to this poll survey.

They asked respondents about independents RFK Jr. and Cornel West, and they added an unnamed Libertarian and Green Party candidate. Just two. Trump picks up another state, Nevada, as well. The other candidates together take more than 10 of the vote there. Thank you very much.

I don't know the Democrats want RFK out. Listen to me, they're trying to tell you he's going to hurt Trump, so you guys help get him out. This is such a sucker play here.

It's so obvious RFK's not going to hurt Trump. Here was part two, though, and here's the ass-kicker. This is new stuff. This survey also shows Trump defeating Kamala Harris, which is no surprise there, or shows him defeating Gavin Newsom, too.

Didn't we tell you last week? Newsom isn't even polling well in California. I think he'd be a more formidable opponent than Joe Biden. I think you do, too. But don't for a second think, Oh my gosh, if they get Gavin Newsom in here, this is over. I'll add one more.

If they add Michelle Obama in, I wouldn't chalk that up with, Oh, Michelle Obama, it's all over. I doubt she's going to run. I've said that repeatedly, but I don't buy that shit either, I don't buy that either. Here's where it gets hairy.

The poll also shows Biden crushing DESantis 359 to 179.

Listen, I endorse Donald Trump. I love Ron DeSantis. I'd take that with a grain of salt, too. I don't necessarily buy that.

I think that's got a lot to do with name ID issues. Everybody knows Trump and Biden, and I know. You're like, because you guys in the chat, 71,000, thank you after 15 minutes, you're like, Yes, everybody knows who Ron DESantis is. No, you do, because you guys are really super smart. You'd be stunned.

How many people across the country have no idea? When I was living in Maryland, Joe, I had a guy once say to me, Oh my gosh, that Bob Ehrlich's a great governor. He hadn't been governor for eight years. So don't assume people know who Ron DESantis is. I'm not saying he's going to win.

I'm not saying he's, I'm just saying I would take a lot of those polls with a grain of salt. A lot of it's name ID based. Okay, I got a lot to talk about, I think. Also, I think Biden's days are numbered. I'm going to go into it in a little more depth tomorrow. But Politico and others are really pushing hard to get Biden out, and I think this deal's already been made. Mark my words here.

You pardon your son and your family. We won't crush you over it in the media, but you got to get them out of the race. I think that deal's already been made. We'll see all right getting back to the other, like crazy news stories that happened. What the hell is going on in Fulton County, Georgia?

So weird, because when we talked about Fulton County, Georgia, after the election, what did everybody say? Fellas, it was a conspiracy. Wetting their diapers foaming at the mouth, we had to clean them up with wipeys. It's a big conspiracy theory.

Well, I got two conspiracy theories for you today, one and two for the liberals out there. Two of them that appear to be coming true again. We are totally out of conspiracy theories because they've all come true. Remember the Fulton County, Georgia, shenanigans where people were like, Hey, it looks like something fishy is going on there and everybody screamed and yelled, You guys are crazy?

You're election deniers. we're election deniers. We're denying there's an election. No one's denying an election happened. We're just asking questions that you guys have asked forever.

In case you don't remember what happened in Fulton County, Georgia, given I was with Tucker this weekend, how about we rerun this blast from the past? This is about a minute and 20 seconds of a Tucker Carlson segment when he was still on Fox about suspicious ballots in Yes, Fulton County, Georgia.

But someone tried to do it anyway, and at just the perfect moment. 20 minutes after deputies in charge of guarding the warehouse left their posts, by the time those deputies returned to check out the alarm, someone had opened the 100-pound door to the warehouse. So what happened that night and why, we still don't know. It's also not clear why the deputies left the warehouse or who took advantage of their absence.

We do know that a lot of people might have had reason to try to get inside the warehouse, depending on who you ask. The building contains evidence that either confirms or refutes the claim that voter fraud affected the outcome of the 2020 election. In the state of Georgia, Georgia is a place that Joe Biden won by fewer than 13,000 votes. That warehouse holds more than 140,000 absentee ballots.

I'll get to this a little bit more at the end of this segment. But is it making sense now? Why the Georgia election cases have been accepting pleas for misdemeanors and dropping a lot of these Rico cases down there against Trump?

Maybe they don't want this to go to trial after all. Let's go another blast from the past. What do you say, right? Ready to go? another blast from the past?

Remember this Fulton County election official talking again about very suspicious ballots? Run through the machine that appeared to be perfectly filled out and crisp, like they've never been handled. I'm sure this was a conspiracy theory, too. Check this out.

It was how clean these ballots were, and that's where the word pristine came from. That was the only word that came to mind. I said, These are so clean, these are pristine.

And I was running my hand over them and I said to my partner, Barbara, I said, Barbara, look at these, these are almost immaculate. And then I noticed on the bubble that was for Joseph R. Biden. There was a slight eclipse, but I could tell these had been printed. And then, as we went through this batch of 110, which should have only been 100, 107 of them all had this little eclipse. For Biden.

The next thing I saw was I started glancing down the ballot, and every vote on every ballot, both sides, even soil and conservation, was exactly the same.

We got us some questions here, you know, questions. Everybody screamed election denier lock everyone up, but it's crazy. As they were about to go to trial, they forced a bunch of plea agreements for misdemeanors and dropped the case.

Kind of weird. If you had evidence of a big Rico case to steal an election in Georgia, why wouldn't you go to trial and make a big public spectacle? Maybe because you don't have this thing called evidence, but they have this thing called what's it called? For you lawyers in the thing? When you work a case and you get access to the other side's information, that's right.

It's called discovery, shit, I never heard of that before, so maybe they didn't want Jenna and Sidney Powell and others to get discovery. To have to start looking into some of this stuff where they would get access to the information. So plea deals got forced.

So I don't know, so weird, I'm just going to throw that out there. And then this happened at Becker News, our friend Kyle Becker, So weird.

Trouble in Fulton County, high-powered defense attorneys moved to withdraw amid questions about the 2020 ballots.

Wow, that is...

We had Bridgeport, Connecticut, voter fraud. Now this, ladies and gentlemen, it's way past time for every single state. a lot of states have moved, but to immediately.

Immediately clean up their election system. And I'm going to ask you one last time, is this why they pushed for plea? Bargain deals right away in those Georgia cases, so that there'd be no discovery and this stuff wouldn't see the light of day.

Just ask a question. It seems weird a little bit. That was Pee-wee, I know even Pee-wee's chiming in, and he's not even a lawyer.

He's just looking for his bike, he just wants his bike back, man. Some of you will get that. Another conspiracy theory came true, by the way, over the weekend.

This has just been a clean-up operate, clean-up. Aisle four a new conspiracy conspiracy theories. Carpet rugs. Remember the Nord Stream pipeline?

We were like, Yeah, that's kind of weird. Russia's got a pipeline, runs from there to Germany, bypasses Ukraine, pretty important pipeline.

It got exploded like bomb. And we were asking some questions because we were just asking questions. Because Biden had already said that they would possibly attack the pipeline, he did.

Yes, he did, and we were called conspiracy theorists again. Remember that?

Joe, what do you think? The show's record on conspiracy theories is now about $1.10 to $0. What do you think the mainstream media's record is maybe $0 out of $1.10??

Very low. I'm kind of proud, folks. If you listen to the show, you chatsters over there, you're at least six, seven months ahead of the news cycle.

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Going back to my roots, you only knew me when I was a kid.

We do two here, what? Oh, you're just like warming up.

He's throwing some warm-up pitches for the next round. Remember the other conspiracy theory? We were told the Nord Stream pipeline? So if you don't remember, you guys have real jobs. I got a fake job.

You actually do productive stuff, I talk for a living, I totally get it. There was a pipeline, it runs between Russia and Germany.

Long and short, this pipeline is very controversial because the pipeline bypassed Ukraine, Ukraine got these transit fees, the Russians were using it as leverage. Donald Trump had warned that this pipeline was going to be big trouble because it allowed the Russians to make a lot of money and not give a shit about Ukraine. That's basically it.

Trump was way ahead of the game. We played that audio before.

The pipeline got bombed and we had some questions about that because the instant story was, well, the Russians bombed it. I said, well, the Russians bombed their own. It's certainly possible Putin's crazy that they bombed their own pipeline.

But it was weird if they would bomb their own pipeline as kind of like a false flag attack in order for an excuse to hit Ukraine. You guys get what I'm saying, Hey, let's bomb our own pipeline, blame it on Ukraine. Then we can go nuclear and the world will be with us.

Kind of deal. Why didn't they up the ante and do something really crazy after that? It didn't really make any sense. So this show likes to do this thing called actual reporting, unlike journalists.

So while we were called conspiracy theorists, we did some digging and we came up with this actual video of Joe Biden when he was asked about the Nord Stream pipeline. And seemed to indicate that they were open to attacking the Nord Stream pipeline. Which made me believe that they were open to attacking the Nord Stream pipeline because Joe Biden said they were open to attacking the Nord Stream pipeline. Listen to yourself, let me answer the first question first. If Germany, if Russia invades, that means tanks or troops crossing the border of Ukraine again, then there will be no longer.

How will you do that exactly, since the project and control of the project is within Germany's?

Joe just said it right, too, because he remembers, and he was here, too. When this story of the bombing of the Nord Stream pipeline came out, we were as careful as careful could be. Because I applied the Bongino rule, I actually doubled it. I don't think we addressed it in any real detail for a couple days because we wanted to be sure that we didn't get ahead of the story. I want to make sure we got it right, because, yes, it's certainly possible.

Putin's dumb enough to bomb his own pipeline as a way to engage in a false flag attack to up the anti-Ukraine. But nothing he didn't up the it didn't make any sense. it was a major source of revenue for it made no sense, no sense.

Listen to her talk about this. Check this out with regard to Nord Stream 2,.

He gets mad at me when I harp too much on stuff, He does. He's like, sometimes with media stories, do you understand, are you with me? I hate these people so much that this. We were attacked brutally for covering this story after we gave it a few days and saying, Folks, listen, I don't know who bombed the Nord Stream pipeline.

I still don't know, and I sure as shit, don't trust the Washington Post. Hold on to that thought for a second. But I don't know who bombed the damn thing. I'm just listening to these assholes in the White House tell you they're going to bomb the fucking thing.

Pardon my language.

They're telling you oatmeal brains, we're going to take it out. Victoria Nuland Nord Stream pipeline.

That is not going to go forward. The thing gets bombed after Russia invades. I'm like, Hey, I got some questions. Were we involved conspiracy theory?

Pieces of shit. And now the same people, by the way, who called it a conspiracy theory and started go look it up on Gino Nord Stream conspiracy theory. Just like the Bioweapons plants in Ukraine, we covered that story too, after listening to Victoria Nuland talk about Bioweapons plants in Ukraine. These people lie to you all the time.

Oh, look, the Washington Post. This weekend, Ukrainian military officer coordinated the Nord Stream pipeline. I'm just joking, this is fucking stupid.

It really is, this is dumb. Why are we even doing this show? I can't even believe the same people who told us. We, listening to the White House's own words, we're asking the wrong questions and we're engaged in a conspiracy theory. Are now doing the same thing we did months ago.

Oh, and by the way, u.

S officials knew about it. How do we know? because it says in the article, U.S.

Officials believe the attack had been called off, but it turned out to only have been postponed using a different point of departure than originally planned. So we knew like we had surmised.

I didn't even see Geese surprising me there. It is U.s podcast, This is Me.

Spread Kremlin narratives on Nord Stream sabotage?

Brookings Institution, by the way.

That's with the PP tape posters, Brookings, the same ones, folks.

These people imbeciles, they have zero credibility. If you are listening to this show, you are at least six months ahead of the news. They lie to you about everything.

Fulton County, Georgia votes Nord Stream pipeline bombings, PP tapes. They lie about everything.

I'm not even and listen, I'm going to end this segment on this. I don't know who bombed the Nord Stream pipeline, I don't, Seymour Hersh suspects. It's us, The shitheads at the Washington Post are saying, It's Ukraine, and we knew.

I have no idea, I'm just telling you I played you the damn receipts of the White House, telling you what they were going to do. And it happened, which leads me to believe we had something to do with it. Gosh, one more thing. Before I get to these spots, I got a thousand more things to talk about.

I'm determined to get through this, too. Why is the Washington Post, by the way, throwing Ukraine under the bus right now?

My suspicion throwing Ukraine under the bus by writing that article, which the lefty said was a conspiracy theory. Here's my suspicion. I'll let this go. I can almost guarantee you the Washington Post knows the Ukrainian corruption we've been talking about forever.

This is going to be the next conspiracy theory. Remember that 60 minutes thing. I guarantee you money we're giving. Ukraine is going right out the door. The Washington Post knows about it, and now they're backtracking and trying to throw Ukraine under the bus to cover Biden's ass flag.

That Mofo flag it, thank you.

That's never happened before. I've been working out a lot. It's paper I can just rip steel in half, like a phone book.

It's literally a piece of paper. Let me get to my spots.

I think there's also something else going on with Ukraine as well. I'll show you, it'll make sense. Biden Something happened this weekend, it's all falling apart.

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Why is the Washington Post throwing Ukraine under the bus? Look, they bombed the pipeline now. They've known the whole time, folks, I don't buy any of this, my humble opinion, they've known the whole time.

They're throwing them under the bus. Because I can almost guarantee you the Washington Post knows how corrupt the government is over there. I'm not telling you they deserve what's going on, I'm not telling you Putin's a good guy, he's not, I'm not telling you. By the way, we don't have an interest there in them getting some of their land back.

I'm simply telling you, if you think all that money's going to military aid, you're out of your mind. The place has a history of corruption. I wrote an entire chapter in my last book about it. There is no way they know it and they're throwing them under the bus. There's something else out there, too.

Did Ukraine leak something to the media about Hunter Biden? Why do I say that? Because I think the media now knows the Hunter Biden story is a bigger one than they're trying to hide. All of a sudden. Look at this Washington Examiner piece Biden digs in.

No aid to Israel unless Ukraine, too, so Biden is going to the mat right now, he wants this Ukraine money. No matter what you think this timing is by accident, here's what I think's happening.

The Ukrainians are telling the Biden team, Hey man, we've got a dirt on you, a blackmail file. They're probably winking and nodding about it. You better get us this money. Washington Post is finding out how corrupt the government is over there, and the American people be pissed about billions going to waste. So they're throwing Ukraine under the bus and Biden is probably not going to run again.

He's probably already cut a deal to pardon all his kids and needs to get that Ukraine money out there. So they never release the blackmail file. You got it? I know there's a lot going on there, I'm sorry, but I'm almost positive.

That's what's going on behind the scenes. None of this stuff is by accident, and the timing's not by accident either. Having said that, another disgrace this weekend. Biden in Arlington. Veterans Day, Ladies and Gentlemen. The guy I don't even know what to say anymore.

The guy's cognitive function is getting worse by the day. I'm telling you, there's no way this guy is going to be the nominee. There is simply no way they're telling this guy you better get out. Watch what happened this weekend.

Look at this look, you don't know what to do. Do I go there? Do I go back? Everybody's asking me, what do I do?

The soldier's got to point to him where to go. Folks, listen, I did this for a living. No one's going to tell me this is not an accident, do you understand?

These guys are briefed, it is not hard. they're usually briefed in the limo by what we call their body. Man. Whether it was Reggie, Love or Blake in the Bush administration, excuse me, they sit in the car with them.

Sir, here's what you're going to do. We're going to go to the event, you're going to greet six people. They'll show them a little diagram. If they have it, you're going to go up.

You're going to salute, you're going to stand there and then they're going to play whatever, and you're going to walk away. He doesn't remember anything, that's why he keeps getting lost on the stage. How many times I got to tell you this?

It's so obvious.

And it's troublesome, folks. Sorry for the sniffles, a little bit bad allergies today, but I feel great. I always say that because I don't want you to think I'm sick doing the show. That'd be really rude to the guys here.

All of this is happening while the enemy's watching us, Iran, China, Russia, they're all watching this guy. Everybody knows if there were a real crisis that could turn into a world war, and we hope that doesn't happen. Everybody knows Biden has no ability to handle stress, he can't even handle an event to acknowledge our veterans.

All of this is happening while this is going on, the enemy's already here in the United States. Ladies and gentlemen, if this were a you know what? Let me just play this video.

Before I even tell you what this is, I just want you to imagine that this were a MAGA rally and this were happening. Take a look look at it. Well, Lexington Avenue, that's in New York, right, guys?

Lexington Avenue, New York City, looks like a telephone pole guy climbing up, ripping down the American flag. it's not even his flag tearing him down.

Lexington Avenue. Oh, is that a MAGA rally? No, the sign says, Free Palestine, that doesn't even exist, There is no Palestine, so it'd be impossible to free it.

Ripping down the flag, Oh my gosh, that's so strange, ripping down American flags right in the middle of New York City. We got some cops there and MIPD guys.

If this were a MAGA rally, ladies and gentlemen, you would all be in there. What do they call it? Joe the Clink? You'd all be in the bracelets. And I don't mean Chanel, I mean, like, lock-up.

Like the Smith Wesson handcuffs type.

Folks, the enemy's already here, the enemy's already here. They're just waiting. Listen to me, they're just waiting.

Something bad's about to happen, there's a bad moon rising soon and you better be ready. These people are already here and the government is doing jack shit about it, and Jack left town.

If it were a MAGA rally, you'd all be in jail, believe me, everyone involved in that would be in prison right now. But as long as you have a free Palestine sign, you can say whatever you want, kill the Jews, murder Americans, leave them alone, it's all free speech.

Actually claiming and wanting to kill people, saying and threatening you want to kill people, is actually not. I can't walk up to you and go, Hey, I'm going to kill you. It's called menacing, it's got a criminal code.

Here's the campus of UCLA, bunch of really wonderful people here in their little garb there. Yeah, let's hit this President Trump. Picture the police on the other side.

Let's beat that up. One guy jumps on it like a lunatic. he's riding it like he's in one of those mechanical bulls. Yes, let's beat the sign. Are we screaming?

Kill the Jews, too. Is that next? What's going on there? That's just.

Wonderful, they're such great people, so wonderful, right? isn't it great?

Ladies and gentlemen, the enemy's already here. You think they see that picture of Biden, can't even stand still for a second, acknowledge our veterans, you think they see that and they're scared, you think the Iranians are scared.

Biden's like, you guys attack our facilities, we're going to hit you guys hard, they just keep attacking, they're not stopping.

Then you had this breakout, too. Of course, you have the useful idiots here that make it easy for the terrorists to engage in these attacks. Because they'll never be called out by the morons on the left. I want you to watch this debate between this rabbi and one of the dumbest people in the media. You think I got a temper? Here's the difference, though.

I feel like back in the day, maybe not now, so much. back in the day, I could probably back it up a little better. Kank is the biggest wuss you've ever seen. He's just a big obese twink. He's eating slob with the cardio of a 90-year-old grandmother.

Kank Uygur Kank Uygur's one of the young turds. All he does is scream all day and meltdown and get into verbal fights with people. While he's a big wussbag, here's Kank Uygur and he's one of the dumbest guys out there, too. He gets into a debate with a rabbi who actually understands the situation in the Middle East.

What does he end with? He ends with you're a racist every single time because he's a dipshit imbecile that doesn't actually know anything. And that's all they have. I want you to watch this.

Check this out.

They rejected it.

Israel unilaterally withdrew from Gaza in 2005, and they did not create a state. In fact, where were you, Cenk, when you say that you care about Palestinian children? When Hamas stole the highest rate of per capita international foreign aid, larger than the Marshall Plan, from Palestinian? Children? Did not build schools for them, did not build hospitals, took all the money to buy bombs and to build a network of tunnels, which is larger than the New York subway system. Where were you then? why did you only come up now?

In fact, when Bashar al-Assad killed 600,000 children, Arab children. When he gassed them with mustard gas, my organization took out full-page New York Times ads to protect them from sarin gas. Where were you then? You don't care about Arab children. You are a Jew-hater, defined as someone who only wants to lie and say that the Jews are genocide heirs. And don't try to cancel me and say that I shouldn't be on.

You're not a producer of this show because you are ignorant of the facts and ignorant of the history does not mean that you can cancel.

That's the greatest thing.

You're a while he's crapping in his diaper. That tip. The great Tom Marr, you know, you know. By the way, Trump's got the right idea on it. You want to clean this problem up right away.

The enemy already being here, the left melted down. Trump came out with an immigration plan this weekend. Did you see it? Did you see it?

Chatsters, you see it or not, and the left. Predictably, all had to be changed. There was a massive changing of diapers this weekend. NEW YORK Post Trump plotting massive migrant sweeps mega detention camps if elected? report.

Oh, ok, sounds good to me.

What's the problem? You're here illegally, you broke the law, you got to go, we're detention.

I love the way they use the word camps. By the way. By the way, if this was a Biden idea, let me see if you guys got it, let me agree. Sometimes I watch how many viewers we're having.

Sometimes I watch a chat, I'm going to put this out to the chat. This is a test. I got a word in my head, let's play a little two-way game.

If this were a story about Biden, I want to show you the line. The post is a good paper, but this headline's written in a liberal way. OK, Trump's plotting massive migrant sweeps. Fine, you're here illegally.

You got to go great, we love that. But mega detention camps, if elected, what would they call detention blank? If this was Biden doing the same thing?

You beat the chatsters. I don't know if you heard that chatsters. anyone in the chat. have any idea? If you heard, guy, you get the cheat, yes.

Who just said it? who just said it, He-man Dan, I know it's he-man Dan, too. We love you.

Yes, it would be a facility. But because the word camps, of course, carries awful connotations, kind of the connotations with the pro-Hamas terrorists ripping down the flag. Who would love more camps, by the way, and talk about it openly? These are facilities, but they're camps.

If it's Trump, if it was Obama or Biden, it would be facilities. This is great, we love this. You're here illegally.

You got to go, you're welcome to come back in once you do it the right way. And once you've paid this fine or done some jail, time for breaking the law. But we're a country of laws. This isn't even remotely controversial.

Yeah, humanitarian guy said it. Yes, I'm so sorry, guy's correct.

It would say Biden plotting humane migrant wouldn't be called sweeps, either humane migrant gatherings.

Detention No, yeah, hospitality suites, they will be all given. If 100,000 percent, this would be a different title.

But it'd be the same story. Remember, man, you can cry in a storm or you can laugh in the rain, has been said many times, but both times it's raining. Just depends on what you're doing.

The media will frame the exact same storm two separate ways. Hey, I got a lot more to get to, a lot of questions. On Friday, I showed up at the UFC where I don't get that shirt, which was a huge hit.

And you want to know why? I promise you, I did not do it to stir up a shit pot or anything. I had a shirt, a button-down shirt, because Paula was dressed all nice, and the shirt was one was super wrinkled. And we were kind of running late. And second, it's the shirt I had on in the Instagram pic with Chaz Palminteri if you look.

That was right before the event. The shirt was like a poncho on me and it was really annoying and hot. So the only thing I had in the car was a don't get dead shirt, but it's a cool shirt. I bring that up because the don't get dead shirts are back.

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I don't make any money. Thank you Joe, great pitch, thank you, and you did.

Good job, I don't make any money off this, my portion goes to charity. Once we're done with processing, getting them out and getting them made, okay.

This is an important, important time. These things sell out like that, and you've seen it last time. So right when the show ends, bongino..com if you want them, totally up to you.

I only do these for you guys and charity. You have my word on it. We'll tell you where the money goes. Happy to show you the check, whatever you need to see, but cutesy time is over.

It's now available and we've got more coming, but pre-order them now because they do, they blow out and they're done like that and we don't keep a large amount on stock.

So Don't Get Dead is back, too, if you want another one of those. All right, a couple more stories I want to get to before we go. Listen, I'm playing the hardcore Bongino rule on this story. I've been warning you guys and ladies out there.

I don't like Eric Adams, the mayor of New York City, at all. I think you know that he's a liberal, he's a fake, he's a phony.

He's a media hound, but this story about him allegedly pushing a Turkish consulate facility in exchange for something, a quid pro quo story, did it happen? I don't know, I'm not here. Defending Eric Adams.

I'm simply telling you that the FBI is seizing his phones this weekend after Eric Adams started making a stink as a Democrat about Biden's immigration policy. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a little suspicious and I care more about the police state than I do about Eric Adams. And I think this may be politically motivated to shut this guy up. I don't think that's an accident.

The fact that his phones and stuff were all taken as he was going down to the White House. And a couple days afterwards to talk to Biden about, talk to their team about immigration. I don't know, man, I'm throwing a freaking hardcore like skeptical flag on this one. I want to end with this, I want to end with a good story. Well, it's kind of a good-bad story.

Folks, you know, professional sports. I bring this up because we're going to book end the show. As I started, I love fighting, not personally.

I don't want to fight anyone, I'm too old, probably get my ass kicked anyway. I love watching it.

I was kidding, by the way. Some guy at the beginning of the show was like, Dad, if you got in there, did you get your ass kicked? I was joking, Of course, I get my ass kicked. These guys are 20 year old animals.

I wouldn't stand five seconds with these guys. I was kidding, it was a joke. Having said that, I love sports, but it's hard for me to watch a lot of professional sports. I don't go to games much anymore.

I will go once in a while. I like college sports because, you know, my daughter's in college and the school she goes to is super conservative and very free speech oriented. So I'm happy to support them. But having said that, it's hard to watch professional sports, it's hard because I just you want to like the people.

I grew up I love Don Mattingly. I was a Yankees fan. Don Mattingly was a hard worker. His teammates loved him. he was the captain.

He had a good reputation and he was easy to follow. He was a likable guy. Folks, these people just aren't likable anymore, they just aren't. many of them are, but a lot of them just aren't likable.

Here's what I mean, I'm going to compare and contrast two stories. Here's audio of Megan Rapinoe. Super woke, got the purple hair, U.S Olympic Soccer team lady. Always the woke stuff, the CRT garbage, the kneeling. Just an embarrassment.

Nearly destroyed subway sandwiches when she was, like their spokesperson, just a train wreck. So she got injured in a game this weekend. I don't wish any injuries on anyone. I'm not a crazy person.

However, you know, it's probably her last game. From what we know. You think you go out in style. Thank everyone. Whatever, no, not Megan Rapinoe, she had to say this.

Check this out. I'm not a religious person or anything. And.

I don't really. That sounds really funny. If there was a God. Her injury in her last game, this is proof that it's yes. I'm sure that the Almighty is worried about your soccer. I mean, what an idiot. I mean, this is this woman's career, summed up in one sentence. What a moron.

I said I'd leave you with some good news, though, because I want you to know. There are people in professional sports who, from what I hear from people I don't know, a lot of professional sports figures. I know a few, very few folks. I'm not a name dropper.

I really don't know a lot of people, I know quite a very, very few, but I know people who know a lot. Aaron Rodgers, I hear, is a pretty decent guy, don't know him, but I've heard that.

I've heard this guy C.J. Stroud, he was a stud college quarterback. He's having an amazing year with the Houston, I think the Houston Texans. I don't really follow too much N.F.L. but the guy's really a very talented quarterback. I want you to listen to what he said after having two back-to-back games of his life. And this goes to show maturity versus stupidity in the other one.

Take a look at this. For me, I mean, it's a lot of prayer, a lot of just knowing that, man, God wouldn't put anything on me that I can't handle. And I don't deserve his grace and his mercy. But he still gives it to me and I love him for that. Because, I mean, it's not about me, it's about him and his glory, so I think that's where it comes from.

I think God made me like that. I've been through a lot, not only in football, but things that made me just kind of chill when everything's going crazy. And I thank God for putting that on me.

Amen, brother.

I don't know you, I never met you.

But I gotta tell you, we get more of that and less. Megan Rapinoe I'll come back one day. You get more of that in the NFL and you get a league that respects guys like that and not the Colin Kaepernick types, I mean.

Star athlete Ben says It's not about me, it's about the Almighty.

There are some good people left, I don't know that guy. I'm definitely not vouching for the NFL. I think, you know my feelings there, folks. But it's good to say, I think we need to not only just go after the negative.

Remember carrots and sticks, you know, carrots and sticks. That works for corporations, too, when they do something stupid, the stick, when they do something good, the carrot, or there's no reason to do anything good.

We need to celebrate guys like this, too. I'm sure he'll be pressured by the end of the week to renounce God and be like, pro-abortion or something. But from what I've heard about this young man's character, I don't see that happening. God bless him and you'll make me a Houston Texans fan before you know it, yeah.

Oh, yeah, thank you, I totally forgot about that. Oh, I got two big announcements, you guys are good, you guys are getting good at this.

I forget stuff all the time, folks. I do a lot of this show out of my head. I got a couple of notes here, but that's it.

Book signing We're going to be doing a lot more, but this is probably our last Texas One book signing this Friday, November 17th. Books a million.

GRAPEVINE, Texas We had 500 people in New Jersey. let's pack the house. It's at 3000, Grapevine Mills, Parkway. For my new book, The Gift of Failure, it's this Friday, 2 p...m.

To 4 p.

M. Local Time, Grapevine, Texas Books a million. I would love to see you there.

These book signings have been packed we have, and I think the smallest crowd we had was 400 people, so they've been really crowded. Guy in New Jersey told me It's the biggest post-COvid book signing he's had. Except for one person who do you think had more than me?

Not Megan Rapinoe, John Stamos. I guess all the ladies showed up. He is, but yes, he had a huge crowd, never would have guessed.

I'm no John Stamos. If I looked like John Stamos, I'd have 2,000 people. I don't look like John Stamos. One more announcement Guy and the Crowder team. I want to thank them both.

Joe and everyone else behind the scenes because they've been coordinating a massive Thursday show. This Thursday's show will be simulcast on our Rumble channel. And Crowder's it'll be a two-hour Dan Bongino-Steven Crowder special from his studio in Dallas. That's why I'm in Dallas for the book signing Winky, winky, nod, nod.

You'll get two hours of us. I don't know what's going to happen. Me and him go back a long way. Things might get a little crazy, I don't know.

Don't miss Thursday's show. It is going to be live. Guy talk me into it. I'm always a little hesitant on road shows because of technical stuff. Guy, talk me into it.

It will be live two hours simulcast on both channels. That's going to be a lot of fun. Don't miss Thursday's show.

Thanks for tuning in folks. This has been a total banger today. I love having you here. I'll see you on the radio show in a little bit back here tomorrow.

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